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2014

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’ve ever wondered if squirt is pee, do not hire a prostitute to myth bust for you, because when you pay a prostitute to squirt for you – you realize very quickly, and traumatically, that forced squirt is 100 percent pee…there’s no grey area because it smells like three day old death in a back alley…mixed with coffee….

Here are stepLINKS…..

16 McDonald’s Billboards Improved with Graffiti.
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Cara Delevingne Vagina in a Bikini
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift are Lesbians
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Katy Perry Admits She’s Not Smart
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Brad Cooper’s Girlfriend Bikini Ass on a Ship
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Slut of the Day!
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Katie Holmes in Leather Pants
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Poppy Delevingne in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly in Leggings…
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Some BMX
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Hot Instagram Pics
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Taylor Swift is a Lesbian -But You Already Knew That
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Kim Kardashian Pokies
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Naya Rivera is Fucking Hot
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Mickey Rourke has Amazing Hair
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Best Paternity Test Reactions
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Coco’s Ass Looks Like a Good Time
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Jen Selter’s Ass in GIF
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Nut Shot Compilation Video
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Some Supermodel Instagrams
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Jessica Alba See Through Top
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Taylor Swift Bad Hair
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Taylor Swift is a Lesbian with Karlie Kloss – Here are her Legs
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Girls Tugging At their Clothes
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Robin Williams Had Early Stages of Parkinsons
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33 Best Pics of Mila Kunis
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Slutty Reheads
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10 People Don’t Give a Fuck
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11 Jobs That Don’t Esixt
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Lands End Sends GQ to Subscribers and Horrifies People Who Hate Emily Rat-Cow’s Tits
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Pamela Anderson hot in a White Dress…
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Security Guard Maces Wrong Dude and doesn’t Care
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Rosamund Pike…in a Wedding Dress…With Ben Afleck…
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Eva Longoria’s Period Pants
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Jennifer Lopez Ass on Instagram
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Some Trashy Bottom Feeding Slut in a Bikini
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Jordana Brewster Leaving the Gym
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Jessica Alba Cleavage
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Things that Bounce GIFs
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Miley Cyrus is So Quirky
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Miley Cyrus Terrorized a New York Hotel
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Uncle Scotty is Baddest Dude…
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Chrissy Teigen SLutty in Esquire
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Dude Passed Out in the Lawn
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Hot Slut Getting Naked with an Inflatable
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Dirty Bathtub Masturbation
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Proper Dining Manners
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Strip Hula Hoop
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hot Blonde Trying to Get Golfer’s Attention
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Some Chick Skinny Dipping
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Classic Celebrity Sex Tapes
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Rosanna Arquette Naked in 1990
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Greek Slut of the Day
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Vacuum Masturbation…
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Road Rage Cat Fight
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Stop, Banana Time
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Beautiful Naked Girl….
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2 Girls in Public Masturbation
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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2014

14

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Standing outside of a waxing salon, telling the girls to keep their bush, is usually pretty ineffective in both getting them to keep their bush, because I love bush…as well as making friends.

Here are some stepLINKS…

16 Silly Jokes..
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A History of Terry Richardson’s Grossest Moments
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Ashley Benson on Set
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Christina Aguilera Wants to do Playboy
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Taylor Swift Mocks Nerds Cuz She’s a Lesbian and Jimmy Fallon Must Die
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Car Selfies Are Hot
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Ariana Grande Ass in a Bathing Suit
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Top Ariana Grande is Crazy in Her New Video….
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North West Be Whoring
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Street Performance with PVC pipe
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10 Genius Ads
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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2014

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about being friends with amazing and beautiful sluts is when they tell me all their sexual war store. You know about how they had sex with 6-8 dudes in one day.

There is just something magical about a liberated woman who follows her instincts and doesn’t worry about what other people think of her…or what society thinks of her but instead about what her vagina thinks when it needs to get filled…because ultimately, that’s what is important, that’s what matters as long as she doesn’t die of aids.

