As a lazy Mexican who doesn’t like leaving the house, my favorite thing about Modern Dating and Hook-Up culture is how little work it requires…

I know, I’m married, but I still need to fuck…and now’s the time to do it.

Firstly, you don’t need to awkwardly approach girls in clubs, bus stops, the grocery store and try to win them over in 10 seconds knowing that it can either go well and you get a number….or have her scream “Get Away Rapist”….

Secondly, you don’t need to call her to ask her on dates, hell you don’t even need to go on dates that you probably have to pay for, with no guarantee of sex, because she may just be into getting a free meal. You just invite her over to watch your computer screen until you’re both tired, bored, tipsy and in the mood to cum. It’s just expected that one of you is cumming when she says yes and that saves a lot of money and wasted time.

Mindless sex for people with low expectations and who just have sex because it’s there, even if it is terrible….it’s a win.

That said, random internet girl, come over let’s watch TV which is code for fuck brilliant, I just don’t know how it will get lazier, easier, or more affordable….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

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