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2014

02

Jun

Doughy Ashley Benson and the Pretty Little Liars 100 Episode Party of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder….

ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia..

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2010

09

Jun

Pretty Little Liars Bikini Video of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a series of books that was fabricated by some entertainment company to take on Gossip Girl. They have pumped out 8 books in the last 3 years…something that screams “mass produced smutty low grade crap”…that has been picked up by ABC as a TV show….which it was intended to become before they wrote the shitty books…and it is marketed as Dsperate Housewives for teens….The concept is about a clique that falls apart cuz their leader goes missing….cuz every teen clique has a fucking leader and all I know is the cast includes Ashley Benson some 20 year old from Days of our Lives….Lucy Hale some Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 pussy and Torian Bellisario who is the daughter of a TV producer who created Magnum P.I….Good fucking deal for her…

The show hit June 8th and will probably pollute young girls the entire summer…let’s hope it teaches them how to post nude pictures and sex videos but only when they turn 18….cuz anything before that is illegal and as men, we don’t like being forced to deal with that risk, cuz the temptation to click play, even though it is wrong is straight up trickery….we are onto you teenage sluts…we get your hustle…

Here’s a clip of that Torian bitch in her bikini…so girls reading this…start updating bikini pics onto your facebook…everyone’s doing it….even ABC Family…who I guess isn’t so family oriented…since they get 20 year olds to pretend they are 16 and make them get half naked like some kind of kiddie porn fantasy shit I do not endorse…

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