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2014

16

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I went to a Christmas party…that I wasn’t actually invited to but I pretended to be invited and only one guy tried to kick me out…he must have been Jewish…not because he was mad I was taking advantage of the open bar he was probably paying for…but because he had no Christmas spirit after he asked me to leave because I was making the girls uncomfortable..it’s like I was the alcoholic version of Tiny Tim and that motherfucker was scrooge…but the good news is once I left…strippers…my life is so predictable and equally depressing…

Here are some steplinks…in the morning…

Kris Jenner Christmas Slut – is No Mircle
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The Hangover Olympics
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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16 Smooth Bro GIFs
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Disney Characters in some Gritty NYC Backdrops
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Naked Asian Hotties from Marco Polo
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Charli XCX See Through
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Supercut of TV Christmas Trees
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X-Rated Pizza
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Google Trends Release their Report
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Free the Nipple Movie…
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2014

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am really into making girls masturbate at their offices now…

I’ve been dabbling with it for a while now…and it turns out that every single girl I talk to is into the idea of bathroom break orgasm..

Now maybe I deal with perverts and weirdos…or maybe this is the way it has always been…but thanks to cellphone technology…it’s something I can participate and take part of…because we’re all fucking crazy anyway….and if you can’t cum at work…why fucking work….unless you work at a daycare or something…in which case…that’d be bad..

But not as bad as Adriana Lima’s “Subliminal” Instagram

???????? WORD ????

Uma foto publicada por Adriana Lima (@adrianalima) a

Intense…in bad way – now here are some morning links…

Taylor Swift Dancing With Beyonce at a Justin Timberlake Concert is Some Incepton Shit
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12 People who Nailed Christmas
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Alexa Gerrard Bikini
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Paris Hilton Has No Bra – But She Does Have Herpes
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Rihanna’s Topless Instagram Picture
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Top 10 Mistakes People Make at the Gym
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Alexis Ren – Bikini Pics
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Girls in Sports Bra
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According to TUMBLR – Kendall Jenner is the Most Popular Model of 2014
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Megan Fox Leeggings
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Bar Refaeli Ass in Jeans
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Celeste is the Slut of the Day
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Kat Torres Fat ASs
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Sienna Miller Does Vogue
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Kim Kardahsian Wants a Flat Ass
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How To Eat Live Octopus
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The Best Coffee Mugs
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100 Stupid Fucking Selfies
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Edita Vilkeviciute for Next Swimwear
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Weird Holiday Traditions Around the World
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Construction Equipment Used for Fun
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Selfie with a Monkey
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Kristen Steward Booty…
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Testing Dog Barking Collar
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Carly Lauren Nice Cleavage
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Miss South Africa Crowned Miss World…
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Taylor Swift Bikini Pic
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Kristine Zandmane Naked for LUI Magazine
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Camilla Christensen Topless Danish Model of the Day
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Dogs Who Don’t Fetch
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Xenia Deli for Vogue Russia
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Nicole Trunfio Naked and Pregnant
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Should You Sit on Public Toilets
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Stephanie Bauer in a See Through Dress
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Suki Waterhouse Humps the Toblerone
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Top Model Instagram’s of the Day
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How To Deal With Snow
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Daisy Lowe Does Christmas
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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret
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Monika Jagaciak for Victoria’s Secret
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Women Try On Vintage Bras
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Hot Asians
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Kayla Swift – Wet Boobs
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Bieber Wrestling Dudes
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Big Booty in Tight Pants
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Amy Adams in a Shirt
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Florida Cop Pulled Over Harvard Grad for Playing Fuck Da Police
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Kahili Blundell is a Hot Model
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PIZZA PORN
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Angelina JOlie Got Nominated for an Award
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Slutty for Xmas
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Some Chick Named Sabine is Topless
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Topless Pregnant Fetishists Love These Girls
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Car Show Babes Washing a Car
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This Queef Sister Edit is So Weird
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Some Japanese Shit
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Iggy Azalea See Through
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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In Bag Inspection Surprise….
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Mommy Likes When Strangers Watch Her Masturbate
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Topless DJ of the Day
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Follow #stepGIRLS on Facebook
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2014

