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2013

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with drinking too much…is passing out, even if that’s not a real problem, but welcomed.

This was a weekend that could have been full of fun and adventure, if I managed to stalk Jennifer Lawrence, who is in town, properly. Rather than showing up late to the party she was at, only to find out she got in a fight with one of her X-Men costars, and stormed out like a brat. Perfect opportunity for me to seduce her, if I wasn’t passed out on my floor trying to get nudes from internet girls.

I’ll try harder to be a hollywood crackhead instead of just a crackhead next time, so long as there is a next time.

Here are some morning links….

Big Titty Women…Posing.
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Scarlett Johansson’s Fat Hangs Over Her Knees
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Topless Photo You Don’t Want to See
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This Week in Celebrity Birthdays
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Russian Windshield Wiper Hack
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Supercharged Mobility Scooters
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A Whole Lot of Hand Bras
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Natalia Vodianova is one of the Hottest
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2013

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been tame the last few years, sure I still drink but I don’t do damage, if anything I am a hermit.

I have decided to leave my house and get some adventures going.

Fingering on the dance floor is bound to happen.

Follow the TWITTER FEED – that’s where I’ll be making myself famous, my legacy, you know leaving my mark on the world, one herpes sore at a time…until they delete me like I never happened.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pete Wentz is Having Sex With This Chick Meagan Camper in a Bikini
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Kim Kadashian Fat Pregnant Tits Scare Me
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Babes Taking Selfies in Front of the Mirror
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Emma Watson Almost Quit Acting After Harry Potter
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Miss USA Bukini madness
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Rude Llama Spits in Faces
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I Have been Trying to Bang Ashley Sky Since Before She Was Naked on the Internet
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Some Hot Bitch in Elle Vietnam
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If Everyone Laughed Like Ricky Gervais
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Kristina Rhianoff has a TIGHT UPSKIRT
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Hayden Panettiere Got Herself Some Pokies Bor
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Her Name is Amanda Crew and She’s Naked in CRAZY KIND OF LOVE – WORD
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Boy Owns Some Chick Trying to Catch a Baseball
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More Kate Upton Huge Tits on Set
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Let’s Stop Bras from Happening…
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Some Topless Shopping…
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Today in Topless Activism.
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Miley Cyrus Reflects on her Image….She’s Better When She Doesn’t Talk
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Bar Refaeli Legs at some Tel Aviv X-Factor Shit
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The Fate of 11 Of Our Favorite Childhood Crushes
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants
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The 25 Best Shooting Guards in NBA History
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Big Tits VS Skipping GIF
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Russian Girl Eats a Raw Onion
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Teen Mom is on Probation and Not Allowed to Drink
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Erin Heatherton’s Red Carpet Booty
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Marilyn Manson Putting Paris Jackson on his Guest List at FUture Shows is Hilarious
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This Made me Laugh – Never Trust Obnoxiously Happy People
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Christina Hendricks Hides Them Tits
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Don’t Tell These Girls How CLothes Work
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Selena Gomez Masturbation Pics…
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Racist Bitch on the Bus
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A Whole Lot of Naked/Topless Actresses Over the Years…
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Some Babe Tries to fix Her Car – Ends up Stripping.
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Hot Greek Celeb in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Toy Collector Doesn’t Realize One of His Toes is a Sex Toy
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Today in Barbershop Quartets…
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Bruno Mars Killed His Mother or Something?
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Cameron Diaz – No Pants
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Sexy GIFs That Will Help You Understand the Laws of Physics
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Jerking Off is Legal in Denmark and These Jackass Kids Take Advantage of It in Video…
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Hot Nude Chick in Lingerie
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Motorcycle Leap Frog Fail
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Naked Chick on a Motorbike
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Claudia Romani in a Skimpy Bikini
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Taylor Swift Hot Pantyline…
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Soiled Mattress of the Day
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Hot to Not Demolish a House…LOLZ
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Elsa Pataky Has an Amazing Booty
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Hot Blonde Milf Gets Fucked
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Cam Girl Fucks a Hairbrush
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Weird Asian Torture and Hanging Scene from a Movie…
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Top 5 Smutty GIFS
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Dude Banging his Stepsister – Really?
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Egyptian Porn is a Wonder of the World…Like the Pyramids
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Amateur in Pigtails Loves the Cock
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Indian Amateur Gets Fucked
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Chick Fucks Herself with a Cucumber
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Good Disguise Amateur Porn Chick
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Listen to this 6 Hour Dancehall Mix – It’s Not 7 Hours But It’s GOOD.
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2013

