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2016

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As a lazy Mexican who doesn’t like leaving the house, my favorite thing about Modern Dating and Hook-Up culture is how little work it requires…

I know, I’m married, but I still need to fuck…and now’s the time to do it.

Firstly, you don’t need to awkwardly approach girls in clubs, bus stops, the grocery store and try to win them over in 10 seconds knowing that it can either go well and you get a number….or have her scream “Get Away Rapist”….

Secondly, you don’t need to call her to ask her on dates, hell you don’t even need to go on dates that you probably have to pay for, with no guarantee of sex, because she may just be into getting a free meal. You just invite her over to watch your computer screen until you’re both tired, bored, tipsy and in the mood to cum. It’s just expected that one of you is cumming when she says yes and that saves a lot of money and wasted time.

Mindless sex for people with low expectations and who just have sex because it’s there, even if it is terrible….it’s a win.

That said, random internet girl, come over let’s watch TV which is code for fuck brilliant, I just don’t know how it will get lazier, easier, or more affordable….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Paltrow Tits in a Tight Shirt
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Lebron James – Penis in Sweat Pants
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Drunk Woman in the Middle of the Freeway!
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Useless Whore in a Bikini
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Ashley Judd in a Sports Bra
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China Trump Montage
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James Dean was Marlon Brando’s S&M Sex Slave
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Russian Girls on Instagram are Good
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Maria Menounos Cleavage
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The Net Worth of Celebs from your Youth
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Dog’s Coming Home Soldier Video
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2016

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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30 day facebook ban for making jokes about very bad things because I was a very bad man who has a very bad sense of humor.

But luckily I have been reformed thanks to the facebook penal system. I now know how to behave in accordance to facebook etiquette. I know what they deem appropriate.

I can go back to joining the other mindless idiots by contributing pageviews to their app we collectively made into a 100 billion dollar business that we don’t get paid for. But we get a system to post statuses and stalk our “friends” we actually hate.

I’d like to think facebook for grounding me for 30 days. Thank you for socializing me like I was found in the jungle. Thank you for teaching me what is right and wrong and how to behave in Internet public to an audience of my “facebook friends”.

You’re the mom I never had.

You’re the catholic church without the population control without the child rape by the leaders, that happens with the people who use it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Hot Fan Girls for You Nerds
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Zoe Kravitz in Mesh
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Daphne Joy in a Bikini…
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Newest VS Model Brittni Tucker is Good
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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Kiss
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The Zayn Malik Face Tattoo for the Win
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If Spike Jonze made Halo…
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Disney is Making a New Indiana Jones
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Alicia Silverstone in Shorts
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Gavin VS Feminist
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Katy Perry in Leggings
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Bella Thorne ass in a Dress
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How to Send an Email in 1984
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Woman With Road Rage
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Holly Hagan Big Tits
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Pia Mia Perez See Through..
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Man Skims ATM
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Charli XCX in Some Campaign….
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10 Terrible CGI Moments in Big Movies…
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Jaden Smith Wants Some Weird Utopia
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Madonna Isn’t a Drunken Mess
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Rosie Huntington Ass in Leggins…
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World’s Best Magic Trick….
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Huge Tits Busting Out
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Shailene Woodly Big Tits
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Dog Sitter Dresses Bulldog Up
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Aaron Carter Supports Trump…Who Cares…
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Gavin Trolls a Feminist….
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Jessica Alba’s Hot in Vogue Australia
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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What the Fuck is This!
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Kid Gets Ass Kicked in School…
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Lucy and her Big tits
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Body Painted Slut…
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Panties of the Day
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Redhead of the Day!
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Squirt! Squirt!
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Brea Lynn Naked
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Hot Naked Devine Justine
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Kylie Kohl – Tits…
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Based on the emails I get, people seem to think I am an ignorant, uneducated, drunk with my head up my own ass in terms of my content and the things I write and post…

I like to think I am enlightened because I am ignorant, uneducated, drunk and I would have my head up my own ass if I could fit it in, since at 45 years old I still haven’t had a prostate orgasm and don’t like ass play, and at 45 probably have limited time left with my prostate…

