I understand why virgin motherfuckers and dudes who like science fiction and collecting action figures think that Megan Fox is the hottest piece of ass out there, it’s because she’s in Transformers, and their Transformers were their only friends growing up.

Here are her nipples for the first time, because I know you feel like you have some kind of relationship with her, when in reality you’ve just been jerking off to High-Res Internet pics of her for the last year, but when you’re always alone, I guess it’s hard to tell the difference. Cuddles.

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