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Just when you thought your life was pure shit, just be happy you’re not this guy…

or this guy….

or these girls…

Here are some morning links…

Kate Uptons Fat Breasts in Motion
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Avril Lavigne in a Dress…
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This is the best place to fall in love…Every Night
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Hot Girls Working Out and Straight Flexing
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The WAGS of the NBA Finals
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Squishy Hand Bras!
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Taiwan Backflip Fail
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Saudi Guy Texing on the Hood of a moving car…
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Olivia Munn Does Esquire
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Cop Saves the Day….for Ducks….Good thing there aren’t rapists and drug dealers molesting children out there.
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with waking up with a cold is the AIDS

Here are some stepLINKS….

Farrah Abraham in Her Bikini With Cameltoe
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Some Tranny Hooker Had a Threesome With Some Real Housewife
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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Cameron Diaz’s Old Lady Neck and Hot Legs….
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The Ashlie Girl is in the SMALLEST bikini
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Game of Thrones – The Red Wedding Crashers – Remix
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Here’s a Little Wrong Place/Wrong Time
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Christy Turlington is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples With Her Boyfriend Calvin Harris
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Candice Swanepoel on the Street
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This Small Tit Babe Spread Asshole on a Rock is Legendary
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Lana Tailor
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Kate Upton in a Leather Skirt – Fat
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Sam Jackson Does Breaking Bad
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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102 YEAR OLD BASE Jumper
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Jason Johnston Is A Fucking Asshole. Here’s Why…
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Trampoline Trick SHot
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The Weirdest Boob Video You’ll Ever See
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Some Greek Celebrity in her Bikini
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Taylor Swift Probably Does Anal….and Here she is a Hot Outfit…
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Lindsay Lohan Nipple GIF
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Lookin Good Sweetheart!
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Irina Shayk Hot Photoshoot!
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Pippa Middleton – Vanity Fair
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The Government Admit that UFOs exist!
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Who’d You Rather Bang?
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I Approve of Jessica Hart’s Pokies
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Some Busty Girl Oiling Her Tits
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Some Freak Cheating on his Wife with a Horse – THis is Amazing….
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Cary Mulligan is Playing Hilary Clinton
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Dog Shows Off His Acting Skills
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Asian Lady Gets a Beat Down
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Florida Lightning Storm – a Preview to the Hurricane
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Her Name is Mona Lee – She Has Great Boobs
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The Worst Driver in Russia
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Ann Angel is Wet!! And Naked!
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Funniest Gym Pictures Ever!
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Brian Williams Edited to Gangster Rap is Solid
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The Best Bubble Butt Videos on Youtube
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The 50 Greatest Viral Yearbook Photos In Internet History
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The Girls of Exxxotica
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Melissa Riso in her Bikini
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Today in Golf Ball Juggling.
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Bieber is Going to Space – LEt’s Hope It Ends in a Fiery Mess
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Canada Minister Defense Admits Aliens Exist
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Here’s a Whole Lot of Underboob
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Accidental Anal – Always Makes Me Laugh
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Help Me Find This Cam Girl – I am In Love
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Fun Video of a Girl Getting a DIck Smeared on her Hot Face
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Some Amateur Chick Rubbing Lotion on her Tits
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Some Girl Masturbating with a Hair Brush Like Sex Toys Aren’t Available at Every Sex Shop
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Some Chick VS a Banana….and a Cob of Corn..Wow…
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Awesome Webcam Tits
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Girl Only Cums WIth Ass Play
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Nerdy Girl Gets Cream pied
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The Net Flix of Porn
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is a great tragedy when finding out 98 degrees was giving a free live show for a morning show at 8 am…at 10 am.

I mean shit, I’d be there throwing my panties at the stage in efforts to end up on TV and finally go viral 10 years later than I probably shoulda gone viral.

