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2016

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 19 in Facebook Jail

Don’t tell a girl who sends you nudes that you’d be more upset if you heard a hamster got raped than a dumb college gir…because the hamster won’t go on and on about and because the hamster is cute and doesn’t put himself in situations to get drugged…needless to say it caused a roadblock I was very capable of naviagting around…because she still sent the nudes….

Don’t tell a girl you fuck who has a rape fetish that if you’re going to rape anyone, even for sport, it will be someone who would never fuck me…especially not at a bar, where the bartender comes up to you and asks you to leave because they are a queer space and a safe space…

Guess what ethnicity she was…lesbian..

Facebook Jail has given me a lot of time to think!!!

Here’s Madonna’s Back…

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Here are stepLINKS..

A Bunch of Girls Getting Dirty
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Ozzy Fucked the Nannies
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Mel B – Big Tits…
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Katie Holmes is Not Engaged to Jamie Foxxxxx
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Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Leggings
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Luke Skywalker – Might Be Gay
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Watch Trump in Michigan where the Car People Hate Mexico…
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The Faces of Kate Upton – Because Kate Upton’s Face is What They Like
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What Do Pornstars Tell Their Parents
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Giant Blackhead
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What Happens When You Put Marshmallows in a Vaccuum
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Sluts Try to Distract Basketball Players
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Renee Olstead’s in Drag
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Miley is Becoming a Housewife
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The Crazy OJ Story
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Keanu Reeves Shooting Up Shit for John Wick
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Crystal Reed – Hard Nipples
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Kendall Jenner – See Through
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The Evolution of the Disney Princesses
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Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass in Jeans
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Girls in Slutty Selfies
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Stella Maxwell’s Topless on the Beach for Victoria’s Secret
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Norwegian Kids Surprise Old Man – Interesting Premise….
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Dude Hikes from Mexico to Canada
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Margot Robbie’s Cleavage
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Whole Foods Sells Pre-Peeled Oranges in Plastic – Because Organic Orange Peel Aren’t Pre-Packaged Enough
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Gigi Hadid Tit Flash…
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Obama Blesses Chrissy Teigen’s Unborn Kids
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Drive Thru Aligator Prank – This is so Dumb….
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Kirsten Dunst’s Pokies
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Justin Timberlake Sucks Up to Jessica Biel
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Crystal Reed – Hard Nipple
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Lil Dicky – A Rapper People Love – Doesn’t Spend Money
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Piggy Ariel Winter Hiking
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Carrot Top Cold Sore of the Day
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Freakishly Skinny While Pregnant Bikini Wearing Fitness Model
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More Kayley Cuoco in Cosmo
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Amanda Seyfried is Awesome
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YOu’re Never Too Old to be a Sugar Baby
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Emmy Rossum is Such Garbage…
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Pervy Things that Bounce
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Random TUMBLR Porn
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Denny’s Waiter Tipped With Blowjob
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Brave Woman Stops Robbery
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Some Fat Chick Naked in a the Snow
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Dude Teaching Girls How To Squirt / PEE
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Threesome of the Day
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Hot Girl Taking Shower
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 19 in Facebook Jail

I read this interesting stat on the internet today.

“90% of sexual assault charges are committed by the girl lying about the sexual assault”

Interesting stuff…I wish I could cross reference it with my social network…but I’m banned…and I realize Facebook is bland…

Except maybe today, where Trump talks about his dick size, Ted Cruz picks his nose and eats it and OJ’s murder weapon is found, but he can’t be retried even if it links to him….

I’m sure everyone I don’t care about has so much fun to say about things I don’t care about….

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Cute Girls –
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Charlie Sheen – The Romantic
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Donald Trump / DUMPF on His Penis Size
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Caitlyn Jenner’s Ted Cruz Spokesperson…
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Abigail Ratchford – Whore
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Ted Cruz Booger Eater
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Katy Perry’s Cookie Dough Legs
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ANgelina Jolie Porn – That Is Just Her and a Bunch of Kids
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Keanu Reeves Shooting Up Shit for John Wick
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This is Called an Aussie Roll…I would have assumed an Aussie Roll involved a drunk Aussie girl in Thailand back backing trying to get out of some stranger she just had drunk sex with’s bed…
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25 People Who Are Not Quite Awake Yet
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Bad Lip Readhing – Ted Cruz
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2016

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 18.5 in Facebook Jail

Instagram deleted a pic of a girl in a bikini cuz my caption was “I just masturbated to this pic”

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS PIC as a caption gets your picture deleted on INSTAGRAM

What the fuck kind of world do we live in. There is no fucking freedom on this internet shit..