Not to mention, I always laugh when they tell me they don’t shower between dudes, because really the dudes deserve other dude sperm as lube without knowing…it’s the ultimate in trolls.

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Here are some stepLINKS….

OJ Is Obsessed with Kim Kardashian – Let’s Hope it Ends in Death
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Arianna Grande is Tripping Balls
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Top Underboob Pics….
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Good in a Bikini
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Mouth Piece for the Idiot Trying to Liven Up the Selfie
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Selfies That Have Ended in Tragedy
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Kristin Cavallari in a Short Dress
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Mindy Robinson’s Hit Cleavage
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Sofia Vergara – Cleavage
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Bustiest Weather Girls From Around the World
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Christina Ricci was Pregnant and Had a Kid
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Hot Bitches in Selfies
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I Would Fuck Blake Lively
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Kimberly Garner Bikini in Greece
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Taylor Swift – Lesbian Outfit of the Day
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Pregnant Rachel Bilson!
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Naked Italian Star Naike Rivelli Naked
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I like Laura Whitmore
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Ciara is Single
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Selena Gomez Butt Shot
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Girls Holding Sharks…
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Elsa Pataky Legs
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Mini Me Wins Shark Week
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Living Barbie Doll….
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Rita Ora Lookin’ Crazy
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Olivia Cooke Topless in Quiet Ones
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So Many Page 3 Girls
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Helen Flanagan Has Great Tits
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California Makes it Hard to Get Raped in College
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Naked Model Named Mariana Diarco
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Fedex Doesn’t Give a Shit About Your Packages
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Carrie Underwood Will be your Superbowl halftime Show
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Good Morning Jessica Alba
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Kim Kardashian’s Hard Nipples
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So Many Girls On Vacation in Bikinis
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If You Like Race Cars – Watch
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Subtitles Re-Worked…
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Smallest Woman on Earth on American Horror Story
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50 Shades of Frozen is Terrifying…
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Loses her Bikini Bottoms
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Lifetime is Making a Brtitany Murphy Biopic
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19 Year Old with a Big Vag…
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Hot Naked girl at the Beach
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Old Lady Smelling Her Own Panties..
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Do You Think this Jessica Simpson Nude is Legit
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Big Big Big Nast Tits…
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Immigrant Strip!
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Naked on the Beach….
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This is pretty crazy
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Naked by the Road….
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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2014

13

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

NavyPrinincess is our latest stepGIRL…what do you think of her…

I think she’s the kind of girl who I could potentially premature ejaculate to – provided I could still get erections…but I am a firm believer that my wife ruined that whole boner thing for me…thanks to her obesity…the same obesity that is the reason for my hatred of fat girls. Once you’ve wiped a fat girls ass cuz she can’t reach. You’ll get it.

Here are some morning links..

I find it upsetting that people are Trolling Zelda Williams – I don’t think her “social media” persona is representative of her relationship with her dad – and I don’t think any family member is to blame when someone ends their life – if anything they are the victims
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18 People Taking Advantage of Being Bald
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Lisa Opie and Ana Braga in Bikinis
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The Best Dive Bar in Every State
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Prank Your Way Out of a DUI
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So Many Booties
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Kim Kardashian Booty in a Tight Dress
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Stuff By Hilary Duff – Jacked Into her Tight Pants
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Cara Santana Abs!
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Lauren Bacall Has Died at 89 and Was Probably Still better Looking Than Anything You’ve Fucked
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2014

12

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am looking for tacos in all the wrong places…This homeless girl’s panties was the wrong turn to take….


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Bad jokes happen…Here are some stepLINKS….