I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about the opinion of some weird fan boys who read “celeb” blogs…they are some early 2000s shit and I’m amazed I am still doing this 12 years later….since it’s not clickbait lists with 10 pics and a caption to communicate with the moron youth…who only get social media and things that pander to their egos…

Here are some morning links…

A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Chloe Grace Didn’t Want to Fight with Kim Kardashian
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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Guy Does Online Dating as a Woman
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Kendra Wilkinson Makes Her Kid Read Playboy
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Caitlin Jenner Bubble Bath.
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One Direction – Face Tattoo
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Some Lowbrow Humor
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Jake Gyllenhaal…is Such a Cunt
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Super Famous Ronaldo Goes Out for a Cup of Tea…
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Make a Fire with a Lemon
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2016

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 29.5 in Facebook Jail

The most valuable lesson I learned this weekend wasn’t how to make a 20 year old have sex with you.

It wasn’t how to get a 20 year old to eat your ass.

It wasn’t even how to cum on the face of a 20 year old…

It was a lesson I learned from a stripper trying to get me to buy a lap dance…we talked for 20 minutes, which is pretty much hours in the mind of a stripper trying to make money, where she went into her being a pro athlete and fitness model, and most interesting “The Unofficial Featured Dancer at the Club”….she left when I told her I wouldn’t objectify our love by paying to grab her tits, to which she walked away saying the love is over….another valuable lesson, but not “THE” valuable lesson…

You see, later in the night I asked another stripper if that stripper was a featured dancer from out of town, and she said “that bitch is crazy, she’s not even a good dancer”….

Meaning the girl I was talking to, was so delusional, she actually believed she was the featured dancer…

So in your life, even if you’re the loser no one likes…convince yourself that you’re the featured dancer…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Some Huge Fucking Tits.
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Xena is a Lesbian in Her Xena Reboot
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Fat Girls Pretending to be Sexy
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Pia MIa Sheer Tank Top
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Phoebe Price and Ana Braga in Lingerie…
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Taylor Fitness Swift in Fitness Gear
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Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnant Monster
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Tara Lapinsky
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Lady Gaga in a Cowboy Hat
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Laser Rust Remover
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Selena Gomez SHoulder
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Thigh Gaps!
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Lorelle Rayner Photographed for LUI Naked
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Lohan’s Mom Wants her to Make Babies
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Alicia Arden Panties…
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30 Funniest Moments in Local Ad
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Mama June Gets Gastric Surgery
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Zendaya at Some Event..
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Alabama Prison Riot
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Hot Girls – Selfie
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Emma Roberts in a Black Skirt
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Madonna is a Crazy Person…
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Kim Kardashian in Body Suit…
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Kate Bosworth Lesbian….
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Jennifer Lopez – Big Cleavage
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You’ll Want to Fuck Dove Cameron
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Pour Molten Copper on a Big Mac
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Jorgie Porter – Cleavage
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When Your Skills Don’t Match Your Drunken Skills
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Katie Holmes Saggy Hard Nipple
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Dude Pissing on Cornflakes is Insane
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Dog with Two Noses…
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VR Roller Coaster
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Kate Del Castillo’s got Tits
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Yacht Wrecks Itself
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Heather Locklear Beat the FUck Up
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Nissan Acceleration
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World Drone Prix
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Norton Made a Theatrical Commercial
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Jasmine Tosh – Fake Lips in a Bikini
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Richard Simmons is Not Being Held Hostage…
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The Flexible COffee Pouring Girl VS the Photoshop Trolls
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Hottest Porn Model of the Day
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Sharing a Bath
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One Dollar Hooker is Terrifying
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Squirt of the Day
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Charlotte McKInney Whore
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Greek Slut Round-Up
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Alison Tyler Big Tits….
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Naked Chick named Sophie Sweet
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Blonde Girl of the Day
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Hot Spread Ass
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 29 in Facebook Jail

One day left of Facebook Jail, and I don’t know if I’m ever going to go back. I’m just too aware of how the government or the corporations are controlling us through social media, but more importantly, too bored of people’s opinions to bother…especially about Trump and Kim Kardashian nudes…