Remember…Instagram is owned by FACEBOOK and they are out to get me…The paranoia has set in…they are watching me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing bras…
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Fat Ashley Graham VS Cheryl Tiegs
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Kate Compton – Black Thong
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Irina Shayk in Paris
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The Pink Foam Dick on Canadian TV
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Man in Crab Costume Dances…
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Female Ghostbuster’s Trailer
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Katy Perry Tits….
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Beyonce Sucks…
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Pam Anderson on Parenting with Tommy Lee
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Angie Jolie and her Army….
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Kid Gets a Hole in One
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Chopra Bitch on Set of Baywatch in a Tight Skirt
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Joanna Krupa Anti Wool Campaign…
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Jessica Alba Talks About Her Tits
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Amanda Seyfried – Hot Body
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Russian Dude Throws a Dog at a Polar Bear….Obviously Killing the Dog…Terrible
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Jennifer Garner Reads “Go To Fuck to Sleep”
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Taylor Swift Pregnancy Watch
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Patti D’Arbanville Topless..
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One of the Kardashian’s Bending Over Her Car With her Ass Out
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Katy Perry for Hilary
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Magician and His Tricks
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Bad Lip Reading – Ted Cruz
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Daphne Joy Tight Shirt
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Diane Kruger See THrough
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Juno Temple Scares Me
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Elle Evans is Amazing…
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Girls in Beanies..
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Emma Stone Hits the Gym
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What Happens When You Die
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Phoebe Price in a Leotard Fitness
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Who is Melissa Rauch
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Kaley Cuoco’s Implants…
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Who is Olivia Holt
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Katy Perry HAwaiian Porn
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Random TUmblr Porn
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101 Asian Strippers
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Miss Reef Ass
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Body Painted Girl….
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Cute Girls…
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Flashing Chick
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Foot Job!!
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Good Neighbors…
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Hot Naked Bruette
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Olivia Rose is Everything…
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Shae Summers Big Tits…
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 18 in Facebook Jail

For someone who doesn’t really have access to social media, because I’m in Facebook Jail, and facebook is the gateway to the fucking world….and who doesn’t have a TV….and who doesn’t leave the house…

I still manage to find ways to fill my day…I mean other than looking at the wall and that’s thanks to girls who let me masturbate to them without even asking…becauae I guess I’ve planted my pervert seed…after 12 years of doing this site and 18 years of internet trolling…

So Facebook is for boring people…the internet still has young, vibrant, lovely, freaks…

Not that you care about anything I say…

Here are some morning links…in the morning…

I wonder how many of these Tattoo Girls regret their tattoos
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Drumming Girl in a Party Dress…
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Jerry Hall is the Ultimate Gold Digger
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Real Dogs VS Robot Dog
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Big Girl Margot Robbie
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Facebook Gets Another Idiot Arrested
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Creepy Marble Music Machine
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Make a Ball Out of a Block Of Wood Video for your Soul
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Dildo Face
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Abby Champion is a Babe
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Girls in Beanies..
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2016

02

Mar

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 17.5 in Facebook Jail

I tried launching my own social media movement today. I called it #whoopiGOLDBERGWednesday….

It was a fail….because no one cares about Whoopi Goldberg on Wednesdays…but for some reason 8,000,000 people care about LEO winning his OScar on Oscar night….#blacklivesmatter you racists.

I guess people are more into humps than humpback whales…

Here are some stepLINKS!


