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2014

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s memorial day weekend, and statistically at least one of you will die this weekend….I just hope it’s not you…or me…or any of us…

But your memory, like the Soldiers 99 percent of you have forgotten, and don’t realize the long weekend is about….

Instead 99 percent of you just think the long weekend is more about remembering to drink harder on a party boat, and not people dying for your perceived freedom”…

The other 1 percent don’t know what memorial means, it’s too many damn letters…

Here are some weekend Links…Be safe, dont’ use condoms, send nudes… WATCH KIM KARDASHIAN’S SEX TAPE TO CELEBRATE HER WEDDING

Kim Kardashian’a One Night in Paris
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Amber Heard WIll Go TRailer Park on a Motherfucker – In Her BikinI Top
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Mirror Selfies….
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Bar Refaeli Topless in a Magazine
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X-Men Review
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Brody Jenner is DJing in Chicago instead of Kim’s Wedding
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History of Teammates Yelling at Each Other
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Bella Thorne is Trouble
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Candice Swanepoel is Number 1 according to a shitty irrelevant magazine in an arbitrary list that doesn’t matter
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Jordan Carver Slut of the Day
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Katharine McPhee is Divorcing the Dude she Cheated On
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Sharon Stone Braless Pokies.
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Justin Beiber – Male Model
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Phil Robertson Still Hates them Gays
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The Pretty Little Liars GQ Shoot
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Brenda Song See Through Dress
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Saoirse Ronan in a Bathing Suit…
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Rosie Hungtington-Whitley is Topless and Hot
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Kylie Minogue Red Dress
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Homemade Magnetic Shoes
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Jessica Alba in SPorts BRa
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Vote on the Babes at the amFAR bullshit
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Real Housewife – Topless Sunbather
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Rosario Dawesom See Through
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Kristen Stewart in a Thong
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Vanessa Hudgens Nipples
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Today in Proposal Videos
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Sexy Models in Morning Light
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This Week in Social Media Pics
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Police Stops Traffic For Ducks
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Crackhead Loses Her Shit…
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Thandie Newton Gave Birth to Her Son on the Bathroom Floor
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Michelle Rodriguez – Lesbian Bikini
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Tight dresses….
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Top 10 Reasons Beyonce Doesn’t Want to Attend Kimye Wedding
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Morgan Freeman on Helium
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Pornstar Who Killed Herself’s Final Scene
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Slutty Car Wash
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Thai Sex Tourism of the Day
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Girl with Mild Breast Bondage
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Pretty LESBIANS
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This Girl is a Delicate Flower Sent from Heaven
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Page 3 Girls
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Do you ever accidentally think about the missteps you’ve taken in life, and drink to forget them so hard that you end up on a party boat in the middle of a manmade lake in a trailer park in Florida, ripping lines of what may be cocaine with at least 4 crack whores in their 50s before deciding it’s a good idea to get them to compare vaginas….with a taste test…using your tongue…despite all the smells and sounds telling you it’s a bad idea…

Yeah, me too…

I guess everyday is memorial day for my dignity…

Here are some links…

Girls Look Slutty When they are Bent
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Nancy Grace is Roger From American Dad
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20 Terminator 2 GIFs
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Barbora Lovasova in a Green Bikini
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Jessica Alba Never Did the Casting Couch
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Abigail Ratchford TOpless
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Angelina Jolie Might Run for Office
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Japan Did Bioshock in 1973
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I Still Like a Drunk Lohan
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21 Way to Open a Bottle…
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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2014

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I got a stripper pregnant….at leas you’d think that with the amount of money I threw at her…shit felt like Child Support…not that I’d ever pay child support – that shit is for fuckicking suckers…

