I ripped into Chanelle Hayes for having a bad ass the other day and I figured that was a little premature of me because she’s not as bad as most asses I’ve seeen and maybe I was just having a bad day.

Speaking of asses, when I was in high school the girl I was slamming only wanted to be fucked up the ass because she was saving herself for marriage, which was pretty fucking amazing until I realized that shit came out of assholes and by that point, it was too late….

Since then, I’ve learned to accept that when you play with fire you’re going to get burned but at 16, having a virgin shit on you is way less cool than it would be today.

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