Huge Fucking Asses
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Cat VIDEO of the Day
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Bai Ling is So Fucking Creepy
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Patrick Schwarznegger’s GF is Young and Worht Fucking
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Jurassic Park Without the Dinosaurs
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Phoebe Price Stretching is the Sex of the Day
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Girls Talk About their First Ever Blowjobs
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Jessica Biel’s in a Dress
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Jared From Subway Prison Life
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Fat Activist Lazy Lena Dunham
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Million Dollar Yacht Accident
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Lea Michele – Wedgie
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Morgan Freeman Eating Girl Guide Cookies
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Steph Davis has crazy Upskirt
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Bearded Model of the Day
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Reese Witherspoon’s Cameltoe
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Girls Who Support Their Team
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Million Dollar Yacht Accident
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Hot girls Yoga Pants
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This McAFFEE Hack is Crazy
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Kanye Got Caught Using a Torrent Site!
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Kris Jenner Bullshits on Caitlyn Jenner
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So Much Underbooob – It’s Still a THing
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Banning Muslims from Entering the USA Experiment
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Jessica Biel in Tight Pants
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Ben Affleck Looks Beat Up
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Katie Price Wanted to Abort her Retard Baby
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Denny’s Waiter Blowjob Tip is Nuts
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Teen Avri Spreads for You…
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Some Greek Fitness Babe
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Porn News -> Church Treasure Spends 800k on Porn
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Naked on the Porch
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Naked by the Water
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hitchiker Sex
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Cop Shoots Thug in the Dick
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MOM-STER-BATION
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BIG BOOBS
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Bed Post Sex
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Random Tumblr Porn
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2016

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 17 in Facebook Jail

I am pretty happy that I was blocked on Facebook during “super tuesday”…because as a Canadian, the only thing super about Tuesday is the promos they run at my local strip club, a strip club I didn’t end up going to, because it works against my hermit troll lifestyle, but its still super knowing it is there…

In conclusion….facebook is a total waste of fucking time, and thinking of all your pictures and thoughts I am missing only depresses me because I shouldn’t even know you exist, and at my core of who I am….the pre-social media, when the internet was anonymous, I’d only want your pics and statuses to use against you to try to help have a breakdown, because I am an asshole, and I will not let this social media, seeing your dying grandma, or your engagement, TRUMAN SHOW shit, give me compassion for you….at least not for the next 13 days…that I am banned from Facebook…

Hehre are some stepLINKS….

I said…

Here are some stepLINKS!

The Romance on 50 Shades of Grey is Garbage and Awkward –
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So Much Underbooob – It’s Still a THing – And As Long as There are Tits – IT WilL be…
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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McAffee Explains How to Crack an iPhone the FBI Just Wants to Track America….
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16 Year Old Kid – Wins 30 Day Hotel Stay with a Pornstar – Amazing
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Porn Star in a Bikini
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Super Tuesday at the Strip Club – See I Told You It’s a Thing
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CHarlotte McKinney has Tits
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Offensive Pregnancy Announcement for Canadians
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This sister farting Video is the Fucking Worst…
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Scroll Down for Some Cleavage…
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This Disney Produced Hacker Video is Good
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Giant Cock
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2016

01

Mar

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 16.5 in Facebook Jail

Everyday is Super Tuesday where I’m from….

Probably because I am still in Facebook Jail, still no one notices that I am in Facebook Jail, because Facebook isn’t real life and is more of a self involved, selfish situation, that people are too busy talking about themselves….

Or maybe I’m just irrelevant(I am)….But I am irrelevant in everyday life, and if I was to die…I can assure you that people would notice…mainly my neighbors…due to smell.

What I am saying is it is better to die in an apartment building than on facebook..

Yay! Super tuesday.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Tits Busting Out
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10 Amazing Paper Stunts…
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Henry Cavill’s 19 Year Old is Alright
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Porn Star Kate England in a Bikini
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Why Would this Girl Fart on the Internet? This will ruin her
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Jamie Foxx Says Leo is Black…
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Katie Holmes Creepy Serving Ice Cream
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Jennifer Lopez Tits
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Kerry Washington’s Slutty Dominatrix Dress at the Oscars…
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Ashley Graham’s Tits in a Bra Top
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The 10 Most Common Sexual Fetishes
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Kendall Jenner’s Weird See Through
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Korean Gameshow Insanity
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Burger King Incorporates McDonald’s Into their Brilliant Ad
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Emily Ratajkowski Has Huge Tits…
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Some Girl in Lingerie…
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J.Lo Tits Still Mad at Ben Afleck
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Talking BJs with Chicks…
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Biggest Asshole in the Parking Lot
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Jennifer Lopez in NYC…
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Lara Pulver Tits in a Movie
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Jessica Alba’s Hard Nipples Don’t Excite Me…
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This 90 Year Old Said Fuck Cancer and Went on a Cross Country Road Trip. Awesome!
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Aussie Teen Goes Hand Crabbing
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Leo’s New Bitch Roxy Horner
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People with No Shame!
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10 Forms of Propaganda by Government.
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Eva Amurri’s Husband is Up to No Good
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Legends of the Hidden Temple Redone
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Denny’s Waiter Tipped with Blowjob! College Girls…
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Double Ended Dildo? Or is it? Optical Illusion Porn. One asshole becomes 2
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Russian Photographer’s Pictures of Fucking Babes
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Naked Cleaning Fetish
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Girls Kicking Guy’s Asses
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This Naked Bitch Faye Valentine is Everything!
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Amateur Girl of the Day
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Momsterbation
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Big Tits on some Chick named Ashley Adams Dressed Like a Genie!
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