Robin Williams’ Cause of Death is Pretty Rough
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Hot Sluts with Tattoos
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Hat Tan Lines…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini…
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NYPD Scoping Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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The Best Pic Ever Taken of Crystal Heffner
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Top 10 Lady Gaga is Officially Washed Up…I Only Need One Reason…That Face…
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Dog the Bounty Hunter is Helping Track Down the MMA Fighter
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Lady Gaga Tit Slip
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Jessica Alba Sucking on a Water Bottle
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Rosie Huntington Whitely is Amazing
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Nicole Kidman is a Cowgirl…
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Kendall Jenner is a Bratty Cunt
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Madonna’s Daughter With Hard As Fuck Nipples
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Briana Ashley is the Slut of the Day
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Hottest Pics of Maggie Lawson…
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Drunk Prostitute Arrested for Crashing in a Retirement Community…
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Classiest Car in Oklahoma
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Michael Jackson was Crazy…
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Megan Fox Doesn’t Like People
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Daredevil Jumps on Moving Train…
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Rihanna Braless
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Jessie J Labia
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Big Tit Tuesday
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Big Sean is Slamming Ariana Grande
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Rooftop Jump….
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Genvieve Morton Insists You Wear Protection
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Michael Jackson Used to Throw Doo Doo Snowballs at the help..
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Obama’s Statement…on the St Louis Kid Who Got Killed…
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Dude Eates it in Steeple Race…
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Revolving Door Stupidity….
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Jennifer Lopez Legs in Shorts
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Hot Girsl Holding Sharks for Shark Weeks…
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Sofia Vergara Is Impressed With Herself
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Lisa Opie and Ana Braga Together in Bikinis
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Chloe Moretz Bikini…
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Hot Dresses
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Elsa Pataky Post Baby Body
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Muppets Singing Beastie Boys…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Outfit…
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Courtney Love Blew Through 27 Million Dollars
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Cops Trying To Stop Driving Truck Driver
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SPorts Reporter Punches an Idiot
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18 Ways to Smuggle Drugs
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You’d Fuck Stallone’s Daughters
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Mulder the Door Opening Pussy
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Well Trained Shepherds
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14 Really Happy Criminals
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UK Bikini Girl Gets a Catfish Stuck To Her…
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A Couple of Hot Asses
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LAST LONGER WHEN YOU FUCK…
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Drunk Bitches Showing Titties…
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Working Out Them Titties
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Top 10 Cheaters Exposed
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Topless Teen Running…
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Sharon Stone and SOfia Vergara Slutting in Fading Gigolo
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I Like this Greet Slut
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Worst Pantyhose Fetish EVER
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Hot Topless Model Eating Water Melon
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Big Tits Showers Nude Outdoor
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Drug Smuggler Forced to Shit Out Drugs!
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Babes Rubbing Boobs Together
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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2014

12

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The media is ridiculous…someone posted this picture to Facebook, and I laughed because it is so typical that the people like TMZ and CNN are so exploitative in their “journalism”…that I am glad to be a hack smutty titty blog – because the reality is making fun of girls who put themselves out there to be made fun of is one thing…and I get shit for it but flying helicopters over the houses of people who commit suicide due to inner torment…whether they were great talents or not is sponsored by LEXUS or some other brand…it’s fucking crazy…

That said…Robin Williams will be remembered in his great body of work. Whether you were a fan or not, he was a genius on so many levels…who was part of so many great things…and for that reason alone…it is too bad he chose to check out.

I generally mock suicide, because I find it a selfish act and I know dead people who died from disease who didn’t want to die and who would have wanted to be alive today…but I guess I don’t want to mock suicide anymore…there are a lot of sad people today…especially his family…nothing funny in that.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Lady Gaga is Officially Washed Up…I Only Need One Reason…That Face…
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Conan’s Tribute to Robin Williams…
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War Machine is a Psycho
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Hot Girls Tugging at Their Panties….
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Norm MacDonald’s Tribute to Ronin Williams…
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Senior Portrait of the Day
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Sveva Alviti Bikinis
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Lady Gaga – Naked in Vancouver
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Things Pop Songs Taught You That Aren’t Cool
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2014 World YoYo Champs
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Some Sweet Sweet Irony…
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Old Man Dancing like a Boss
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2014

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why girls are so uptight about sending me close up vagina pictures. It’s like even if I posted the vagina on the internet – no one would know it was your vagina. Not even you.

