I am a pretty contradictory motherfucker. I am always flip flopping my opinion on everything. I was talking to a dude today about how I was never able to hook up with chicks who had previously dated or slept with people I thought were cunts. I always had this attitude that if she allowed his dick in her, even if it was only once, then she was a girl I didn’t want to stick my dick into so I wouldn’t bother the hustle. That’s why I would always try to find girls who I didn’t know and the only thing I’d ask them about previously people she fucked is what they did to her, because knowing how dirty a girl can get is a turn on. The second we’d end up in a bar where I was forced to meet the motherfucker face to face, I couldn’t fuck her the same knowing that asshole beat me to her pussy, but I’d still fuck her.

But as an inconsistent contradictory motherfucker, when pussy was presented to me, I’d never turn it down, because that would be gay, and when pussy wasn’t presented to me and I’d be forced to pay for the shit from the rattiest sluts I could find, I still wouldn’t think about all the cock she’s seen and even when a slut would tell me she slammed her ex-boyfriend who I hated earlier that day I still wouldn’t turn it down.

So lookin’ at Sophie Monk fucks with my head. I think she’s pretty hot but I hate I hate her for not only having sex to a fucking cunt but being engaged to one. Good Charlotte suck and I can’t stand those suburban assholes trying to be rock and roll because they used their Bar Mitzvah money on tattooing their entire bodes. I really can’t stand seeing or hearing them, and all I can think about is how the twins jerk each other off because it’s not gay when you’re twins. It’s masturbating. What it comes down to is that hate fuckin’ is just as good as the other kind of fucking and I like to give people the benefit of the doubt and consider the reasons why she did that shit to herself, I can only assume it’s on the same lines as having a drug addiction or maybe it’s because she’s an hot immigrant and just doesn’t know what’s up, maybe Good Charlotte are the hottest fuckin’ band out there and she thinks she’s dating Elvis. Either way, there’s gotta be a reason and despite hating her for it, but that’s only cuz she’s hot and has more money than my wife.

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