Random Tumblr Porn
CLICK HERE

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2016

01

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 16 in Facebook Jail

I had my first official need for facebook in the last 16 days of being banned on Facebook.

The last 16 days of being banned on facebook affected me zero. That’s the whole reason I am doing these Facebook Jail posts, it’s a joke, you see I’m laughing at how idiotic the internet and social media is…

But last night…a very hot girl sent me a message on facebook saying she wanted me to watch her cum, and I wasn’t able to respond to her…

I tried finding her on instagram…tinder…the fucking yellow pages…and nothing…

Just a message saying “why aren’t you answering me, I need you now”…

I have a feeling it’s Zuckerberg trolling me, that Mark is always so silly….

Here are some morning links…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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The Mystery of Salma’s Hayek Dog Murder Has Been Solved – RIP
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Britney Spears Demonstrates Double Penetration
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Fully Painted Feature Film…..
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I am a Bully – Here’s an Inspirational Anti Bullyng Campaign…
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10 Creepy Murder Houses
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Jessica Alba’s Tits…Hard Nippled
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The Evolution of Hip Hop….
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Ronnie Wood’s Wife is a Crazy Person
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When Australians Go Fishing
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In Case You Missed it Ariel Winter on her Smaller Tits
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Sam Smith is Gay
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Trains Screaming Like Trains…
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Big Tits Busting Out
CLICK HERE

Kat Williams – New Arrest
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#Drumpf
CLICK HERE

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2016

29

Feb

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 15 in Facebook Jail

It turns out that I forgot that I was in facebook jail, I guess when you spend 2 weeks away from any addiction, no matter how lame that addiction may be, you develop new habits and realize that you don’t care what other people think, which you already know, but that you also don’t even care to tell them what you think because you care so little about them and their opinions…It’s like I don’t even fucking give an ounce of a fuck about you, so why engage in conversation with you, that hurt my carpal tunnel hand from all the years of sexting, it makes zero fucking sense…

I’m getting like any prisoner gets, scared of being let back out to the outside world. What will I do, where will I go, because like a cake in front of my wife, I’ll have no control in not posting, when I have the ability to post…

Distractions by the government never felt so good…..

Here are some stepLINKS…

THIGH GAPS!
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence Shows Up Late
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Jessica Alba Pokies
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Ariel Winter Adores Her Smaller Tits
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NFL Penis Slip of the Day
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Jaime King Monster
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John Oliver Takes on Trump
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Olivia Munn New Face
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Just as I Predicted – No One Watched the Oscars
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Would You Fuck Matt Damon’s Wife
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Jennifer Garner White T-Shirt
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Comedians Feed Pornstars their Lines
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Japanese Actors Audition for Star Wars
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100 Years of Zombie Evolution
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See Through of the Day
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Kendall Jenner See Through
CLICK HERE

Abe Vigoda’s Left Out of Oscars….
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Jessica Alba Tits for Cosmo
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Lily Aldridge Leather Skirt
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Owl Cafe in Japan is Terrifying
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How Leap Year Works…
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Em Rat Cow in a Bra Isn’t Hot
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage!
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MMA Fighter Accidentally Hits Official
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Kid Doesn’t Understand Slip and Slide
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Josephine Skriver in a Bra
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Jessica Biel’s Butt Shot of the Day
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This Jessica Chastain Selfie is Weird
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Victoria’s Secret Models Together in Hollywood
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Miranda Kerr was at the Oscars in a Slutty Dress
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Suki Waterhouse Leopard Jacket
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Angry Elephant in India
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Courtney Love is EVERYTHING
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23 Year Old Man Poses as High Schooler
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Brie Larson Hugs Sex Assault
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Huge Tits!
CLICK HERE

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Random Tumblr Porn
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Busty Vanea Tits..
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Asian Stripper Tricks
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Naked Sky Dive
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KKK Members Stabbed…
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Russian Slutty Good Times
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Rough Sex
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Tessa FOwler Big Tits
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Katrina Law – Nude in a Tub
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Busty Girl Toying
CLICK HERE

So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

GET SOME VAPES

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2016

29

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 15 in Facebook Jail

It’s Leap Year….