Even if missing a 98 Degrees free concert is probably the least of my worries, and waking up with a cold that is probably AIDS, is..

Here are some links…


The Naked Kim Kardashian Pregnant Statue to Make You Throw Up
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Nicole Kidman Poses With Two Cocks She’s Had Inside Her
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Some Animals Humping
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Girls Teasing…
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World Record Water Spray
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50 Classic Pics of Supermodels
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Bruce Willis has a Serious House
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This Sha Rizel Has Ridiculously Huge Tits
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Twin Peaks Bikini Contest!
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Surprise Marriage Proposal
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Mr Rogers Remix
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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The Science of Hangovers…
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The January Jones titty fans don’t like me writing ABOUT HOW UNEVENTFUL JANUARY JONES TITS ARE , tits that are celebrated, that have helped make her famous, and that make her a working single mother rather than just another statistic….

You didn’t know that everyone’s breasts are asymmetrical? Why single her out for that? I’m sure you can thing of some other snide negative comment about her. It’s kind of unfair to pick on a normal asset (or debit in her case in your eyes).

I prefer figuring out how to hang with the 21 year old single mother drinking a bottle of wine out of the bottle, on the sidewalk next to her shitty house, sitting on the backseat of a 90s van I guess they figured made for solid patio set, in the sidewalk next to her shitty house, while her mom chased her kids in and out of traffic. That was more my jam….

Now it is time for me to go out drinking and your time to click some links.

Joe Francis Has a Sex Tape
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Lil Kim’s Tits Save her Scary Fucking Face
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Katy Perry’s Horrible Booty Shot
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Kayley Cuoco Does FHM
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Ridiculous Street Performer..
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Today in Underboob….
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25 Friends GIFS that Will Blow Your Mind….Really?
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Today’s Sexy Bikini Model Video
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Drunk Guy Climbs Bridge and Falls Asleep Halfway Up
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Hey Chelsea – You’re a Total Slut
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15 BEACH BABES!!
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Jessica Alba is the New Martha Stewart! Every Generation Needs One.
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Hayden Panettiere Bra
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Sofia Vergara’s Wax Figure Doesn’t Turn Me On
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Miranda Kerr on Tour in a Hot Dress
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A Chick Gets Divorced – Goes on a Weightloss Kick – Here are the Pics – She’s StilL Fat.
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10 Year Okd who Acts 40 Blows Some Minds on America’s Got Talent
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CUPS is the Hooters of Frozen Yogurt
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Today in Booty
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The Saturday’s Showing Off Tits
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This is Gory As Fuck – Russian Hacks Himself and Jumps Out of a Building LIke He Was Paris Jackson – But More Effective and Less of a Cry for Attention
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Jimmy Won’t Be Back on Shameless
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Girl Pissing Herself in Leggings is a Weird Fetish
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Naked Glitter Party!
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An Ode to Hot Asians
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Nicole Richie Cleavage Confuses Me
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Some Seriously Thick Labia
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This Muslim Cam Girl Makes me Laugh
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Miley Cyrus Pokies
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Heather Marks
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31 Very Strange Medical Conditions
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Roxanne Pallett in a Purple Bikini
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The Scariest Watermelon Bikini Eating Video You Will Ever See
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I appreciate this Nude Model Caitie Minx
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The Worst in Celebrity Tramp Stamps
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Hot Skinny Girl Getting Naked on the Beach
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Man of Steele Featurette
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A Couple Nobodies Stretching in their Bikinis of the Day
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Dude Rolls his Rally Car
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Isla Fisher Does Cosmo
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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Redheaded GF Compilation
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This Girl Hates Ass To Mouth…
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Amateur Couple Caught Fucking in Public Stairwell….
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A Dude and His Ass Play
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Wife’s ASSHOLE Pops
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Girl Jerks off a Dude Twice
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This is the Funniest Pic of an Arab Man Licking Pussy
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of leaving the house and going out to dinner is trying to recruit the waitresses to star in my next porn, not that I have produced porn, but feel like I could, if the waitresses went along with it. The reason I target them, is because they have to serve me, you know cuz they are working for the tip.

Here are some morning links….