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Tis the season….I saw a captive Reindeer….and least 10 drunken pedophile Santas who look too happy to have kids on their laps…but who parent’s willing put their kids on his lap….I saw one drunk elf leaving a stripclub…because when you get paid to be a midget…you might as well make it rain…these are your glory days midget…you matter midget…

And I had at least one hooker give me a GFE…which is code of cuddling and holding hands while Christmas shopping…to feel like I still have a soul…which it turns out…I don’t…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pitbull Scared of Pineapple
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The Latest in the Sony Leaked Emails – Involve a Kanye Movie
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Afghanistan’s Bruce Lee
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Creepy Santas…
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Big Monday Tits
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Amber Rose and her Subtle See Through Dress
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The Lakers Have a Depressing Plance Celebration
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Hayden Panettiere Made a Baby
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Taylor Swift’s Non Lesbian Girlfriend Wears Her Clothes
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Women Try On Vintage Bras
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Balloon Popping GIFs
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Hangover Olympics
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14 People Who Forgot what Eyebrows Look Like
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The Year in Gaming
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Kim Kardashian Crops North Out of a Pic
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Taylor Swift’s Pussy Necklace…
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I love Christmas Party season, where every restaurant and bar has some kind of work party going on, where I can move in, pretend I am a supplier they never met, drink for free – make out or grope the hottest girls there and if I am lucky end up licking asshole in the bathroom…

That’s my plan for the next week…even though I probably won’t even leave the house..

Tis’ the Season…

Here are some Christmas links…that have very little to do with Christmas…

Lindsay Lohan has a New Video Game
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14 Snow People You’ll Want to Fuck
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Girls with No Bras…
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot in Glamour
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Kim Kardashian Butt Painted by a Penis
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The Man Who Spent 10,000 Dollars on Simpson’s Tattoos
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Selena Gomez Cleavage…
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Slut of the Day
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Colbert Does LOTRs
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32 Gingerbread Creations
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Salma Hayek Busty
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Sex Charades is a Dope Viral Video
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All About the Space is the Worst Thing Ever
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15 Trolling GIFS
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Nicole Meyer in Lingerie
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Gigi Paris Bikini Pics
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Salma Hayek Big Tits
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Jenna Dewan Hot Mom
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Ben Affleck’s Penis in Gone Girl
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Animals Failing at Life
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Dad Dances with Disabled Daughter
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Brad Pitt’s Hairstyles Ranked
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Lisa Rinna Big Lips
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Hot Cars – Hotter Women
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Taylor Swift Leaving Apartment
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Rita ORa Hard Nipple
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Father and Son Beat Man After Funeral
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Elsa Hosk in Bra and Panties….
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Publicity Stunt Photo of the Day Featuring Angelina Jolie…
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Ariana Grande Performs
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Best Bikini Top Ever
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Things that Bounce….
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Lea Michele Yoga
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Alexandra Eriksson Hot in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage….Selfie
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The Cast of Saved By the Bell – THen and Now
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Gwyneth Paltrow Creates a Bra
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New James Bond Movie Will Feature a Lesbian Bad Lady
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Emma Watson is Single
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Reese Witherspoon Monster
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Extreme Cameltoe
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Beyonce Does an 11 Minute Video on Beyonce
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WATCH #stepGIRLS First Commercial
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Hot Car Show Babes
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Fake Emma Watson Nudes
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Morning Boob Massage
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Girl Knocked Out
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Top 10 Celebrity X-Rays
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Whitest Nigga
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Big Sailor Tits
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Panty Masturbations
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Big Tits in the Mirror
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Follow #stepGIRLS on Facebook
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2014

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

It turns out that if you tell a tranny you will rape them after you right swipe the tranny, that you only realize is a tranny after you’ve sexted them and told them you love them, because that is the way you find love on the internet….they will be into it…forcing you to ask yourself “should I go out and rape a tranny tonight”….to which I always say “isn’t that the whole point of Christmas”…right…

Here are some morning links….