The 29th of February, or as someone out there calls it, the day he allows himself to go to the bathhouse to bang the fuck out and stock up on AIDS dick, once every four years, to allow him to go back to his wife and kids to live the good family life…

Maybe no one calls it that….

Oscars happened, I live tweeted it, #oscarssoboring #mediaSUCHpussies, but in more interesting news, I was sent a lot of fucking nudes. All without leaving my bed.

Because Girls, are you ready for this dated reference? Okay…Because Girl are like DVDs, don’t buy one, when you can rent a different one every night….unless you’re rich enough to buy a whole collection..because it gets boring to have access to ONE dvd….it’s reallly the reason why NETFLIX exists…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Every Leo Movie SuperCut
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Leo’s Acceptance Speech
CLICK HERE

100 Years of Zombie Evolution
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Cute Girl Selfies
CLICK HERE

Terrifying Robot Video by Boston Dynamics…
CLICK HERE

Ellie Goulding is Decent…
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Margot Robbie – Tight Gold Dress
CLICK HERE

MMA Backfist
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Jenna Dewan in a Bikini
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Office Chairs that Park Themselves…
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Jennifer Garner on Ben Affleck Divorce
CLICK HERE

Cooking a Steak with a Blow Torch
CLICK HERE

How To Steal Two Cell Phones with One Robbery
CLICK HERE

Kesha’s Song for her Fans is Creepy
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Cute GIrls
CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Feb

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 12.5 in Facebook Jail

It’s OSCAR WEEKEND – CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

It’s Oscar Weekend and I generally try not to watch Award shows anymore, I used to LiveBlog the shit, but seems pointless when the rest of the world is doing the same thing…

I guess now that I’m in Facebook jail, I can look forward to NOT SEEING people’s predictions, commentary and overall annoying behavior that if you were in a room with them, would probably make you want to punch them in the face, but on social media, we accept it all and join the conversation – like it’s even a conversation…

It’s Oscar weekend…and you shouldn’t care, Oscars are a dated concept the internet killed off their relevance because now it’s all about social media…but maybe it’s a good excuse to pawn myself onto some girl with cable’s house where I start jerking off to the in memorial shit…


CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

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CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

Here are the rest of the LINKS…

Honest Trailers of Oscar Nominated Movies
CLICK HERE

Things that Bounce….
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A 16 Year Old Almost Took Out Kim Cattrall’s House
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Justin Beiber’s New Step Mom in Underwear…
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Taryn Manning’s DJ Set is Haunted by Brittany Murphy’s Ghost…
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Tallulah Willis Chest
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Jennifer Bambi Martine in a Bikini
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Slutty Rachel McAdams..
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Elizabeth Banks in a Sheer Dress
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Jen Garner on Ben Affleck!
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Kylie Jenner Didn’t Get Boobs…
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Leo’s New Pussy
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How Much Stock It Takes to Stock a Cruise Ship
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Abbey Lee Kershaw Bikini Top
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Jenna Dewan – Beach Photoshoot
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Kelly Rohrbach on Baywatch..
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UK Tit Flash
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Miranda Kerr’s Jogging..
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Woman Reverses Into a Shop Window
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How Full House Deals with Michelle’s Absence….
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My Own Private Idaho Nudity
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Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Tits
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Guy Doesn’t Know What To Do When Tornado Siren Goes Off
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Instagram Model CJ Franco See Through
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Amy Adams in a Magazine
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Girls and Nipple…
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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Leggings of the Day
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Girls in Dresses
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Some Serious Slaps
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Karrueche Tran Cleavage….
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Crazy Ski Run Down French Mountains
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Pam Anderson’s Strategic Nudes
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The Macbook Selfie Stick
CLICK HERE