But the highlight of my weekend wasn’t going to WWE thanks to free tickets from HEYMANHUSTLE or strippers…or getting drunk….it wasn’t the lap dancing, the sexting, the vagina pics…the sluts…it was probably an insane rant I went on twitter, which is social media about Rebel Wilson being too fat to date rape, and realizing that I’m not even relevant to piss off the social justice warriors against fat jokes and rape jokes….including great things like “it would take an elephant gun to take out Rebel Wilson”….or something similar and “I think attaching herself to rape is more positive than her attaching herself to spandex shorts, at least she could get out of the rape…”…..more on my MY TWITTER …because I am pathetic and facebook or not, social media is the real rapist…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Thigh Gaps
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Arianna Grande’s SNL Nonsense…
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WNBA Player Tired of Being so Hot
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Beach Yoga WHores
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Richard Simmons May Be Dead
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Dog With Two Noses is the BEst
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DJ Ruins Wedding Entrance with Song Choice..
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Man Pees on Kellogs Cereal at the Kellogs Factory – Now We Know Who Pissed in Your Corn Flakes
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Creepiest Eminem Cover Song of the Day
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Chucky Kills Dad Prank
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Jessica Alba’s Company is Called Honest – Because It is Not Honest..It’s a lie…What do you expect?
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Teacher Browsing Lingerie During Class
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Pig Eats a Cookie
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Hot Gym Pussy
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2016

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 26.5 in Facebook Jail

There’s not enough Jello Wrestling, Mud Wrestling or Wet T-Shirt contests at college parties.

All these social justice warrior activists with the dumbest agendas…are ruining all my objectification of women…the same women who get topless on the internet for dudes…aren’t down with wrestling each other while dudes throw change at them…where’s the logic…

I guess the good news is that under all circumstances – date rate still exists…at least for the creeps who don’t know how to romance the ladies like me…through love songs….and child locking car doors…

I’m joking, I just though saying roofies was too obvious…

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YAY…Links…weekend Links..

Sluts in Towels
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Blake Lively and Deadpool go to the Whitehouse
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Jessica Alba’s Business is a Lie – Obviously…Buy People are Idiots and Buy Into It
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Stacey Dash Calls Leo a Chicken
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Anna Kendrick in a Tube Top
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Helen Mirren Rapes Colbert
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Soccer Ping Pong…Exists
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Gwen Stefani is Such Garbage
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Chris Brown Hates Trump…and Chris Brown Knows Politics
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Kate Bosworth – Hot Lesbian
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50 Pics of Aging Celebs…
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Alba Has Cleavage
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Captain America Trailer
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Rihanna Cleavage in Vogue
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Terrier VS Pig on Dog Whisperer
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Dog for Trump
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Sasha Baron Cohen Disrespects White Trash
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Kendra Wilkinson’s See Through
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Victoria Justice in Venice Mag – Boring
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Lohan is My Favorite Slut
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Sluts in Mirror Selfies
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Emma Stone is So Fucking Boring…
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OJ Making Nicole Brown Murder Jokes is the Best
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Mariah Carey and her reality Show
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Dove Cameron Young Hot Slut
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Ronda Roussey Boxer
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Mila Kunis is a Boring Looking Mom
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Throwback Liz Hurley Nudes
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Kim Kardashian Lies About her Photoshopped Body
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Jessica Chastain’s Lame Shoot
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Law and Order SVU Reunion
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Rosie Huntington’s Cleavage
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The World’s Most Interesting Man’s Last Ad
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Chloe Grace Dressed like a Fat Hooker
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Girls You Can’s See Clearly But Still Want to Fuck
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Gymnast Lessons Put to good Use
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Girl’s Striptease
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Connie is Naked
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Lana is Naked with Guns
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Offensively Huge Tits
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Hot Naked Glamour Model
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Chinese Lap Dance…
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Asian Stripper Tips
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2 Hot Naked Gils Together
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Mila Jovovich – Fifth Element Naked
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 26 in Facebook Jail

I guess I am going into my last weekend without facebook. I wonder how I will spend my time with so much peace and quiet and no computer time.

I just can’t even try to think about the stories and updates from uneducated idiots that I’ll miss and that I have missed the last month…

It hurts too much….