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged Now – Cuz that’s What Happens When You Get Pregnant
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So Miguel Gave a Girl Brain Damage
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A whole lot of tan lines….
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Saudi Man Texting on the Hood of a Moving Car
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The First X-Rated App for Google Glass – Removed Hours After Release – Bummer
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You’re So Emo
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Matt Damon’s 20 Million Dollar Miami Mansion…
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Singing Cockatiel – Hilarious.
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Brazil Bikini Girls Get a Butt Workout
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These girls are my favorite, they represent all that is good in the world.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am convinced that the big evil American corporations jack the food in the States with some kind of hormones, or mind altering chemical, because I’m in withdrawal…all I keep thinking about is FAMILY RESTAURANT CHAIN FOOD…It’s affordable and convenient with healthy sized portions that any bitch can get fat on in a 4 day period.

I am also convinced that I am in love with leathery skinned Floridian drinking their margaritas like they aren’t 100 years old…totally down to fuck in a bikini top…because they are all I can think about.

Is this why old people all migrate there? I just don’t understand how one day Florida means the Hogans and trailer parks, and the next day, it means heaven…

Is my life really that bad? Don’t answer that, Here are some stepLINKS…

Heather Graham Lookin Hot in a Bikini
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This MILF has Hilarious Tits
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Charisma Carpenter’s Booty in a Tight White Dress
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Cindy Crawford Showing Off Her Awesome Legs
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86 Year Old Gymnast
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January Jones Shitty Topless Pic – Seriously – These Tits are Assymmetrical – Like a Picasso
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I Don’t Think This Nude Model’s Real Name is Actually Pashence…
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday! Sluts!
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Crazy Trampoline Trick Shot
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This Girl Has Awesome Natural Tits
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With An Ass Like This, She’ll Be Working In No Time. Too Bad About Her Face.
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Victoria’s Silvstedt’s Bikini on a Yacht Like a Good Hooker
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Jessica Biel in Jeans
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Google Street View Captures Couple Having Sex
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Will Smith Molesting his Son Like a Jenner
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I Like This Greek Slut Better Knowing She Does Anal
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Miley Cyrus’ Ass Looking Pretty Fuckable In Tight White Spandex
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Miss USA 2011 – Nude in Flaunt Magazine
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This Chick Modeling For Formula 1 is Hilarious
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Naomi Campbell’s Muse Stole her Billionaire Russian Man – Funny
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The Catherine Zeta Jones Getting Eaten Out Cuz Her Pussy Causes Cancer Pic
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Pervert Tries to Steal a Sex Store Mannequin – Funny
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Insane Bike Tricks
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Chloe Sims and Ferne McCann Clothed in NUTS
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Erica Mena
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Jasmine Hemsley in her Bikini
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More Pics of Angelina’s New Tits
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Nicole Richie Cleavage
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The “Will Smith Is Gay” Picture of the Day
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Someone Has Finally Knocked Up Jennifer Love
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Hey Miley Cyrus – Nice Nipples
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Shitty Changing Room Spy Cam Video of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Tits do New Zealand
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67 Amazing Thing on the McDonald’s Menu Around the World
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Tap Dancing Seagull
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Heather Graham Bikini Continues of the Day
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Some Chick Named Sara James Flashing Her Awesome Pussy
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Hot Girls Showing Off Their Thigh Gap
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Which Bitch Would You Ass Fuck?
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More Jennifer Lawrence in a Thong Candids
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The Best Panty Dropping Music Video You Will See All Year
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The Best Cat Videos of May
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Tis the Season for Tan Lines!!! MY GOD.
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Funny Local News Chicks Who Hate Each Other
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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Milf Has Threesome With Her Daughter
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In Japan they Use Heads as Dildos – This is Traumatic
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Amateur Babe Sucking Dick to Country Music
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More Free Girls on Webcams….for You To Fall in Love With
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Girl Refuses to Swallow _ Dude Busts All Over His Car – Bitch
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Dude Screws His Cock to a Table
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Weird Tag Team on the Beach
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Some Anal Destruction
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Puma Swede Has a Meaty Fucking Pussy
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Dude Has Fingers then Fucks an Ant Hill in the Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Solid Dick Suck in the Park – She Swallow
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out my wife is a whole lot less fun than porn chicks She’s also smells worse, is substantially uglier, but equally broken making me question this whole thing.

