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2011

17

May

Capri Anderson Does Porn of the Day

Capri Anderson is the pornstar and escort who was the original Charlie Sheen hooker to hit the media this year, I mean other than his ex wives, because let’s face it, anyone addicted to hookers like Charlie Sheen, was always addicted to hookers. It probably has something to do with them doing whatever he tells them to, and the ease of getting rid of them whenever he wants to.

So it’s no real surprise that this Capri Anderson chick went back to porn, you know after her 5 minutes of fame disappeared when Sheen decided to take a group of other hookers to the next level of media attention, kinda making this hooker, who ratted him out to the cops and the media cuz she’s not a cool hooker, cuz cool hookers know the client is boss and if he wants tot throw a lamp at your head, that’s just the way it’s gotta be, a glitch in her work ethic that leaves her totally obsolete….I mean until now….cuz you can officially jerk off to her post Charlie Sheen pussy…even though you’re the kind of guy who will jerk off to any pussy…whether it is a porn pussy you’ve seen before or not….I was just trying to find a sellable hook on a pornstar releasing a porn because in between those porns was a crazy celebrity scandal….and I realize I don’t need a hook…There’s a naked whore….that’s the hook….so Thanks Capri Anderson…and Thank You, dear reader……

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2010

28

Oct

Capri Anderson is Charlie Sheen’s Escort of the Day

Chalie Sheen trashed a hotel room while on a drunken coke fueled bender. WATCH THE ASIAN ANIMATION HERE …He was not sent to jail because celebrities were untouchable. He did traumatize an escort he was with and it turns out that she is pornstar Capri Anderson..who I’ve never heard of, but who is featured in this video masturbating.

Most pornstars are also hookers on the side….that’s how AIDS works its way on set..I mean if you think about it, it’s kinda their job to get fucked for money anyway…and porn’s in an economic downturn, they only get paid 1000 dollars a scene, while hooking you can make upwards of 20,000 a session depending on who the buyer is….you gotta make money where you can, dirty little sluts…

I know people who have fucked pornstars for under 300 dollars an hour…I never have cuz I find pornstars disgusting and I’d rather pay 300 dollars for 10 crackwhore blowjobs…but if you’re interested, there’s a website you can find all their prices…It’s not a secret, it’s just not really advertised….

Either way, she’s got a pretty hot little body, I love watching chicks masturbate and I can only assume this is gonna be a huge break for her.

Here’s a Bunch of her Porn Shoots…


Capri Anderson Dyking Out
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Capri Anderson Strips Down and Plays With Herself
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Capri Anderson Wet in the Shower
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Capri Anderson Still Wet in the Shower
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Capri Anderson Riding Some Chick’s Face
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Capri Anderson in some After School Lesbian Fun
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Capri Anderson Totally Naked
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Capri Anderson’s Shaved Pussy and Perky TIts
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Capri Anderson in a Maid Outfit
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Capri Anderson Plays With Whip Cream
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Capri Anderson Gets Fucked With a Strap-On
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