I found out that I am a super human, hyper evolved because I was born with only one wisdom tooth…unlike you fucking primates with 4…

I spoke to the dental hygienist about whether it was a fact that I was hyper evolved, and if she was willing to go on file saying that, you know so when the women I try to fuck like a caveman…or ape…throwing feces and grunts as they walk by me with their skinny legs in short skirts evidence…that they have just been graced by the fucking future…and this is how us hyper evolved folk do things…

She refused.

So now I am forced to go back to accidentally walking into the wrong changing room at the YMCA….to see the old lady tits changing like that Playboy chick…only instead of snapchatting her, I’ll jerk off to it and blame it on being gender neutral….they can’t arrest you if you’re gender neutral…

BEST LOOP HOLE EVER…..

Here are some morning links…

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