The truth is that you fucking robot consumers are all the fucking same, clones, and you terrify me…so I’m enjoying our time apart…plus facebook is the lamest censored social network. Like a reddit for you and your family. Garbage.

There’s only so much time in the day, I say go for the tits.

Titty Bounce!
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Kaley Cuoco – Slutty
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Madonna is a Monster
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Firework Rocket Launcher
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Courtney Stodden Does the Kim K
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Mariah Carey is Doing a Reality Show
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Solar Eclipse from the Air
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Sara Underwood Naked in Bed
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Cab is Mugged in Front of a Cop Car – Kid Gets Caught
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Maria Menounos Engaged on Howard Stern
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Hailey Baldwin Ugly in Paris
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Rolling Stones is Headed to Cuba
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Brainwashed Religious Freaks
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There is a new Danny McBride show and it’s called Vice Principals…
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Dude Gets Sparks to the Face
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2016

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 25.5 in Facebook Jail

I decided I need to re-connect with the college crowd, since they don’t use google, or visit websites anymore…I don’t even think they use facebook, not that that would benefit me at all, seeing as I’m banned there another 4 days, after 25 and half days of hard time, so hard I barely noticed I was banned, other than these posts, which is my performance art built around how stupid Facebook and our obsession is with it…

That said, I want to reconnect with the college crowd, I’m tired of only dealing with you old fucks…

So I am going to crash some Springbreak parties because I’ve convinced American college girls here to get drunk at 18…that I’m 22 and want to show them around…

Yes…it seems more predatoral than it is…because all these under 25 year olds are more sexually experienced and rockin’ weirder STDs than me…and I fuck street hookers.

Here are some stepLINKS….because that is all I know…

A Bunch of Underboob
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Spirt Air Brawl
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Throwback Thursday – Liz Hurley Nudes
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Pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Swim Special
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan on Harry Style – Trying to Bang Her
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Selena GOmez in a See Through
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I love the Gun Enthusiast Killed by Gun Totting Toddler Story
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Tina in a Slutty Dress
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Lyft Driver Finds Sex Tape in Car
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Woman Pepper Sprays a Teen
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K-Fed Paris Jackson – Sh’e Rich and
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Kris Jenner is Cruella De Vil
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Captain America Trailer
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Uber Driver Taken on a Drug Run
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Selena Gomez in a Weird Outfit
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40 Tweets for Married People
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Sara Underwood is Such a Whore
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Karrueche with Cleavage
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Fame Whore in a G-String Bikini
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The Dumbest Radio Prank Ever
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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I love this penguin Story – I do
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Weatherman’s Failed Sex Joke
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Some Fame Whore Named Sandy Carter
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Old School Andrew Dice Jokes…
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Old Lady Dance to Jerk Off To
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Sophia Bush See Through
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Adam Levine Makes Babies
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Fame Whores!
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Ashley Grene in Shape Magazine
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Hunting Chicks
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Her Name is Dina – and She’s Naked
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Her name is Holly – and She’s Naked
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Chick Fight!
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Girl’s Sexy Homemade Clip
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Gun Store Robbery
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Her Name is Peta – and She’s Naked
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Her Name is Bridgette B – and She’s Naked
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And She Masturbates
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Body Painted Chick
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Blonde Learns a Lesson in Recoil
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2016

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 25 in Facebook Jail

I am pretty sad that there’s only 5 more days left on my facebook ban…

It’s like vacation is coming to an end…

You know like that feeling after a good Spring Break week of being wasted and gangbanging chicks until a herpes outbreak only to know that you have to go back to class the following Monday…

That’s where I’m at right now, but the good news is that 19 year olds on snapchat are helping me through this sadness…using vibrators because they are exhibitionists but if they were actually in front of me…would be disgusted by my staring at them like a creep…possibly even calling the police on me…reminding us that In Real Life..has nothing on ON INTERNET…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed
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Woman Pepper Sprays Teen
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Amanda Seyfried is a Homewrecker
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Some Serious Fame Whore in a G-String
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife Makes Too Many Babies
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Tiger Escape
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A Terrifying Fame Whore
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What the Most Expensive Steak Tastes Like
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Jet Ski Jump Destroys Drone
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Maria Sharapova’s Fitness on Beach
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The History of the Waterbed
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2016

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 24.5 in Facebook Jail

I think the real loser in this Facebook jail is the fans…you know all of you who I inspire everyday with my wise and positive words designed to bring you up with kindness and insight as the screen you are staring at rots your fucking brain – which for the record has been scientifically proven – on Dr Oz – a show I am forced to hear about now that I don’t have Facebook chat to make my wife think I’m too busy to talk to….

