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2017

05

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I may be buried in snow, unable to leave the shitty, badly heated house that is hardly a house, that if a building inspector came in, he’d probably kick us out, knowing that squatters have better set ups that us….breathing cold mouldy air…smelling what smells like sewage backed up – that may be my wife….and I do it because it makes staring at pics of girls in bikinis less boring, you know like a beacon of hope instead of some shameless bullshit…..we don’t see bikinis here, I’m like “look, a girl in a bikini”…and figure if I ever moved somewhere where girls just walk around in bikinis…I would find it boring and no longer be a man into bikinis…so I continue to suffer in this hell, like some kind of martyr or conquistador trying to find new life and opportunity, all as a sacrifice of my happiness to make sure the bikini pic doesn’t lose it’s edge….or appeal to my pervert mind…I am a modern day hero…

It’s like dudes who watch too much regular porn, who now need midget, obese, shitting on each other fetish shit…

I am fighting to keep the bikini pic, something we see too much of, still exciting in a world where there is no excitement….and everything is just flimsy, filtered, gratuitous, fast food easy to produce and digest…

Here are some stepLINKS

Kylie Jenner Spices Up Her Relationship with Sex Toys…
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Lindsay Lohan Poetry
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Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Like Black Face
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Rat Cow’s Hot Booty Pic
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Kristen Stewart is Fucking Stella Maxwell
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Cinema in Slow Motion
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Why Cities are Where They Are
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Amal Clooney is Hiding her Pregnancy
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Gutter Porn Chick’s Ass Selfies
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Honest Trailers of Bill and Teds
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The Man Who Kept Running and Never Stopped….Kevin Hart Ad for Nike that I am not Getting Paid to Post
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Creepy Princess Diana Letters
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