Sophie Monk is a pretty hot chick and she’s engaged to a total cunt. I have seen this shit happen so many fucking times before and I guess it will always happens like this, because most girls don’t know what’s up, but it still will always annoy me, not because I think I could be a provider for the slut, or that I think I could have a chance with her or that I’d have anything interesting to say to her or any of that weird stalker shit, but I just hate seeing hot girls settle for pieces of shit.

I went out bowling this weekend, I already talked about it and every hot 16 year old girl there was with some loser kid who I knew didn’t know how to fuck them proper. It was like they were all jiggy motherfuckers who got down to hip hop and thought they were gangster, or they were little cha chi club kids who liked to buy bottles of Grey Goose and get down do dance music in their spaceboot lookin’ Puma’s and their track suits like they were in the Mafia. They were the kind of asshole you just want to punch in the face when you see them…..

That’s how I feel about this Madden brother because he is a total twat, he is a mainstream cheesy motherfucker who made way too much money and thinks he’s hot shit and some how lands a slut like this who is so fucking stupid she thinks he’s hot shit too. You’d think that I would never approve of anyone she was slammin, I’d always instinctively hate the motherfucker, but at least if he did something cool, or looked cool, or was an actual rockstar and not some teenie bopper who produces grab that rapes my ears on the radio or was fucking high all time like Pete Doherty, I’d be a lot happier looking at these pictures of hot tits.

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