Here are some pictures of a pregnant Jessica Alba and her boyfriend being all in love, while hiding from the cameras this past weekend.

The real victim in all this out-of-wedlock shit are the kids, because they aren’t called illegitimate for nothing. It’s been proven that bastard kids have retarded cognitive development, lower educational achievement, lower job attainment, increased behavior and emotional problems, lower impulse control, retarded social development and are more likely to engage in early sexual activity, have their own kids out of wedlock, be on welfare as adults and turn to a life of crime.

So keep kissing your baby daddy all you can because it’s also proven that out-of-wedlock pregnancies usually ruin relationships instead of bringing them closer together, so your plan of trapping the motherfucker’s going to backfire, so enjoy it while you can.

Good Job Alba, keep covering your slut face. You have every reason to be ashamed of yourself, because even God hates you.

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