The good news is that 99 percent of girls I talk to aren’t uptight about sending me vagina pictures. I generally like to think I only associate with girls who get it…

Even though I don’t…

In Sad News – Robin Williams – A High Energy Comedic Legend – Has Committed Suicide – Because Comics are Tormented souls who sometimes have drug addictions…He was a friend to pug rescues – and thus a friend to the pug community – and it is an actual loss – unlike so many who have died before him…RIP.

In crazy News that’s typical – Christy Mack – A Porn Chick – Got Beat the Fuck out of her Boyfriend War Machine – The pics are Traumatic…the story more traumatic…

Here are some stepLINKS…


RIP Robin Williams…..
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11 Terrifying Mascots….
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Big Stupit Tits
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Hot Chick Named Sylvie Meis in a Bikini
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Behind the Scenes of the Michael Bay Victoria’s Secret Commercial
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Khloe Kardashian on Anal Sex….
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People With Too Much Free Time
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Slut of the Day
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Gwen Stefani Fake Tits on the Beach
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Kristen Stewart in Elle
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Camille Rowe in Lingerie
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Kendall Jenner is a Bratty Cunt
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Bail Ling is Amazing….
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Paris Hilton Has the Best Scam Going Ever…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts!
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Fatty Likes to Dance
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Interesting Way to Recycle Underwear….
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40 Celebrity Audition Tapes….
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Amy Willerton Topless on a Yacht
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More Amy Willerton Topless
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Michelle Lewin in a Bikini
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Interesting Vacation.
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Titty Cover Girl Has a New Cover Song
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Who Are the Greatest Musicians of the 90s
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Rihanna Pokies…
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Iggy Azalea Performing with her Fat Ass
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Kris Jenner Naked and Pregnant – VS – Kourtney Kardashian Naked and Pregnant
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Four Costumed Characters Arrested
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Yoyo World Championship Video
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Still AMazing
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Secret Talent of Some Stars..
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Ridiculous Ass of the Day
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Everything You Want to Know About Ebola
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Pixie Lott Performing
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Jessica Alba Hated Turning 30
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Kym Marsh in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly Rockin a Pair of Nike’s
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A Day in the Life of Hunter S. Thompson
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Brooke Burke in Shape
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Kim Kardashian has a Book on Selfies
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Teen Choice Pic of the Day
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Sasha Grey Files Suit Against her Ex Boyfriend for Raping Her Since She Was 16 – Even Though When She Got in Porn – She Said She was a Performing Artist. I guess we Call This – Second Thoughts.
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Model Jourdan Dunn Out for her Birthday
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Goalkeepers Epic Goal….
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Crazy Guy GIF…..
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Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Moved in Taylor
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This Girl is Pretty Good friends with her Dildo
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LAST LONGER WHEN YOU FUCK…
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Webcam Striptease
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Dirty Talkin’ Girl with Pig Tails….
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Top 10 Cheaters Exposed
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Girl Gets Paid Extra to Clean Nude
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Naked Chick in Nature
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Insane Kristen Steward Casting Couch Video
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How NBA Players are Spawned
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Crowd Doesn’t Like People Who Steal in this African Village
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Girl VS Coke Bottle
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Crotchless Lingerie of the Day
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Bad Bad Bad Video
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Naked Farmer’s Daughter
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Lesbian Shower…
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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2014

11

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t remember what I did this weekend.

I either had a stroke, it was uneventful, or everything is just slowly blurring into each other. I do remember trying to steal a loaf of bread from some girl at the grocery store as a joke, she didn’t laugh. I remember talking to some baby in the park, in front of the mother, asking if it was a bastard and if mommy was a slut who can’t keep a man, because if so, I may be the daddy for him, I remember flirting with at least one waitress by discussing her pantylines, and I remember hiding in my house for fear the outside world would have it’s way with me, like I want to have my way with so man cute girls in the outside world…the rest of the time…oh and I drank a stupid amount.