All it takes is porn conventions to make me fall in love with the idea of escaping this prison.

Just as soon as I get off the couch.

Sofia Vergara for Machete Kills
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Catherine Zeta Jones Doesn’t Have HPV
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National Anthem – Fail
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Llama Gets Tasered By a Cop
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Hot Girl Named Jen Selter in Yoga Pants
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The Playground Fail Compilation
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Brazil Bikini Girl’s Butt Workout
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Dog VS Inner Tube
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Pam Anderson in Vogue Freaks Me Out…
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Stuffed Raccoon Spooks Cat
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Hot Girls You’ll Be a Little Afraid Of…
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A Juggling Otter
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Kelly Kelly Bikini Tweets….
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Angelina Jolie’s New Tits
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I am sad to be leaving all my new friends in florida…from old leathery skinned fake tithes ladies…to cam girls and porn chicks who like being electrocuted. I thought I would never say that. Florida, up until this weekend has always been a horrible nightmare to me.

Until we meet again motherfuckers….now back to hell real life, with a fat wife, I am finally motivated to escape from…

Stay tuned, we may have to kill her off in this story and go mental, but I am generally too lazy to get off the couch…but at least thinking about it makes it feel like it is going happened. Kinda like staring at chicks and imagining fucking them is almost as good because there’s no lawsuit.

Here are some links…

More Joanna Krupa Topless
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Kris Jenner Has a New Girl to Pimp Out Cuz Kanye Has Girl Making Sperm
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Big Busty as Fuck Girls
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Today in Fail Compilations
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Ashley Tisdale in Daisy Dukes
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No Breasts Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the World War Z Premiere
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There’s a Kate Moss Hologram and She’s Not Even Dead Yet
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TOday in Underboobs
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Elsa Pataky Tits in Romasanta
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Her Name is Ashley James and these are her Panties
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Father and 2 Year Old Playing Beatles…
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Haters May Call Taylor a Slut Who Gets Naked in Pics…I call her Lovely.
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Cameron Diaz is Feeding her Boyfriend…
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Cam With Her Webcams…..
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Hey Girls – Bring In the Backs
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Sophie Turner Tweets Her Ass
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J.Lo is Cheating on her Tween Lover with Pitbull
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Amanda Bynes Former Co-Stars are Worried About Her – Because it Gets Them in the News – Ride The Wave Motherfucker.
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Lindsay Lohan Rehab Update!
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Pauley Perrette Pokies!
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Katie Banks Masked and Busty as Fuck
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Blogger Shows Us Her Tits
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Tap Dancing Seagull
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Hot Nude Model Showing her Vagina
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Amazing Video of a Dude Calling a Girl a Hoe Before Slapping Her to the Ground – WTF
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Katie Holmes Has Good Scary Alien Face
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Irina Shayk Hiding from the Paparazzi
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This Nude Model has Awesome Tits
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Isabela Soncini
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Pug Video of the Day
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This is One Hot Slut
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College Post Game Silliness
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What Girls Say Vs What Girls Mean – Topless
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Julianne Moore Pantsless for Madame Figaro
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So Many Bikinis
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….I Know I Did – Dusty Destin…
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Pre-Mature Ejaculation Porn is the Funniest
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Weird as Fuck African Gang Bang Fesitval
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Some Cam Girl’s Vagina Show
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Cute Skinny Girl Gets Fucked
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Today in Fisting
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Dude Wanking on Unwilling Women is Hilarious
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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2013

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still trapped in Florida. I came down here for the Exxxotica convention to hang with Teen Mom and all my lovely girlfriends who get fucked or just masturbate in video, as well as the weirdo Florida creepers who are insane fans of these girls….

Right now, I am knee deep in tanned, blonde, fit looking 50 year old women with fake tits looking for cock….all leathery, dry, and capable of using KY as good as homosexual at a bathhouse…and I’m loving every second of watching them try to get laid.