Kate England Ass in Shorts….
CLICK HERE

Skateboarder Jumps Down 25 Stairs
CLICK HERE

USA Women’s Gymnastic Team Video – Perverts
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Urinal of the Day
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Some Whore Amanda Geores See Through
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Flipper Boy is Disturbing as Fuck
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Just Fucking on the Bus
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Naked Babe of the Day
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Rough Sex
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Lesbians!
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Hilary Craig is Flashing in a Record Store
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Some Blonde Bimbo Looks Good…
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Rainbow Out of His Ass
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Random Tumblr Porn
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 12 in Facebook Jail

I met three college girls at some really grimy bar, that was once for alcoholics and addicts and hookers, but is now the fun ghetto place for college kids to have cheap beer and feel authetic…

These girls were bragging to me about not using condoms, while fucking everyone, and how they’ve each had Chlamydia more than once…

It got me thinking that I’ve fucked hookers unprotected, and girls who were worst than hookers unprotected, and I’ve never got an STD, yet these white girls with rich parents are bragging about STDs because like drinking at that bar, it gives them street cred…

It was at that moment that I realized, fuck, I’m 46 years old, and I’ve never had an STD, but I want these girls to give me one, so that I can feel youthful and relevant again…

You know the modern EATING BABIES FOR THEIR SOUL….is now getting their CLAP…

It’s OSCAR WEEKEND – CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

Mirror Selfies…
CLICK HERE

USA Women’s Gymnastics
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Sony Can’t Free Kesha – But Kesha Will Keep Crying About It
CLICK HERE

Women Reverses Into a Shop
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Terry CREWS Porn Addiction
CLICK HERE

Kylie Jenner Swears She Didn’t Get a Boob Job….
CLICK HERE

Katy PErry is Jon Benet Ramsey
CLICK HERE

Mindy Kaling in Spanx and a Corest
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Lily Aldridge in LUI…
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Over Excited Dog…
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Hot Girls in Sunglasses
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GET SOME VAPES

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2016

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 11.5 in Facebook Jail

Don’t Forget My OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT HERE

That’s what I do when I am in Facebook Jail…

I make MEMES no one gives a fuck about…

It’s the Facebook jail version of printing license plates, only with more naked under 25 year olds…

The one thing I miss about facebook is seeing how successful and how good the lives of people I hate from my past are…I wake up in cold sweats wondering who’s on a great vacation and who just got a new sports car…right…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Tits that Aren’t in a Bra
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Posh Spice – Quits Heels – a Retrospective
CLICK HERE

Kylie Jenner Swears She Didn’t Get a Boob Job
CLICK HERE

The Spice Girls Live
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Miranda Kerr Jogging in Spandex
CLICK HERE

Diplo FUcks LORDE
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Kelly Rohrbach Working Out
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120 Years of Portable Calculators
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Lorde Did a Divid Bowie Tribute
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David Bowie’s Son Approves LORDE
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Charli XCX Ass Flash
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E-Cig Explodes in Guy’s Pocket
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Kelly Rohrbach Working Out…
CLICK HERE

Cruel Intentions Reboot – Coming to NBC – Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar…Because Hollywood is Out of Ideas
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A Bunch of Instagram Whores
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Lily Donaldson at the Brit Awards
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Surf or DIE!
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Red Light Runner…
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Leigh Anne Pinnock’s Nipple Slip
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Rihanna and Drake HUMP at the BRIT AWards
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Girls at the Brit Awards
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Elton John VS Janet Jackson
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Cop Arrested for Jerking Off on Duty
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Wimpiest Muscleman
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Khloe Kardashian Monster
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Pregnant Taylor Swift Legs
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Instagram Slut….
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Instant and Unexpected Head Injury
CLICK HERE

Oasis VS the Music Industry
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Kesha Denies Being Raped
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Rihanna Possible See THrough of the Day
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Neve Campbell Lives
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versin See Through at the BRIT Awards of the Day
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Pam Anderson on her Baywatch Cameo
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Florida Trash Charlotte McKinney Exploiting her TIts
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Too Rich to Care
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Slutty Toronto Maple Leaf Fans
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Naked Man on a Punching Bag
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Jess Impiazzi in a Sports Bra
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Johnny Depp at the WOrld Athiest Conference
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Polish Boob Model
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Shaved VAGINA
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This Girl’s Got a Great Pussy
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Park Sex
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Newark Cop Shoots Unarmed Man
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Some Chick in See Through panties
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Talented LABIA
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Brunette wants Public Sex
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 11 in Facebook Jail

Twitchy bitch…

I have had contact from the facebook world I have been locked out of….in the form of a girl I was having unprotected sex with busting out her facebook and showing me the new EMOJI format of reaction to a post…because EMOJI is so now…

Apparently, Facebook is such a part of everyone’s life, they have conversations about the new features, as if it was a great meal, or a great party, or a great vacation.