Here are some morning links..

Girls Doin’ The Mirror Selfie
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Some Hot Slut in a Bikini
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Beyonce Reminding You She Still Loves Her Husband – It Is Good for Business
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Surfing Pig….
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Security Guards On Duty
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David Arquette Buys Crazy Girls in LA
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January Jones in Lingerie
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Lourdes Leon in a Bikini
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Adults Stuck in Playground Equipment
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Looting in Missouri over Race Wars
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Dogs Reacting to Levitating
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Dogs in Ninja Turtle Cosplay
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Guitar Center in TImes Square HELL
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2014

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

No matter how down and out you may be – I’m talking no matter how depressed and a failure you are – you’ll never be as low and depressing of a case as the legless immigrant mother in a wheel chair with 3 four year old kids in the other room crying – I just saw someone pay to pee on…

Have a good weekend…weekend…assholes

Here are some stepLINKS>..

13 Sleeping Security Guards
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Mirror Selfies
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Kaley Cuoco’s in a Flower Crown
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Kate Upton Won’t Get Naked And It’s Your Fault
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Adrien Brody as Houdini…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Ass Cheek Shorts
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Top Canada shirts Say Anal
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Rachel Bilson’s Pregnant as Fuck
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Peta Murgatroyd Fitness for Attention
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Madonna Stripped Down in Cannes – The Way She is Supposed to be Stripped Down
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Dogs in Ninja Turtle Costumes
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Hottest Pic of Meagan Good
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Bloody Mary of the Day
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Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian Naked and Prengnat
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Weird Fucking GIFS
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Alyce Crawford Seems Nude
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More Lourdes Leon in a Bikini
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12 GIFS of Disasters
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Miley Panties!
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Chrissy Teigen Hates Cats
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Emmy Rossum in a White Dress
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Jessica Alba’s Hottest Moments in Video
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This Religious Dude Solicited Dog Sex…Weird.
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Black Dick of the Day
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Nina Dobrev in Short Shorts
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Millie Mackintosh Topless Candids
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Megan Fox Wants to Bang Shia LeBoeuf
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Danity Kane is Tempermental…
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Lohan is Still in a Bikini
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Nikki Reed in Fitness Gear
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Office Safari…
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Unused Jurassic Park Posters…
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LAST LONGER WHEN YOU FUCK…
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Flexible Pussy Flash
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Hot Naked Model Named Solveiga Mykolaitytyeyesy
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Cosplay Babe of the Day
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Girl in Sheer Hipster Lingerie
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Today in Cable Nudity
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Some Slut in a Bikini Flashing Tits of the Day
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10 Things Jordan Carver Can’t Do Cuz of Giant Tits
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Girl Has a Seizure After Stupid Dare?
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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign
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Huge Greek Tits
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Weirdest Snorer Ever
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Hot Wet Panties
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Math Teacher of the Day
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Business Class Masturbation
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Old Lady Getting Down
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Drugged Fatty is the Best Thing Ever
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The Worst Thing a Girl Can Do to Her Vagina…
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2014

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am always fascinated when the 20 year old girl I’ve convinced to fuck through my charm and romance, a girl who are so overexposed to sex, and who has had more sex partners than me in my 45 years – including all the hookers I’ve paid very little money to… you know the kind of girl who fucks 3-4 dudes a month since she was 12…because that’s what is trendy thanks to growing up on porn and the internet…can’t fuck.

It’s like she knows what to do, she just doesn’t know how to do it, because she’s never been horribly bored with having the same partner that she’s forced to go to those adventurous places like actual hate fucking, throat fucking, and tears…

But instead just act it out like a low level porn chick…always a bummer…often times without enough bum sex….