All while the actual babes are still in their hotel rooms, recovering from the show, without me there brushing their hair, and giving them a back massage with my semen.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Michael Douglas Got Throat Cancer From Eating HPV Ridden Celebrity Cunt
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Ireland Baldwin Crotch Shot for the Win
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Kate Moss in a Leopard Bikini
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Japan’s YoYo Champion Showing the Fuck Off
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Today in Celebrity Birthdays – Who Gives a Fuck
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Legs for Fucking Days….
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Weekly Round-Up of WTF
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Scott Disick’s Greatest Moments in GIFs are ridiculous
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Cody The Screaming Dog
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Animals Behaving Like Humans
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Bikini of the Day – Sharni Vinson
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Pet Crow Taking a Bath….
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World’s Most Contagious Prank
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Hugh Jackman’s Answer To Homosexual Singing – Getting Monster Arms
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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2013

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Heading to the porn convention in Fort Lauderdale, gonna try to make magic – but may end up arrested, kicked out, or murdered before I even get started thanks to being hated by most porn chicks and their body guards and purse holding boyfriends…

Follow me on TWITTER TO KEEP UP

I Hope I Get THe Chance to Get TEEN MOM THE SQUIRTER TO LET ME DRINK HER SQUIRT

Here are some stepLINKS…

Gwen Stefani Throwback Bikini Pics.
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Nikki Leigh in Her Lingerie
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Philip Seymour Hoffman is a Heroin Addict – Not Surprising
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Kat Von D Throwback Slutty Pics
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Taking the Exit Like a Boss
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Playboy Cyber Girl Photoshoot Video
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Man Vs Water Cannon
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Jessica Bueno is Pretty Fucking Bueno
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Milla Jovovich is Now Living in a Glass House
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The Amy Adams Crotch Shot…
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Today in Courtney Love Excitement
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Petra Benova and Her Lesbian on the Beach
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Brave Ducks Take a Leap of Faith
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Sarah Shahi in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Cara Santana’s Hot Tight Body
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Holly Gibson’s Sex Strip
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Salma Hayek Ass in Jeans
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Girl Gets Hit By a Car – Loses Her Shoes – Hope They Are Ok
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Goshawk in Slow Motion
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Wacking Off On Unsuspecting Girls in Bikinis – Is Probably Illegal
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Greek Newscast Accidentally Shows Porn
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Hot Chick for XXL Magazine Russia
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Hot Lesbians Eating Each Other Out on the Bus
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Hot Titty Model Grabbing Her TIts
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Check Out These Greek Sluts…
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Pauley Perrette Pokies
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Hot Girlfriends….
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Some Porn Lesbians WHo Pretend They Live Together
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Selena Gomez Fake Nude for the Summer
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Ass Picture of the Day
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Nude Girl Singer Song Writer….Covering Nirvana
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Seren Gibson Hot Glamour Model Tits…
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Houseboat Slide Fail
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Holy Fuck – Base Jumper Shoot Fail – Fail Caught on Video
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Talia is a Skinny Blonde Nude Chick…
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Funny Prank Text to Send Your GF – I’ve Done Worse Often
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Guy Who Photoshops Himself into Pics of Celebrities
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Miguel Might Get Sued for Crushing a Bitch
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Throwback Rihanna Ass in Concert…
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Girl Fucks Dude While Friend Keeps Watch
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3 Girls Dancing on Cam
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Redhead Jerks off Two Dudes
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Some Cam Girl Tits
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Mom Keeps Crying During Anal
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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2013

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The out pouring of girls who have reached out knowing that I am in florida has been too intense to manage. I wish their were more of me, or at least one of me with a dick that worked to take advantage of all these average looking drunk American girls…who are really not as obese as I expected…but who unfortunately think they are super models because they aren’t obese, like they are the “Hot ones”….at least the booze never lets me down, even if it is slowly killing me, at least it is killing me right.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls Bending at the Waist
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The Gayest Picture of Colin Farrell Ever…
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Busy Phillipps is ABout to Explode or Star in Ready or Drop Porn
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The Sea of Monsters Trailer
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BMX Bike Tricks
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Pull UP Bar Fail
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The Michael Jackson of Cotton Candy
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Oprah Gets an Honorary Degree Because She Hasn’t Been Given Enough
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Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses
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Samanth Gradoville in Latin Vogue Lookin’ Good.
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TONIGHT I WILL BANG A GIRL FROM THIS SITE –
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2013

30

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey Florida…the girls aren’t as fat, toothless, inbred and poor looking as I expected…In fact there are a lot of fit bitches with fake tits who look like they have a lot of bi-racial babies with their drug dealing boyfriend they met at the club they used to bar tend at…10 years earlier…before retiring and embracing the golden years…now let’s bang out….I’ll pretend I can make you famous if it helps…you lower your standards…..