McDonalds Shows You How to Make McNuggets
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Ariana Grande Being Carried Like a Baby
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20 Nativity Scene Hacks
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Lea Michele’s Wonky Eyebrow
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20 Badass Santa Claus
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Ela Roseis Pretty Amazing
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The Best Video Games of 2014
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Rabbit Jumping Around with a Balloon
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Affleck Dick
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Stripper of the Day
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Will Ferrell to Play Donald Sterling
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Ice Beards are the Future
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GOat of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Jetman Formation in Dubai
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2014

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me you can only love someone as much as they love themselves, so today I decided to try to love my penis, in hopes that it makes girls want to love it as much as I do…now if only I could find it.

TIS the Season…for Christmas parties…and Christmas Miracles…

Here are some steplINKS>…

Bootleg Christmas Decorations
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Nicki Minaj American Ass for Instagram
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Weed Grandma!
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Girls Who aren’t in Bras
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Supermodel VS Cosby
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Couples Acting Out Sex Acts is Funny
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TOpless and Pregnant
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40 Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad Pics
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Colbert VS Cosplay
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Slut of the Day
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Cindy Crawford Still Got It…
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Kate Beckinsale’s Mutant Leg
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Edita in Bikinis
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Selena Gomez – Covered Ass
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Anastasia Ashley Ass
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Hot Girls Bending
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Jenna Tatum – No Bra
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits
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Jourdan Dunn Bikini Photoshoot
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Haley Baldwin Lingerie VIdeo
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The Hottest New Instagram Models
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The Faces of Figure Skating
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Beach Nipples
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Reese Witherspoon Gas Pumper
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Cars VS Winter
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FKA Twigs ina Bikini
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Marky Mark and His Wife
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Abbey Clancy Pokies
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Lauren Goodger Panties
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Walking Dead Star is Back from the Dead
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Ariana Grande Meme Still Makes me Laugh
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Marky Mark’s Victim Wants Him Pardoned
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Maria Menounos is Boring
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Anastasia Ashley Does the Red Carpet
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The Wizards of Winter
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Trees that Ate THigns
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Dare Devil’s Pre-Death Picture
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Emily Ratajkowski Braless
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Maitland Ward Naked in Christmas Lights is Weird
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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang
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Maria Shriver is Anti-Miley
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Sarah Silverman Tits
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Japansese Way to Wrap a Gift
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Tom Ford’s Penis Necklace
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Scary Santa
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Keira Knightley is Pregnant
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So Much Underboob!
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I am Into Sex with Amanda Seyfried
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Hilaria Baldwin is Next Level
stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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A Day with Jessa Rhodes
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Top 10 Celebrity X-Rays
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Jess Davies Strips!
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McDonald’s Accidentally Showed Hardcore Porn
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Naked Jump Rope
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Girl Knocked the Fuck Out
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Robin Thicke’s 19 Year Old GIrl’s Tits
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Bianca Beauchamp Has Stupid Massive Tits
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How Many Mexicans Can You Fit
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Christmas Cam Girl Titty Bounce
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BOOB JOB!
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Amateur of the Day
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Shitting a Toy Out of Her Vagina
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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WATCH #stepGIRLS First Commercial
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2014

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Been eating ass all night – but not in a gay way – there was a vagina mixed into the mix…but I still probably have AIDS…Tis The Season.

Here are some morning links….