I’ve reverted to sending annoying and harassing messages to my crazy militant feminist friend who loves me but think’s I’m the worst…

Those messages include: “What are you wearing?” which is the cliche opener than makes mer so angry…then I tell her that I can’t stop thinking about her vagina and that even though she doens’t fuck me because I have a penis, even a small penis, I can tell it so tight they feel like a vacuum….then I tell them I am jerking off and ask them to “invite me to come”…because with militant lesbians, it’s about being subtle…

That was advice because I have nothing to say now that I don’t use social media because I’ve been ousted from their attempt at a mindless UTOPIA…FIGHT THE OPPRESSOR….

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Regular Girls with Not so Regular Amazing Asses
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Old Lady Dancing
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Kahil Blundell for the UFC
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Alicia Vikander Post-Oscar Win
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Girl in a White Dress Gets Taken Out by a Wave
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Melissa McCarthy Diabetes Supporter
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The Director of The Matrix is Tranny Now
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Cell Phone Footage of a Shooting…
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Hilaria Baldwin – Pregnant Again
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Frenchy Morgan in a Pink Bikini Monster
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Lindsay Lohan is Funded by Rich Russian Named EGOR
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The New Game of Thrones Trailer
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Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling Get Their Fuck On
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Maria Sharapova Tests Positive
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Cleavage at The Bachelor
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Maria Sharapova in Whole Foods Buying Illicit Performance Drugs…
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Zac Efron’s Muscles…
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Rita Ora Panty Flash
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Pregnant Bar Refaeli….
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Alexandra Daddario in Bikini Bottoms
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Katt Williams Gets Arrested Again
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Hockey Has Awesome Hair Again
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Selena Gomez – Panty Flash in Paris
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Rita Ora Topless
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Ola Jordan Getting Tits Grabbed!
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Emmy Rossum with Kitties
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Abigail Ratchford is the Fucking Worst – Slutting for In and Out
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Liz Hurley in a Red Dress
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Maria Menounos Midriff
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Emma Olson is A Boring Model..
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Emma Watson is a Monster!
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This is Why He’s Fat
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Karlie Kloss in a Red Dress
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Dude Spoofing Slam Poets – Since Slam Poets are Homos
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Katy Perry Upper Thigh
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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50 Cent Says ALl His Money is Fake
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Double Blowjob
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Post Op Masturbation is a Scientific Research I Didn’t Want to Experience
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Isabella Taylor’s fat Ass
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Asian Stripper’s Pussy Trick with Beer
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Kelly Madison’s Huge Tits
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Denny’s Waiter Blowjob Doesn’t Bore Me
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Slutty Blonde Strips…
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Greek Slut!
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Skinny Lesbians…
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My Friend Kayden Kross’ Ass
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

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2016

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 24 in Facebook Jail

The only thing I miss about Facebook is seeing the happy relationship pictures of people, you know the status updates about how in love they are, those along with motivational or inspirational quotes are my jam, way better than the political rants of people or pop culture updates…but only when those happy relationship pictures are girls I’ve fucked or I am currently fucking…via actual penetration or hardcore sexting as their masturbation fantasy….not because I like participating in shitting on relationships, relationships shit on themselves and I’m just the non judgemental guy into pussy pics…

Here are some morning links….