Here is the stepLINKS

Rihanna Likes the Pain of Getting a Brazilian Wax…Obviously…
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Miley Cyrus Tweeted a Pic of Her in a Wedding Dress to Celebrate her Break Up with her Fiance She Pretended She Didn’t Break Up With
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Hey Girls Burn Your Bras!!! Here’s a Lot of Pics of Girls With No Bra
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Melissa Riso Sucking a Cake Pop….
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Don’t Fuck with Beyonce’s Ass…Seriously…That Shit is Evil….
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Isla Fisher See Thru to Bra
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Rihanna fan Says Rihanna’s Lipstick Gave Her Herpes – WTF
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Lauren Pope’s Bikini Cameltoe
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Emma Watson Talks BLING RING
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Giraffe Mating Fail
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Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses
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Some Amazing Pool Shots
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The Ultimate Dance Compilation
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Two Hot Thai GIrls….on Webcam
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Her Name is Jordan Carver and She’s got Huge Tits
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Eliza Doolittle in Some Hot Cut Out Outfit
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Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Pics Don’t End
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Patrick Stewart Ate His First Slice of Pizza at 72
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Take THAT Bitch!
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Bored Car Model – Spices Things Up
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Photograph Tattoo Fails….Amazing…
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Some Random Model You’ll Want to Bang in a Bikini
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Cassie Hot as Fuck for Esquire
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Animals Vs Mirrors
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A Cat in Boots
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Head Spin on a Tin Can
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20 GIFS of Exercise Mishaps
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Why Couldn’t This Dog Rip This Fucker Apart?
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Here’s an Amazing Mug Shot
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Oh Hi Jenna Haze in Lingerie
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Drunken Sex While Driving – Leads to Accident
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Julianne Hough Beater and Yoga Pants Showing Stomach
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Esquire Has Their Own TV Network
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Penelope Cruz’s Pregnant Belly
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These Tits are Substantial….
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Bikini Titty Slip
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Brooke Burke Still Hot
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Headstand Beer Chug Fail
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian Has Been Getting Botox…I Think That’s the Least of her or her Baby’s Concerns
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Hot Babes in Towels…
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Shameless Lesbians Caught Eating Pussy on the Bus…
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Girl Makes Herself Cum with Bathtub Faucet…Fun
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Worm in the Hole Will Freak You the Fuck Out….
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Road Head Mess When Girl Refuses to Swallow
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Fat Chick With a Huge Dick – Is a Weird Fetish
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Girlfriend Surprised by Cumshot
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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2013

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida…despite everything I have against Florida. Intentionally coming here is almost crazy,

This radio ad featuring “My Pussy and My Crack” remixed has been the excitement…..

This has been the erotica because all the bitches here are old…even the ones jogging with tight bodies have seen better days…4 decades ago.

I am here for some porn convention and not the NBA playoffs, because as much as I hate Porn and porn stars, they are funny to pay 400 dollars an hour to fuck as they escort to supplement their income.

If you’re in Florida, this is your weekend to fuck professionals – here’s a listing of the porn girls who are here hooking

Here are some morning links….

A Whole Lot of Redheads Posing like Sluts….Not Freaks.
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Olivia Wilde Paddleboarding in a Bikini
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Grumpy Cat is Getting a Movie…..
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This Cannes Cleavage Is Not That Bad
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Old Man Tries Pot for the First Time
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Lebron James – King of the Flop
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Monica Bellucci in Her Bra
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Some Dude Literally Getting Tea Bagged
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Girl’s Gone Wild at a Bachelorette Party!
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Crane Operator Fail
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Every Morning Needs to Start With Priapism (prolonged erection) Emergency Procedures – Thanks Youtube
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My Life is Always Better With Young Girls Getting Naked for Free Who in Another Era Would Probably be Working the Ice Cream Shop…
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