12 Terrifying Santas
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The Navy Shows Off Laser
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The Woman Who Has Killed 6 Boyfriends
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Girl’s Doing the Slutty Bend
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Four Street Performers Drumming
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You Will Want to Fuck This Girl
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Kat Torres is My Kind of Slutty
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Wet T-Shirt of the Day
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Claudia Romani is Pretty Hilarious
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Angelina Jolie is a Failure
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Mad Max Trailer
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Find the Best Porn EVER You fucking Perverts
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2014

10

Dec

stepLINKs of the Day

I like turning tinder girls against other tinder girls by staging virtual cat fights between them-

I make the first tinder girl feel like she’s been replaced or not as good as the other tinder girl – even though you’ve never met either – the psychology is the same as when you do it in real life…turning on that female competitive instinct….and next thing you know you’re getting a back alley blowjob by a girl trying to prove her worth….before a date with another girl who just wants to fuck…because we are all fucking dirt bags now…it’s not just for the fun people…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christmas Ornament Fails
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Ariana Grande is a Brat
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So Much Great Ass
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini
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Rob Pattinson’s New Girl in a Bikini
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Arrested for Spraying Husband’s Pills with Bug Spray
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Average Naked Women in England
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Gwen Stefani Plastic Surgery Face
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Slut of the Day
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Jennifer Ansiton is an Old Weathered Bitch
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Trew Mullen is the Model of the Day
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Daisy Lowe – Goes to an Event
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Lip Sync
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Ugly Girls Turned Hot
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33 Hottest Pics of Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Brenda Song Short Legs
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Olivia Munn Does the Late Show
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Honest Trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy
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Olivia Munn in Leather
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Tricia Helfer Calendar
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Alyssa Milano’s Tits Make me Laugh
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Jennifer Aniston is One Step Closer to Oscar
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13 Insane GIFs
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Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Bikini Polaroids
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Barbara Fialho in Underwear
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Miranda Kerr Hot at the Tokyo Airport
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The Simpson’s Have a Superfan
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Hannah Ferguson at some Sports Illustrated Shit
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Narating People’s Live’s Prank
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Food with Faces
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The Man Who Stole 20,000 Dollars in Golf Balls
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The Mad Max Trailer
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Dog Licks a Cat
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Abbey Clancy Hard Nipples
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Lauren Goodger See Through Panties
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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A Day with Jessa Rhodes
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Big Titties Exposed
GO

What’s that in your Mouth?
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What the Butt?
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
GO

Close Up!
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Best Friends Flashing Their Tits Together
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Pornstars Strip at the Arcade
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Half Naked on the Bed
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Check Out This Ass
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The Ass Jiggle
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO

Celebrity Sex Tapes!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I assume at least one of you watched the Victoria’s Secret pre-recorded infomercial last night, instead of just watching porn or going to the strippers like a normal person…

I was too busy getting drunk, eating burgers, then having sex 4 out of the last 10 hours…to bother with nonsense…

