I’ve gotta hand it to Tara Reid, she’s a committed girl, whether it’s to getting drunk, partying or going on vanity missions to reverse the effects of drinking and partying hard, because I like to see a girl with drive.

She’s made positive changes with her look that prove that if you make fun of a girl enough, she’ll make the necessary moves to improve. There was a time when Tara Reid was a hot commodity, but then she slowly decomposed and became this bloated drunk with a botched tit job, but after being made fun of enough, she decided to stop eating, invest in new tits and get liposuction because being insecure and wanting to be the girl every guy wants to fuck is important.

So the other day when she passed out from not eating, everyone ragged on her for being too skinny and not eating to the point of self-destruction but I think that it’s a small price to pay for the sake of lookin’ tight in a bikini at 30. Her not eating is the only reason she’s doing some bikini photoshoot that went down this past weekend in Bali and every girl wants to look good in a bikini. So think about that the next time you bust out the donuts, fatty.

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