Here are some stepLINKS…

12 Funny Back To School Signs
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Let’s All Hope Lady Gaga has Ebola. I am not a Religious Man…but Let’s Pray…
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Hot Girls in Messy Rooms
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WTF is this…I Blame Irina Shayk
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Shaq Used to Wrestle his Teammates Naked…
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Emrata Tits
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Black Bikini
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The Real Homeless Man Experiment
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Chiefs Fans Get Tasered!
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12 Turtles that Will Never Be Ninjas
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This is How Kim Kardashian was Made
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2014

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

When an girl you’ve had unprotected sex with calls you to tell you she has cancer…it is apparently inappropriate to ask if it is pussy cancer – because you know what pussy cancer means – HPV and since HPV doesn’t cause cancer in dudes – you know you’ve ben bestowed a weapon you can choose to use to kill off whoever you don’t like…

Then you remember, everyone has HPV…and she probably didn’t even get it from you…because her cancer is lung cancer, she has 3 weeks to live, and you HPV isn’t deadly…
Here is an Irish guy with his dick stuck in his zipper…

Here are some stepLINKS…

12 Best Redneck Hacks
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Things that Bounce
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Bieber PR Stunt of the Day
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Chanelle Hayes Did Good
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Floyd Mayweather Getting a Bath for Instagram
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Girls her Don’t Wear a Bra…
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Michelle Lewin’s Thong Ass
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Jordana Brewster Ass!
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Megan Fox Grabs Ass
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Emma Stone Disgusting Legs..
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Andy Samberg is making a Lonely Island Movie
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Slut of the Day
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I want to Eat Katy Perry
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Adam Sandlder’s Nanny Accused Him of Slavery…
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Human Bodies Shouldn’t Bend Like That
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Kate Moss Told Bieber to Stop Being an Asshole
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Hottest Charlize Theron Pics…
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Karlie Kloss is Awkward As Fuck
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Lil Kim Hates Nicki Minaj
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Steve Jobs Alive in Brazil
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Black Bikini….
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Charlize Theron is a Cunt
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Historical Art Made Modern is Pretty Funny
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Model Bikini Pics
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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12 Creative Acts of Vandalism
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Sophie Turner Teen Ass Selfie
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Abbey Clancy See Through…
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Charlize Theron Bikini Ass of the Day
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Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Legs
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Big Brother UK Titty Flash is Hilarious
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Michelle Manzione Eating Pizz in a TMNT Shirt…Porn Bro – It’s Porn…
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Jessica Alba in Marie Claire
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25 Crazy Rites of Passage Rituals
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Lourdes Leon In a Bikini
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The Gayest Soccer Thing You’ll See Today – WHAT THE FUCK
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12 Turtles That Will Never be Ninjas
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Selena Gomez for Adidas
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Jada Pinkett Smith in a Magazine…
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Elle Fanning is a Slut
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Girls in Sunglasses
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10 Humans That Shouldn’t Mess With Nature
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11 Best Screencaps from the Kim Kardashian Game
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Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Smile For the Paps – Because You’ll Call her a Sellout
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Fatty Gets Down
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Tattooed Lesbian Cam Girls
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Girl in Sheer Hipster Lingerie
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Today in Cable Nudity
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Some Slut in a Bikini Flashing Tits of the Day
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Naked Pregnant Chick
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Melanie Griffith Nude in 1976
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Nude Model Kelly Anderson…
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This Girl Gets NASTY
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Holy Shit! Dude Takes an Upskirt Pic on the Train
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Skinny Dip Video of the Day
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have run out of girls to sext, all the girls I’ve been sexting have ignored me. I’ve tried tinder for sexting partners but no one right swipes me, not even girls I know…so I’ve resorted to sexting random phone numbers – prank sexts – hoping someone gives in.

Turns out only dudes who want to kill you respond…

Here are some links….

