These are some boring self shot pictures of Lohan that her boring ex-boyfriend who I won’t admit was ever her boyfriend, but some punk lucky enough to be in the right rehab center at the right time to get into her pants, because let’s face it, the hard part about fucking Lohan is getting into the same room as her, but once you get past all the layers of publicists, lawyers, her entourage and management, and make your way in, the rest is all gravy. Because based on this ex boyfriend who I won’t admit is her boyfriend, Lohan is a sex addict who is so hot an bothered all the time that her vagina’s constantly excited and she’s got gravy dripping down her leg like shit was Christmas Dinner at the homeless shelter because it kinda smells the same.

Either way, he’s trying to get more attention than he’s already had over the last few months when she let him inside of her. She gave him a taste of fame and the spotlight and now dude’s addicted to it and trying to hold on to it as long as he can by running to the press, unfortunately for us, his pictures of Lohan aren’t proving that she is addicted to sex, they are just standard shit you see on myspace and I’d be more satisfied with some gang bang close up internal cum shot action….but that’s just because I want to know how many loads can she fit in her, but that’s just because I’m a scientist…..

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