The good news, is that it was my rich friend’s money…I don’t have the resources for that…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Things That Could Ruin Kim and Kanye’s Wedding
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Charlie Sheen and Rihanna Fight on Twitter
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Braless Babes
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Luma Grothe Topless
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Amazing Panties….
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Rachel Bilson Pregnant Bikini
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Tracy Morgan Tells Some Funny Donal Sterling Jokes..
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Christine is the Slut of the Day
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This is Not Rosario Dawson
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Barbara Palvin Lookin’ Hot in White
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Kylie Minogue Panty Flash
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Creepy Kid Michael Jackson
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Barbara Palvin and Justin Bieber Together…
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Top 10 Lindsay Lohan was Wasted Last Night
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Girls in Bed
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Sophia Vergara Likes Dick In Her Mouth
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Fat Guy Loses His Shorts in Public
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Candice Swanepoel Catwalks
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Kate Hudson Has Nipples
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John Travolta’s Chin is Amazing
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Crackwhore Loses Her Shit
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Izabel Goulart Red Carpet
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This is How Adults Their Time…
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Abigail Ratchford Big Titties
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Stripping Librarian
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Emily DiDonato Topless of Armani Video
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Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes
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Aubrey O’Day Ass in Thong
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Miley Cyrus Calls America’s Sweetheart a Liar
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Eniko Mihalik in Glamour
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The Best Thing to Happen toKaraoke
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Here’s a Good Way to Break Your Neck
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Coco Topless at a Burlesque Show
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Maddy King Bikini
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Trainspotter Flattened by a Freight Train…
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PAGE 3 GIRLS OF THE DAY
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Alina Phillips Nude!!
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Alfonso Cuaron Directing Shining Sequel…
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Benedict Cumberbatch is a Master of Disguise
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Funny Flight Attendent
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Girls in Towels
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Bella Thorne on the Red Carpet
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47 Facts About Kid’s Books
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Top 10 Most Annoying Celebrities on Instagram
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Disinterested Fan Sitting COurtside
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Celebs Read Mean Tweets About Themselves
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Bouncy Titties
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BIG TIT FACT OF THE DAY
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Pretty LESBIANS
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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I wish this was my mom
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Misty Gates VS Inflattable
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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THe MAsturbation COncert!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still in Florida…the highlight of yesterday wasn’t the meth heads, but some muscle head with shitty tattoos, jacked up on steroids, with cheesy jersey shore everything and his trashy Florida girlfriend with big fake tits…with cheesy jersey shore everything…

I didn’t laugh because Jersey Shore happened five years ago, yet these people were still in Ed Hardy…that shit just made me feel uncomfortable…what made me laugh is when he grabbed at her by the arm in the restaurant because he accused her of cheating with his best friend and she said “Don’t you get fresh with me”…I felt like I might have just accidentally walked into Disney….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Top 10 Things That Could Ruin Kim and Kanye’s Wedding
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Top 10 Pics of Lindsay Lohan Wasted Last Night
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God is Drunk again!
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Giving Up on Adam Sandler…
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Lara Lieto in her Bikini…
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Tony Hawk Jumps a Mini!
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Madonna and Katy Perry Dyking Out for V Magazine
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Michelle Lewin Ass in a Thong….
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Motorboating!
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Halle Berry’s Baby is Sucking the Life Out of her
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Lea Michele Slutty in her Video…
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So Much Booty!
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Love Again….Cover…From Some Weird Band…
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Cute Raccoon Gallery
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15 Kanye and Kim Wedding Predictions…
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2014

