I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Is your selfie really that important in the grand scheme of things when you factor in that you are each one of 8 billion people currently alive for less than 100 years on a planet that is 4.5 billion years. We are hurling through space and you’re standing in front of a mirror duck faced in your underwear. I can assure you that nothing you accomplish in your life will matter, despite what your ego thinks, unless you are in science or technology and cure cancer. But keep those selfies coming. Build that social following. Try to get internet famous. Think what you are doing has a point and will be a legacy. But it doesn’t have a point and you are just an asshole.

A Bunch of Hot Asses
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Panda Taking a Selfie in China
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Stephen Colbert and Hank Williams Sing
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Big Titty Journalist gets “ASSAULTED” By Trump Camp
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New Playboy Takes Shitty fucking Pics of Low Level Models
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Scarf Porn
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Disturbed Covers “The Sound of Silence”
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Elton John Hit with a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit…
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The Dude Crushing Wheel of Fortune
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Girls on Bikes
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