Looking Down Girl’s Shirts
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Hulk Hogan’s Dick isn’t 10 Inches Long
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TV Reporter Almost Gets Taken Out
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Claudia Romani is My Favorite Fame Whore
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits..
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Charlotte McKinney is Such a Whore..
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Miley Cyrus – Feminist – Defending All Women….
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Abigail Ratchford is Such a Whore
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Sphere Tires by Goodyear…
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Selena GOmez in a Poncho – Cuz She’s Mexican
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Kelly Clarkson Jumps on the Rape Band Wagon…
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Selena Gomez is Such a Whore
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2016

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 23.5 in Facebook Jail

Being the feminist that I am, in fact I have devoted my life and sacrificed fame and fortune of my own, to build out this conduit for women to express their sexuality and to empower them to do that….through nudity..

I knew today was International Women’s Day….even though like Valentines Day and Christmas, and Black History Month every day is International Women’s Day….

But Luckily, I didn’t have to read every single asshole I am facebook friend’s with talk about it, so I’d like to thank Facebook for banning me for my Tranny Rape post…because this ban has saved me a lot of wasted time…

To See More Links CLICK ON THE LINKS YOU MORON


So Many Fan Girls – Dressed up and Creeping Me Out
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Brittney Gastineau in a Sheer Top….
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Willow Smith and her Mom at a Fashion Show Weirdness
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Kim Cattrall May be the Prime Minister of Canada’s Mom
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Kelly Clarkson was Blackmailed into Working with Predator
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Emma Stone Whoring!
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Brandy Glanville’s Got Tits at CRAIGS
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Kim Kardashian Takes On Chloe Grace and Bette Midler
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Mila Kunis – Skinny LEgs
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Leonardo DiCaprio stepbrother stole 700 dollars!
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Maria Sharapova Dropped by all her Sponsors for being a Cheater
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Ariel Winter in a Magazine
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Best Sports Interview Ever
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Molten Salt – Poured into Water – Causes Explosion
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Idiot Runs Head First Into Taxi
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Girls Tugging on Clothes.
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Kirsten Dunst Pokies….
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Danica Patrick in Leather Pants…
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A Compilation of Motorcycle Wins and Fails
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Hard Slaps at the Slap Contest….
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Elle Evans Hot in a Body Suit
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Stella Maxwell Topless Beach
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Man Finds Wallet from the 1940s and Returns It
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Solving a Rubiks Cube While Weightlifting
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Mischa Barton is on Dancing With the Stars -> So is Jodie Sweetin…
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Fattest Fat Kid Doing Fat Kid THings
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Farrah Abraham Calls Rape
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Ciara in a See Through Shirt
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Dramatic Reading of Bieber by Morgan Freeman is Crazy
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Always Check Your Shoes in Australia
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Idiot Throws His Life Away
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Erin Wasson CLeavage…
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Scarlet Leithold Lacy Lingerie
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Elijah Wood and Nic Cage in a Terrible Movie…
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Hot Girl VS Cop
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Brooklyn Decker is Disgusting
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Ultimate Kevin Spacey Compilation
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Heat Mascot Fail
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Sara Underwood in Some Slutty Photoshoot
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Padma Lakshmi is a WHORE
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Amanda Seyfried – Bra
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Girls in Sports Bras
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TOday in Lesbians
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Masterful Butt Plug Video
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Sexy Nurse Naked Slut
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Hot Greek Slut
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Chick Fight!
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Jess B is a Slutty Redhead
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Cute College Girl…
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Some Babe in Stockings Stripping
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Today in SEX NEWS
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Sunny Leone’s Juicy Juice
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More College Girls…
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Accidental cum Shot
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Random TUmblr Porn
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

08

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 23 in Facebook Jail

In my facebook jail days, I’ve realized that so may people I talk to have self imposed facebook bans, because they know the site is garbage, they hate getting sucked into fake conversations pretty much with their screen about shit they don’t care about, and they don’t miss stupid updates and videos taking space in their brain….like Kendall Jenner’s blonde hair…or some fat chick from High School’s kid’s halloween costume, even though it’s fucking March…

Plus all the horny girls are on TINDER..

Here are some morning links….

