Here is Kim Cattrall in a bikini because Sex in the City is still around, even though all the girls involved shouldn’t be having sex because they are all old, haggard, horse-faced, damaged goods that look like they’d be better off picking up their kids from Dance Class, than pickin’ up dudes at the grocery store and slutting out with them in the canned goods aisle.

I never watched the show because I think it’s detrimental to society and because I am not a fag. It gives girls the idea that this fantasy life of being independent, strong, career women who fucks different dudes every episode like a useless slut is the way a cosmopolitan woman should live, while drinking a cosmopolitan. Reality is that it just leads to herpes, emotional emptiness and credit card debt from buying designer clothes trying to keep up with the other younger, tighter, slutty competition,.

But the old who hold onto this slut fantasy, eventually die alone, depressed and addicted to anti-depressants and opiates because women are coded to make babies and be mom’s but now they’ve let their fun go to far and their vagina dried up….it feels like just yesterday when they were taking 3 loads from 3 different men a day, now the only loads their taking are the ones they are scooping out of their Adult Diapers.

Either way, Kim Cattrall is the kind of old lady I’d let knit me a sweater. Her body-shaping bikini makes me wanna change her diaper, with my mouth.

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