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

If you are trying to impress a girl, to make her want to marry you and have your babies…you probably shouldn’t tell her the story about you fingering an autistic girl in because fingering her was your only escape…at least not until after you marry her and she has your babies…because otherwise she will run…even if it’s a great story…that ends with a yeast infection on your finger…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Amateur Ratchets Motorboating Each Other
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Top 10 Famous People at Cannes
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Kim Kardashian Hires Lana Del Rey to Play her Wedding…
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20 People With Disney Doppelgängers
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Weirdest Traffic Laws in North America
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Abigail Ratchford Bikini….Fame WHore
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Rachel Bilson is Pregnant and Here are the Bikini Pics to Remind You Who She Is…
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Rosalind Lipsett Model Bombing
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Top 10 Aaron Hernandez Tattoed Murder Clues on Himself…
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“Christine Teigen Topless”
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Dakota Fanning in a One Piece
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Angelina Jolie Looks So Serious
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RC Car Nails Dude in the Face
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Brody Jenner Didn’t Ger
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Coco Topless Burlesque Show
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Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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Kid VS Ice Cream
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Brooke Burke Without Make-Up
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Bella THorne Bikini VIdeo
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Molly Ringwald is Going to Be in the Jem Movie
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Aisgwarya Rei in Canes
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The Wake and Bake Alarm Clock
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Cannes
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Nabilla Benattia Hot in Cannes
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Bradi Glanville Bikini
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6 Awesome Gameboy Stop Motion Facts
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Kim Garner Got Body
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Entertaining Stewardess
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Tony Hawk JUmps a Mini
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Kat Graham Workin Out
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Michelle Lewin in a Bikini
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Tila Tequila is a Racist
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Honest X-Men Triology Trailer
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Gaga Gets Ass Grabbed
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What your Fridge Says About You
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Cara Delevingne in Vogue
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Rosario Dawson’s See Through
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Top 10 Nicki Minaj Really Wants You to Listen to her New Single
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Tara’s FIrst Pitch is Horrible
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Anastasia Ashley Butt Shot
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10 Racist Disney Moments
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Ana Braga is a Fame WHore in a Bikini
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Valet Smashes an Expensive Car
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Creepy Face Swap
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So Much Ass
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Blonde Doing the Cam Thing
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Wes ANderson – The Porno
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Some Greek Trick’s Instagram Pics
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Naked Amateur of the Day
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OMG She has Hijab
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Vanessa Williams Naked in Penthouse in 1983
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Titty Play!
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Lazy Solo Session
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Some Other Naked Amateur
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Cops Ruin a Good Fuck Session
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girl Strips in Library
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Fact of the DAy
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just saw some crazy chick, who was just telling herself “It’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty”….all while unshowered and wearing dirty clothes, surrounded by plastic bags filled with her life possessions, and when she asked me if she could use my phone, I thought…no fucking way bitch, you can use a pay phone, but I will let you lick my ass…

You see, I’m a snobby asshole when it comes to these medicated, insane people using my phone…but I never discriminate against someone liking my asshole…

Here are some morning links…

Girl in Shorts
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Top 10 Celebrities at Cannes
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15 People VS Rope Swings
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The Most Racist Moments in Disney Cartoons
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Demon Cat!
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Luxiboo Hooker – and Fame Whore
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Flash in Music VIdeo
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Kim Kardashian’s Bare Boobs
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GIFs with Sounds Mash-Up
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Kat Graham is Amazing in Spandex
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What Actors Were in Before Game of Thrones
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Guy Plays With Lions
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2014

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Florida is filled with white middle of the road kind of people who happen to have fake tits, fit bodies, and are all about being weirded out by me when I ask them how much per song to touch…

It’s like if you look like a stripper – be a fucking stripper – not a mom at the grocery store driving a mini van in suburban hell..

I mean seriously, it’s called false advertising..Here are some stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Won’t Fuck Bieber
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Thigh Gapes
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10 Disny Characters vs the Real World…Awesome
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15 Rope Swing Fails
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Rihanna Courtside
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Butt Cheek
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Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
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Models in Money Bikinis Promoting Wolf of Wall Street
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage
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Bar Paly in Some Magazine
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The Sum 41 Death Pics are Weird
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Anastasia Ashley Butt Shot
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Leonardo Dicaprio’s New Model GF
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Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer..
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Nabilla Benattia Forgets Her Bra at Cannes!
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Vanessa Hudgnes and Ashley TIsdale Bikini Party
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Jessica Chastain is in True Detective 2
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Ray J Is Giving Kim K Their Porn Money….
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Amy Willerton Recreating The Birth of Venus…
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Kim Kardashian Titties
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Lohan Fakes a Phone Call
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Christine Teigen Topless
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Girls in Sports Bras
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AMazing Cannes Panty FLash!!!
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Rob Kardashian Knows He’s Fat
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Jimmy Fallon Topless Creeps me Out
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Kim Kardashian Thick
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Carol Alt Playboy
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Michael ALig Cried Eating his First Cronut
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Who Would You Rather?
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Adriana Lima Red Carpet
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Some Magic Mike Plot Points Revealed
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The Actor Who Shot His Wife…of the Day
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event
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Jen Selter and her Nose Job at 15
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Macklemore’s Costume isn’t Jewish It’s Greek
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11 Insane Fast Food Brawls Caught on Video
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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The Origin of Pedo Bear
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Mackelmore Hates Jews…
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Remember Kesha Cumshot
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s White Dress
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Sofia Vergara’s White Dress
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10 WTF Moments From The 2014 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
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Some Tricky Photography
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Cheryl Cole Hot Outfit
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Lima Vs Bieber
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Kylie Minogue Red Panties
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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North West Hates His Shitty Parents
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Ass Eating Party!
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JERK OFF COACH!!!
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Blowjobbing a Dildo
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Dirty Asian Sluts
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Kacy Anne Hill Nude Photoshoot
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Black Strip!
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Interesting Half Nked Greek Model
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a serious sugar addiction…and the problem with having a sugar addiction is late night stops at the ice cream shop…and the late night stop at the ice cream shop always involves other fat people, limiting my options…