That’s pretty fucked, but I can handle the dumbed down humanity, especially in the form of unprotected sex.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed..
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Bella Thorne’s Naughty
CLICK HERE

This Dudes Hates Instagram Girls
CLICK HERE

Khloe Kardashian Shut up the Haters
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Chris Rock in a Space Suit
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Wisdom Teeth Girl of the Day
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IKEA’s Unbreakable Chair Got Broken on Japanese TV
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey is Ridiculout
CLICK HERE

Kanye Doesn’t Like it in the bUtt…
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Jet Blue Offered Free Flight Anywhere to Passengers
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Angry Swearing Parrot
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Massive Landslides…
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Naya Rivera’s Tits
CLICK HERE

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2016

24

Feb

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 10.5 in Facebook Jail

I realized that only 1 person out of all my FB friends realized that I am not posting on Facebook…

If that’s not some serious social media clout and/or influence, I don’t know what is…

I’m a fucking influencer, that one person relies on my status updates and I am not there for him…

I’m a fucking influencer…

ONE PERSON STRONG…

This is exactly what is wrong with Facebook, the inadequacy it makes you feel in a world where none of this superficial bullshit matters…seriously…

Here are some stepLINKS…they matter, because they don’t include the opinion of other assholes…

So Many Hot Asses
CLICK HERE

Naya Rivera Says Her Baby is the Reason for her Weird Tits
CLICK HERE

Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Melissa Benoist on Set of Supergirl
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Lea Michele’s Boufriend Was a Male Escort!
CLICK HERE

Semi Truck Gets Hit By Train
CLICK HERE

Kesha Denies Dr Luke Raped Her
CLICK HERE

Jessica Alba Business Woman…
CLICK HERE

Guy Films Someone Stealing at Walmart – Gets Called a Pussy by Walmart Employee and Banned
CLICK HERE

Girls in Flannel
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Janet Jackson Performing First Time Since Superbowl
CLICK HERE

Spitzer’s Hooker is a Bad Tennant
CLICK HERE

Jasmin Walia – Granny Panties in Public
CLICK HERE

Plan Crashes and Lands on the Street in LA
CLICK HERE

Charlotte McKInney Huge Tits
CLICK HERE

Chloe Goodman See Through
CLICK HERE

Rihanna is Vry Insecure About her Performances
CLICK HERE

Highlights from the Elle Style Awards – Featuring WHORES!
CLICK HERE

Ariel Winter is Not Too Fat to Go to Parties
CLICK HERE

Amber Rose – Spandex
CLICK HERE

Rihanna’s Toronto Filmed Jerk Chicken Video
CLICK HERE

Crane On Fire – Smashes Down On the Street
CLICK HERE

Charli XCX and her Tits
CLICK HERE

Daisy Lowe Nipple in a Dress
CLICK HERE

Instagram SLut of the DAy
CLICK HERE

Kate Beckinsale Tight Dress
CLICK HERE

Dude ALmost Dies During Prank
CLICK HERE

Check Out the pIcs of the Bitch at the Bottom of this Post
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Old Mental Asylum
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Maria Sharapova and her Tennis Racket
CLICK HERE

Rosie Hungtington’s Tight Dress
CLICK HERE

Olivia Munn is a Whore
CLICK HERE

Adele is a Team Kesha
CLICK HERE

Katherine Heigl Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Olivia Wilde in Some Magazine..
CLICK HERE

Nina Agdal Boxing
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Girls who Like SPorts
CLICK HERE

Chrissy Teigen Fucked a Wallet and it Turned into a Baby Girl
CLICK HERE

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Busty Lace Lingerie…
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Big Bertha’s Pocket Rocket – Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Girl TOYING her Vag
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Weird Public Masturbation
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A Bunch of Greek Sluts
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Big Juicy Tits in a Cheesy Photoshoot
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Young Couple VS Couch
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Pornstar Got Caught Cheating Storyline
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Some Chick Named Dina – Nude
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Split Pants Dick Flash – Weirdness
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Pornstars Teach COuples How to Fuck
CLICK HERE

Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

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