10 Racist toys
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing a BRa
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Teacher of the Year
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The Best in Celebrity Incest
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shorts!
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Thunderstruck on a Banjo
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Schwarzenegger’s New Terminator Movie
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Ass
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Kanye Says the Paparazzi are Worse than Nazis
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Agent Provocateur Ad Campaign by Penelope Cruz
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hot Girls With Messy Rooms
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Kenny Loggins is Playing Smaller Venues…
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2014

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So many girls in really really skimpy shorts. It’s hilarious because I don’t even notice them. I am so desensitized they’d have to be fisting themselves for me to notice. But every other guy seems to notice and everyone acts all offended…pretending to be feminists with their assholes exposed because it is empowering.

I guess it is safe to say that these feminists are anti-feminist because the whole idea of feminism is to differentiate men and women while fighting for the rights of women…

I don’t know why people can’t just lighten the fuck up and fuck everyone, love everyone, and not worry if a dude gets a boner cuz a girl is showing her asshole in a pair of 300 dollar shorts she got at Urban Outfitters.

Girls don’t ask to get raped because they wear short skirts, but they do ask to tap directly into a dudes testicles making him eager to nut…leading to unwanted attention…so when you play with fire – kids die…or at least get burned…if you know what I mean…

All this to say – keep those shorts getting shorter….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Snow White Let Herself Go
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So Many Hot Asses
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Tyra Impersonates Lohan
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Elle Coulding’s Shitty Bikini Pics
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Megan Fox Doesn’t Give Her Husband Sex
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Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic Sucks
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Slut of the Day
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Cristina De Pin Booty on the Beach
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Selena Gomez Has a Nice Ass in Her tight Jeans
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Katie Holmes on her First Press Tour
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Alison Brie Tits in GIF
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Luci Ford’s Amazing Ass….
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Lourdes Leon in a Green Bikini
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36 Hottest Pics of Marissa Miller
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Jeff Goldblum’s Weird Jurassic Park Wedding…
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Bikini Clad Elisabetta Gregoraci and her Billionaire Man – Modern Day Romeo and Juliette
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Jessie J on Set of a Photoshoot
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The Best Street Art in the World
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Some Trick Named Ana Braga in a Bikini
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V. Stivano May Have Donald Sterlings Baby…Ha!
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Kirsten Dunst is in Baby Making Mode – What a Scary THought
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April Pearson Mesh Panty Upskirt
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Minka Kelly Pokies
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Bella Thorne Sports Bra
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Julianne Hough Dancing Cleavage
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The 2 leg Walking Bear
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Jessica Alba Takes Ownership of Her Body…Ok…
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Kevin Spacey in Drag
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36 Behind the Scenes Pics From Your Favorite Movies
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Ashley Greene Walk Of Shame Attention Seeking Grocery Shop
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Candice Swanepoel at the Airport…
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Close Call Compilation
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McKayla Maroney’s Slutty Instagram
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Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Being Slapped in the Face – Sign Me Up
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Amelle Berrabah Ass and Midriff…
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Drunk Chrissy Teigen at the Baseball Game
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Make-Up Makes Ugly Bitches Less Ugly
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Russian Farmer and His Ducks…
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Obama does Iggy Azalea
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Funny Tombstone
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Female Slut Gets Violated on Stage at Some Show
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Naked in Public
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Nude Photoshoot on VImeo
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Kim Kardashian’s See Through Top
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Redneck Bonfire
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Hot Babe in Lingerie
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Naked in Public
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Latina Amateur
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Shooting Goop Out of Things That Shouldn’t Shoot Goop
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Sin City Inspired Lingerie Shoot
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Girl Changing Panties….
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Katie Holmes Wants to Show Her Tits Again
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figured out the best way to win or troll an internet fight. Google. At first when you start dropping facts about them – like their father’s obituary, their last job, the city they live in…they don’t shut up. They will call you out on your “google skills aren’t impressive, what are you, 12″…

Then you post a picture of their kids, their home address and a smiley face. And you win.