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Kim Kardashian Naked isn’t Even Naked – But It’s Great for Young Girls
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Hannah Davis Doesn’t Care if You Think She’s Fat – That’s Why She Works Out 3 Times Day and Starves Herself – Make up Your Damn Mind Whore
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St Louis Bridge Gets Taken Out
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Gavin Rossdale’s Ex Nanny is Pregnant with Gwen Stefani’s Baby
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Natasha Oakley and Her Tween Sister in Bikinis Whoring…Gotta Keep the Family earning, it’s the Kardashian way….
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Morgan Freeman Reads Bieber
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Tit Be Whoring…
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Miami Heat Mascot Fails
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Charlie Sheen Booked a Movie!
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2016

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 22.5 in Facebook Jail

Thanks to not being on Facebook, wasting my life away, clicking on trending news stories that Mark Zuckerberg wants me to see, I had plenty of time to try to coordinate a threesome….So instead of leaving comments on people’s bullshit pictures all night, I spent my time with two girls I connected with in threeway sext, that may have led to a threesome but didn’t….

Because I guess there comes a time in every man’s life …. where others may call him gay because he doesn’t fuck the threesomes that come his way because it requires too much effort….and that time in a mans life is called marriage…prison…hell…no threesome…but at least I got a lot of vagina pics they were sending each other….

To See Some More Action Links..

Huge Tits!
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Girl on the Slackline Doing Flips and Crazy Shit
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Steven Tyler’s Fucking this 28 Year Old…
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Kelly Rohrbach in a Bathing Suit..
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Bikini a Day Girl and Her Tween Sister in Bikinis
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Zendaya Joins Spiderman!
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Gwyneth Paltrow Recreates Room
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How to scare a Coworker…
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Ola Jordan Gets Tits Grabbed in a Bikini of the Day
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Zac Effron’s Ripped and Ridiculous…
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Blonde Kendall Curves
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Near Death Experiences Caught on GoPro
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Bai Ling Braless
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Karlie Kloss – for Elle Brazil
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Disney is Planning 10 More Star Wars Movies
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Royal Family Ski Vacation…
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Abbey Lee Kershaw is Boring
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Lena Dunham’s Ovary Blew Up
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Bear’s Bulge
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Puppy Reunion with Siblings – 4 Years After Adoption
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15 Horror Movies to See
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Jessica Alba at Paris Fashion Week
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Uber Driver Tried to Rape Farrah ABraham
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Thigh Gaps!
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Taylor Hill for Paris Fashion Week
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Kelly Clarkson Hates Dr Luke
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Instagram Slut – Jennifer…
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Ariel Winter – Big Reduced Tits
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Eiza Gonzalez on Set of the Day
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Teens React to Old School PC
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Zoe Saldana is Not Black Enough
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Cops VS Unarmed Man
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Audrina Patridge Pregnant Photoshoot
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Lupita is Black
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Ciara in Lace…
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Cougar Released from Trap
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Charlotte McKinney’s Behind the Scenes
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Flava Flav Does the Weather
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Girls Bending Slutty
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Accidental Cum Shot
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Hot Amateur Chick Selfie Video
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Pink Panty Pussy Flash
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Husband Comes Home to Marriage Ended
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Bbw is Tons of Fun
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Shay Laran Young Huge Tits
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Body Painted Slut!
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Zoey in the Shower
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Kristin Proctor Naked in The Wire
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Public Sex Doggy Style…
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Big Titties JUmping
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 22 in Facebook Jail

When I was fingering a 20 year old with her pants off as we drove down the highway and through residential neighborhoods this past weekend, I didn’t once think “wow I really miss posting on Facebook”…

I guess there is more to life than Facebook, like fingering 20 year old girls with their pants of while on the highway…..

Seriously.

Here some morning links…because this stuff matters!

Girls Who Fish…
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Dolphin Chasing Dachsund
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Priyanka Chopra’s Tits on Fallon
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Beyonce Performs Whitney Houston Because She’s an Egotistical Cunt
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Bella Thorne in Fur
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Getting Robbed in Brazil
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Abigail Ratchford is Half Naked
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Kirsten Dunst Nipples
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Dude Robs the Wrong Store
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Kit Kat Implanted into a Chocolate Bar
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Two Grannies – One Lamborghini
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Cat Becomes Spiderman
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Elvira Bach is Hot
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Kids React to Trump
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Cyclist Chased by an Ostrich
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Hot Thigh Gaps
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