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2015

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May

Dan Bilzarian’s Slow Motion Ass Slap of the Day

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Dan Bilzarian’s is the most loved man by other men to ever hit the internet…you know a rich kid, with a rich kid life, who plays professional poker with other rich kids, leading to hookers who hang out with them, because they are rich..and girls love rich…money makes them wet…especailly in Vegas, LA and Miami…where money means access…and access means maybe they’ll have their asses stared at enough to get cast in a movie…so stick in the right circles…by sticking the right dudes inside them….

He’s a guy with guns, boats, planes, cars, etc…and probably a small penis…because why would he be paying TheDirty.com to promote him and make him a celebrity..other than ego…to fill the void of having been raised with money his whole life..and attempting to find cool…while retard dudes envy his existence…the whole thing is just social media nonsense…but at least some times…there’s an ass slap…or two…with classy hooker bitches who are one step away from being porn stars…because porn stars are like regular stars…in this sexed up, cheesy fucking world..

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