Not because you don’t want to inflict harm on anyone, but because they shut the fuck up, fighting on the internet is practically fighting with your next door neighbor. It’s not anonymous and that’s a real tragedy when it comes to trolling fun…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Original People VS the Actors Who Played Them
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Michael Jackson is a Master Molestor Who Molests from the Grave.
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Hot Black Bitches
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Bill Nye is Fucking Some Dude…
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Obama Sings Iggy Azalea
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings…
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Chris Pratt’s High School Yearbook Pic
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Top 10 Kim’s Booty in Remission
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Chris Pratt Singing Forgot About Dre
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Kanye’s Deposition Against the Paparazzi
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GoPro Gifs are Awesome
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The Worst Pain Known To Man
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Drunk Reporter
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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2014

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Feminists hate me – even though I am a feminist. There’s nothing more annoying than girls talking about how they are feminists…even when they are in booty shorts with their asses hanging out – pushing 20 – and doing their intro to women studies class…

I remember feminists being the girls you didn’t want to fuck. You know the monsters in combat boots and ill fitting pants. Not thing girls who are challenging dudes not to look at them cuz their assholes are spread…..

Here’s what I wrote Jezebel on the issue:

Now Follow Follow Follow

@DrunkenStepfatherDotCom and @step_GIRLS

Here are some stepLINKS…

New Michael Jackson CHild Rape Story
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13 GoPro GIFS That are Amazing
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Legs for Days
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Top 10 Beyonce Really Wants you to ThinK She’s Not Near Divorce…
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21 Year Old Throws Biggest Party in West Michigan
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Brttny Gastineau in a Black Bathing Suit of the Day
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Bieber’s Nude Instagram is perfectly Narscisstic
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Lindsay Lohan Wants E.L. James to Write her Memoir…/Bikini pics
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SLUT OF THE DAY!
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Irina Shayk – Bikini Model
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Helen Flanagan for FHM
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51 Greatest Rollercoaster Pics
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Alessandra Ambrosio round Ass
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Jennifer Lowndes in a Bikini
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Is That a Jessica Biel Baby Bump
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Anna Faris Lives…
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Monkey Drive Thru Prank
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Kimberly Garner and This Side Tit Used to Follow Me on Twitter
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Gwen Stefani Breast Feeding in Case You Missed It
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Anais Pouliot Amazing in Lingerie
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10 Style Fails…
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Lily Allen Panty Flash
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This Spoiled Deer is Hilarious
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The Top 20 Party Schools!
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Minka Kelly is a sweaty Slut
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Katy Perry Had Witches Cast a Spell on Her
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Juno Temple Afternoon
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Jennifer Lawrence made 34 Million
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This Guy Flashed Kids – Prank
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Cutest Kid Interviewed for TV
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Kids React to Typewriters
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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini in Greece
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Christina Aguilera See Thru Dress
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Amber Heard is Kinda Hot
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Jessica Alba Midriff…
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Kim Kardashian Cries About Her Ass
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Peter Dinklage with a Mullet
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Fitness in Fitness Clothes…Crazy
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80s and 90s Cereal!
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Top 10 Creepy CGi Characters
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Surfer and a Seal Pup
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Michelle Rodriguez is Just One of the Boys
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Guys Failing at Impressing Girls
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Megan Fox in NYC
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I Like this girl in Her Bikini
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Ebola Free Lapdance…
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Olivia Wilde and Her Baby
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Lisa Opie Amazing Ass in a Bikini of the Day
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10 Unlikely Impressive Catches….
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Top 10 Kim’s Booty in Remission
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Olivia Wilde Tweets About Her Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This Girl has Hot Nipples
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Thick Teen Strip
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Thug With Nasty Hoes Rapping
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Girl Changing Panties….
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hidden Camera Hustle….
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Pokies in a Bikini
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Madam Meow’s Most Comprehensive Collection of Page 3 Girls
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Girl Masturbates….
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Cam Girl VS Dildo
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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