Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook Riding the Zane Train.

Kelzane is my new catch phrase that represents this couple in hopes that one day people will actually care about them so I can be the next guy who invented “bennifer” or “vaughniston” or “Brangalina” or “Tom Kat”, because it’s always been my dream since I think hybrid celebrity couple names are the future.

Famous or not, they are out of control lately, all over each other on the beach the last few days and the only excitement they brought me was a lawyers letter to take the fuckers down but that’s just because I like feeling like I am breaking the law, it makes my wife think I’m dangerous when in reality she is the dangerous one because if she rolls over in her sleep, I could never wake up.

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