Here are some morning links…

20 People WHo Like the Cold Too Much
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Art Basel Protestors Getting Arrested is Amazing
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Dog VS Leaf Blower
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Dan Bilzarian is Arrested for Making His Own Explosives
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Kim Kardashian on Pregnancy Weight…
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Girls in Bikinis
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Insane Ski Line
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The Neighborhood in California Synced to Mariah Carey
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Jessica Hart in a Painted On Bikini
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See Through Bikini of the Day
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Avril Lavigne is Probably Dying
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The Youtube Year in Review
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Kids Losing their Shit on Xmas
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something magical about being in on the same plane as 2 pornstars and their porn manager….but there is something even more amazing about a taxi driver who recently moved to America and calls black people “nigger” people…because I guess he was misinformed and I wasn’t about to be the one to teach him…..right…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Julia Roberts Whoring for Givenchy
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13 Awkward People
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Charlotte McKinney Being a Whore
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Girls TUgging On Clothes
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No Name Slut in a Bikini
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Sam Jackson Lost it on Twitter
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Slut in a Slut Bathing Suit of the Day
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Joe Biden Internet Meme
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Olivia WIlde is a Mom in a Bikini
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Elsa ROse is Amazing
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Lip Sync to Taylor Swift
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Girls Showing CLeavage
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Miranda Kerr is a Hooker
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Bad Lip Syncing of Catching Fire
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Crazy
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Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes
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Ariana Grande Slutting Out for Disney
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Vanessa Hudgens Shopping
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16 Surprises on Receipts
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Princess of the Day…
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Lea Michele in Leggings
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Selena Gomez Sexy Mexican Ass Dance
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Kate Moss at an Event
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Snowwoman Walking her Dog – Weirdness
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Alyssa Milano is a Fucking Tank
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Whitney Port Looks Good
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Jennifer Lawrence is Boring as Fuck in Marie Clarie
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Beth Behrs is a Monster
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Kate Bock is Amazing in Maxim
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So Many Kate Hudson Bikini Pics
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Ashley Benson in West Hollywood
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Barbara Palvin Face
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13 Unintentional Sexy THings…
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Cuba Gooding JR is Playing OJ
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Lauren Stoner Bikini
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12 Store Displays that Nailed It
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Emily Blunt Showing Stomach
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Allergic Reaction Face
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GET CONDOMS DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Panty Masturbation
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Butt Plug of the Day
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Some Christmas Slut
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Follow The Finger
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Boobs and 80s Music
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Teresa Moore Bikini Nipples
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Rita Ora On Stage Upskirt
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Hot Nipples for GQ
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Zoe Saldana Naked in a Magazine
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I always regret going down on girls from tinder, but it si the way I always convince them to come through. I say I am going to face fuck them, and for me to not go through with it, would make me a liar, not to mention, despite how disgusting it may be to go down on a stranger who is meeting a guy she spoke to for 10 minutes on a sex app, the stats say I can hardly catch anything….and I love every second of it…

Not to mention, little known fact about me…. I am to please women…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Cheerleader Who Flips Forever
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Kate Hudson – Still a Whore
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Oprah VS Ellen Rap Battle
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The Best Slutty Pics of Nicki Minaj for her Birthday
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Obama Does The Colbert Report
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Brandi Glanville Short Shorts
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Crude Christmas Cards
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Twitter Reacts to Eaten Alive
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Marky Mark Wants to be a Cop
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16 Snowball Fight GIFs
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Anastasia Ashley Feels Violated / MY PICTURE IS ON THE INTERNET
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Frozen Christmas Light Show
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Beard GIFs
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Old Luke Skywalker is Going to be on The Flash
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Elton John Falling Off a Chair
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Christmas Slut of the Day
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

In Miami…the strippers are everywhere…and I guess they need to train somewhere, so why not do it on South Beach while perverts like me watch them for free…you know to help sell lap dances you can get later that night….

Pretty amazing stuff…

Here are some links…

24 Awesome Tree Toppers
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Anastasia Ashley’s Bikini Ass…
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Charlotte McKiney Has Big Tits
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Miley Cyrus on the Jet Ski
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Scarjo and Jonah Hill Perform at Some Party
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Arizona Teen Gets Choked Out by a Cop
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Inappropriate Kids Toys
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley’s Amazing Booty on the Beach
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Idiots Fighting Random Things
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Random Model of the Day
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32 Hottest Nicki Minaj Pics
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Awkward on Camera Moments
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Teresa Moore Awesome Hard Nipples
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The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever
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Kate Upton Big Cleavage
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Jo DiMaggio Love Letter to Marilyn Monroe Sells for 78,000 Dollars
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BALLS ON AN ESCALATOR
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Kelly Bensimon Mom Booty in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Yoga
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Models on EXTRA
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Tough People
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Dogs Wearing Boots Compilation
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Cameron Diaz Shitty in Leather Pants
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Ariana Grande’s Slutty Christmas Ball
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The American Horror Story Make-Up Artist
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Girls In Sports Bras
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George Lucas Won’t Watch the New Star Wars Trailer
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Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Massive Huge Topless Tits
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Big Hairy Pussy
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
GO

White Women Booty Shake
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Viola Bailey Naked and Amazing
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Taylor Swift Ain’t No Homo
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Dildo
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Chubby Light Nipples Uses a Dildo
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This Brunette Has an Asshole
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Rose McGowan Nudes
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Some Greek Slut
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

I’ve been watching bikini photoshoots for the last three days and it is starting to get pretty fucking boring.

