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2016

01

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only PC I like are the PC muscles…because they make for a better orgasm, especially when you fuck a fat woman with no musculature, as long as she does her kegels and if you’re lucky, the fat fills her up the right way, she’ll be tight enough for my micro penis, maybe I’ll only feel one of her vagina walls, usually the right one, probably because the fatty liver pushes up against it just right, but one is better than none….

Highlight of the weekend, having sex with a 20 year old, wife was out of town and I am very good at tinder…with the right crazy person who swipes me…

The sex wasn’t the highlight, I mean sex is always the same, the highlight was when she was complaining about being hungry, wanting to wash my disgusting that I like to call she was in too deep and couldn’t escape with some food…in an “At least feed me”…and the only thing I had was some homemade dog food consisting of old horsemeat…and she ate it up like it was some kind of stew…

I guess that’s the benefit of having sex with homeless peoeple, they are just happy to be inside outside of the cold and they’ll eat anything that isn’t from the dumpster…but as a man, feeding a girl dog food after fucking her…was the perfect kind of degrading to make me feel like a man…it was like peeing on her in the middle of the grocery store…but less romantic…

Here are some morning links…

Huge Tits…
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Kate Winslet Loves Susan Sarandon’s Tits
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7 Gamers – 1 CPU
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Ashley Benson in a Bikini
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Kate Winslet Eating a French Fry of the Day
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Kris Jenner on OJ
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Paper Speakers!
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Slut of the Day
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The Thief of the Day
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Leo and His Trophy
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Thigh Gaps
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