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2013

01

Jan

Josie Goldberg New Years Resolution Inspiring Pic of the Day

[IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO THE PAPARAZZI BUT THEY WERE FUNNY]

Here you see a weak fucking fat chick…eating her feelings…. She’s the only pig of a person who has the new years resolution of gaining 50 lbs…because she’s just not fat enough and her repressed feelings aren’t doing a good enough recovery as she suffocates them with food….you know downing some pig food like a pig with a food addiction all while wearing a bikini in what is fucking inappropriate…who should inspire all you fat chicks to not eat that cake…not even just a bite…cuz every time you do it…you look like this weak person medicated herself into fatness…

Unless she’s like so many of you, who think…I’ll start my diet on the 1st….when they never fucking do….cuz you’re all full of shit…literally from all the food.

Happy New Year fuckers.

[IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO THE PAPARAZZI BUT THEY WERE FUNNY]

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2012

02

Jan

Josie Goldberg Disgusting in a Bikini of the Day


Cameltoe loses its appeal when the vagina eating the bikini bottoms belongs to a fat chick…cuz I figure fat chick vagina gets hungry and has fat lips and fat lips have an easy time sucking up fabrics…of any variety especially when the fat bitch thinks she is two or five sizes too small….

Her name is Josie Goldberg and she is a disgusting playboy alum…but that’s coming from me and I hate fat chicks, possibly cuz I married one but probably cuz I figure I’m fat enough for the two of us and too much fat makes sex a mess….a mess much like this Josie Goldberg in a bikini

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2011

16

Dec

Josie Goldberg’s Topless in Miami of the Day

Here is piggish as fuck Josie Goldberg topless in Miami which isn’t really a big deal…it is just big.

I hate fat bitches like this deeply….especially when they lack the decency and common sense to wear fucking clothes cuz wearing clothes doesn’t get the paparazzi taking pics of your fat once in playboy ass….and I’m posting the pic anyway…

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2011

07

Nov

Josie Goldberg Plus Sized Bikini Model of the Day

Nothing says hot like a belly roll tan line…You know when you can see where the bitch’s obesity folds over itself so that the sun doesn’t get access to the shit, you know better than SPF40, but far more vile, especially for a fat chick hater like me…

Her name is Josie Goldberg…I’ve posted HER FAT BODY IN A BIKINI BEFORE …..I don’t really bother finding out much more about her, but I do know she did Playboy once…probably many pieces of cake ago..

Here’s a close up of may be a fat outskirts of a pussy lip….

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2011

23

May

Some Playboy Pig Named Josie Goldberg in Her Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this pig remember her glory days as a Playboy model, or if the all you can eat buffet that she has frequented everyday since her stint as a Playboy model, has fogged her fat pig of a woman memory….I can’t be sure, but I can be sure that is has fogged her judgement capabilities, because instead of staying home eating a bag of Oreos and a tub of ice cream like she looks like she does daily, she decided to put on a fucking bikini, which just makes absolutely no sense to me, unless of course she likes people talking about her, which is probably the case, as she did do Playboy and that’s usually the kind of pussy they attract. Who cares. She’s in a bikini…..

What a fucking dump truck of a woman…

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2011

19

May

Some Bitch Named Josie Goldberg in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this pig is, but I know she’s a fucking pig who has no fucking shame and doesn’t seem to be humilated by the idea of being in a bikini, even though she fucking should be, you know cuz she’s built like a sloppy sack of shit….Her name is Josie Goldberg…Look her up if you compelled to understand whatever the fuck is going on behind the scenes that are these pictures….

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2011

03

Jan

Josie Goldberg is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Josie Goldberg, she’s some Playboy model. She look more like a farm animal and here she is disgusting in a bikini…

By the looks of it, someone’s eating her fat feelings….and I am pretty glad she is cuz no self respect has lead to a pretty amazing photoshoot of a bitch who posed naked in the past who has turned into this. Maybe the emotional issues that made her start eating are the same that got her to pose naked…repressing daddy’s fingers insider her or some shit, but I’m not too concerned about some low level Anna Nicole Smith aspiring garbage…I’m too busy sizing her fat ass up….

I can’t imagine these being staged, but they look like they are, and I am sure insanity has created far worst things that this shit, like the fact that the bitch got herself in a bikini to begin with, but more importantly that she thought people wanted to see it….but I guess that’s her way of being the next Anna Nicole Smith cuz Playboy needs a new overeating retard bitch who people once found worth lookin’ at naked….I mean no one really needs that…but I’m doing my best here, I’m still drunk from the Holidays…

This is just wild to me…disgusting and wild…straight out of the barn wild but I have a feeling a lot of you are gonna be down with this, cuz where you are from this is considered skinny or at least curvy in a good way….while all I see is a buffet owner crying as she walks through the doors of his cuz bitches like this are the ones they hope never come… ….God Bless America.

Happy New Year. Fat bitches always make me hungry and I’m married one….making me a fat bitch…but at least I’m not doing whatever this bitch is doing to herself…cuz it’s just a disaster…Enjoy.

Here’s round two – cuz I guess she didnt’ feel showing off her gutter body in one bathing suit was humilating enough or abusive enough to everyone who was forced to see it…

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