That was until last night, when some crackhead with an outpatient sticker on her shirt from some psych hospital rolled through, and bought 20 dollars worth of frozen yogurt, had some incoherent coherent conversation with me, all while fumbling for her money, half dead and weighing 90 lbs…

It was like I saw God…

Here are some stepLINKS…

This Brad Pitt Beer Toss going Viral is Weird – Because Even I Know Where Brad Pitt Lives in New Orleans, I can’t Imagine his Celebrity Homie has no idea…
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Deryck Whibley’s Lookin’ Good…
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Pam ANderson in a Bikini
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Actor from the Shield Suspected of Killing His Wife
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Facebook on a 10 Year Old Phone
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I Like me Some Eiza Gonzalez Cleavage
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Rachel Bilson Does Sex and Drugs
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Chris Martin Go to Dinner
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Bow and Arrow Freak of the Day
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New Words in the Dictionary…
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Yoga Instructor Taken Out With a Wave
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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The Girl Who Wants Bieber to Be Her Prom Date…
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Little Kid with Big Dreams
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Picture of the Day
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2014

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out the beach is the place young people sneak off to to fuck in the water…which is code for the place I go to watch young people fuck in the water…these hormones in the food motherfucker…are getting girls busty…

I am still in Florida…it’s like where middle class come to die because you can’t fucking escape if you try…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits
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I have a Crush on This Goth Slut
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Jay Z and Beyonce Made a Trailer
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10 Too Hot to Handle GIFS
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Bitches at Cannes
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Ashley Benson BTS
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Slut of the Day
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Micaela Shcaefer is a Slutty Author
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Some Dude UP AMerica Ferraras Dress
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Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey in New Orleans Beer Tossin’
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Lindsay Lohan Topless for Instagram…
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11 Terrifying Facts About Make-Up
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Godzilla Tits!
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Yoga Girl Gets Slammed By a Wave
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Ariana Grande Panty Flash…
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Gym Rat of the Day…
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Racist Americans Try Mexican Snacks
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Nina Agdal for Bebe
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Everyone Should Wear a Seat Belt
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Selma Hayek Armpit
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Lance Armstrong Gets the Lance Armstrong Card Against Humanity
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Public Orgasms For Charity
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Greek Hooker of the Day
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Rape Victim Pam Anderson’s Big Cleavage
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Sarah Hyland Flaunt VIdeo
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Olga Kurylenko Topless
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Gorilla Throws Grass at Workers!
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Taylor Swift Got Legs…
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Some Crazy Andre the Giant Partying Stories
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White Guy Steals Chinese Guy’s GF
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Tabloid Journalism at its Finest
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Kate Beckinsale & Michelle Trachtenberg Together….
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Elizabeth Banks in Walk of Shame
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Man Catches Ball Drops Kid
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Could Godzilla Exist…
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Shitty Pregnant Mom Doing X-Fit
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Best Name for a Kids Store Ever…
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New Wonder Woman Comic is Coming – And So Are You
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Sofia Vergara Ass in a Tight Dress
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Miley Murders the Beatles
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V.Stivano is Too Ugly to Have a Billionaire BF
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More Hudgens Bikini Pics
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Tranny Stripper Prank!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Eve Wrywal TITTIES
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Girl VS Shower Head
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Best Hooters Girl YOu’ll Ever See
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Jerk Off Coach of the Day
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Bush of the Day
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Blonde Amateur Posing
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Girl in Super Hero Lingerie
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
GO

The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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