Her name is Kate Walsh and she was at some Victoria’s Secret event this past weekend wearing what’s gotta be some pretty heavy duty expensive Victoria’s Secret bra made out of some pretty contricting harnesses because her cleavage is retarded big. I didn’t know who she was, but it turns out she’s some 40 year old on Grey’s Anatomy who wears pretty

I was at the grocery store the other day because I decided to venture out of the hell I’ve been living in for the last 3 weeks to get some food. I saw a real life mom in mom jeans and they made her ass look long and flat, but squeezed her post pregnancy up to her chest making me want to ask her if she liked celebrity gossip because that’s my only game right now, but I didn’t because her daughter started pointing and laughing at me and I felt embarrassed. I guess she’s never seen overweight mexican dudes who don’t shave or shower very often.

Either way,I was in line behind a black dude buying sausages we started talking about illegitimate children and getting high. Then some dude with a kid who was in front of us in line, came running to our line and goes up to the black dude demanding he gives him his wallet back. The black dude didn’t know what the fuck the white dad was talking about and ended up telling the dude to look over where he was bagging groceries and sure enough it was there. That’s when I stepped in and called the dude a racist to the black guy and we had a good laugh. So for those of you who think I am a racist, I think it’s pretty obvious that my sausage brother….not the kind of sausage brother you’re into, was down with me. Giving me the stamp of black approval so fuck off with your accusations and look at Kate Walsh’s tits, because it’s big.

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