Not because I’m at Art Basel, and should be looking at art like some asshole, trying to decipher what commentary the artist was making on our socioeconomic state after racism in the media, or whatever bullshit spin they have to sell their overpriced shit….

Or because Art Basel is a shit show where everyone drinks until 6 am…

But because it is getting in the way of my Tinder sex. It’s like “baby I’m only here til tomorrow role through my hotel room”…kind of thing…that I can’t do when I’m not in a fucking hotel room to do it…

It turns out the timeline of “we need to meet before my flight” makes tinder girls go “why the fuck not, I’ll never see him again”..

And that’s the fucking best.

The future is now.

Here are some morning links…

15 People Who Went Too Far with Xmas Decorations
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A Bunch of Big fucking Titties
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Drake and Diddy Got Into a Fight
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Little Girl Starts Impromptu Dance
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Yoga
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Leo Took 20 Girls Home With Him at an Art Basel Party
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Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes
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Mark Wahlberg Seeks a Pardon for his Hate Crime
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Kayla Swift VS Hooker Water is Amazing
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Invisible Chair Prank
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20 Reasons Why Glass Doors are the Best Prank Ever
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Miley Got Kicked Out of a Bathroom at Art Basel from being Wasted…and Apparently Patrick Schwarzenegger is a bigger Rager than She Is
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Canadas Worst Driver
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

Bowling with @anastasiaashley and @lastnightsparty at #artbasel

Une photo publiée par www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) le

Miami is alright…there’s just ass and pussy everywhere….just ask USHER – who charged his phone with a vagina and couldn’t quite figure it out because it wasn’t Justin Bieber’s vagina…

Here are some links…

Taylor Swift Frenching Girls…
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11 Gifs of Animals Attacking People
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Gisele and Her Sister in Bathing Suits
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Big Tits
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Hilary Duff VS Aaron Carter Weirdness
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Random Model in Lingerie
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Dog Fetch Fails
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Isabeli Fontana Lingerie
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Kate Bosworth Legs
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Model Yara Khmidan’s Hot Photoshoot
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Slut of the Day
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Sled Fails
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Ariana Grande Ass
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Sofia Vergara is American…
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Marky Mark wants a Pardon
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2 and a Half Men is Finally Cancelled
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Miley Cyrus at a Pool
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Miley at Art Basel
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Maitland Ward Scarf and Panty SHoot
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The UK Lingerie Awards Happened
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Pregnant Blake Lively
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24 Hottest Paula Patton Pics
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Katie Price is Insane
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Miss Bumbum Ass
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I’m Dreaming of a Groot Christmas
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Beyonce Has the System Locked Down
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Ela Rose Nipples
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Gisele Does a Webcam Strip
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Alexandra Daddario at GQ Event
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Pro Choicer VS Pro Lifer
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The Girl Who Humps her Chair
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Chrissy Teigen Braless in New York
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Big Boobs vs Dildo
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Waking up to hookers screaming for help as some dude beats the shit out of her in the hotel hallway is probably red flags for some, but it is home to me. It really is christmas.

Fuck Miami…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Target Pep Talk
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Jelly Gummy GIFS
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Twitter Reacts to Peter Pan Live..
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Whitney Port is Still Wearing a Bikini
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Fake Makeup Transformations are Silly
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Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal in Miami – Hanging with Me….
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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
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Iggy Azalea Hates Azealia Banks…
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Meryl Streep Together…is Not Erotic
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30 in Snow GIFs
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Lady Gaga Shows Off her Tits…
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