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2016

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was when a group of drunk jocks, probably on a bachelor party, clearly in their late 40s, walked into the lesbian dive bar I go to because I can’t handle all the straight girls trying to fuck me at the straight dive bars and I like the challenge and conversations I have with lesbians….because they hate me due to penis…

Either way, these guys walked in with so much energy, chanting bullshit, like USA, USA, USA or some shit, only to quickly shut up…when they realized what they walked into…

I don’t know why that was the highlight of the weekend, but it’s the only thing I remember besides meeting a girl with a broken condom fetish, who ripped all her condoms because she wanted accidental loads inside her…it was her thing…her crazy crazy thing…

The Thigh Gaps of This Generation!
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Mariah Carey Panties!
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Amateur Wrestling Goes too Far
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John Stamos Freaks Out at Netflix Office
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Bieber Got Dreads
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Rosie Hungtington on All Fours
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Lawnmower VS Spray Paint
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Should Pornstars Be Respected…
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Pictures from Behind the Scenes of Doctor Strange and it Looks Like a Porn Set….
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Farrah Abraham and Porn Chick in Lingerie
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Katy Perry and Dolly Parton Big Tits Together
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Toucan Lap Dog
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