I got this email:
Dear Jesus Martinez,
You’re a dick.
Lots of love,
Your mom
This is what I wrote back:
Mom?!
Is that really you? Daddy told me you went on vacation and but you never came home? Part of the reason I started this site was in hopes that one day it would reach you. Not having you in my life all these years really created a void that I filled with self destructive behavior. I am so glad you wrote me…now we can start the recovery process.
So, where have you been all my life. Let’s meet up so you can give me all those outstanding birthday and christmas gifts. I will accept a lump sum payment if it’s easier.
Send Nudes, since I feel like I don’t know you, I think it’s ok to get off to you, even if we’re related.
Love
Your son, Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Here are my links:
Leelee Sobieski Has a Weird Fucking Fetish
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Become a Sexplorer:
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Some Dude Jumps Out of a Plane With No Parachute Insanity
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Here Are Sexiest Idols
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Her Name is Alba Parietti and this is her Nipple
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Britney Spears is a Cartoon in her New Video Which Makes Her Easier to Jerk Off To
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This Site Has A Lot of Sluts Posing in Lingerie
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Fuck With These Whores….
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Fake Tits at the Club
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An American Idol is Shopping Around Her Nude Pics Unfortunately
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Some Dude Gives Himself Liposuction
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Lohan Training Her Sister to be a Slut
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News Anchor Vs. Reporter Video
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Her Name is Catalina White…She’s a Roller Girl…This is Her Photoshoot
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This is Mischa Barton’s New Boyfriend
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Madonna Admits to Doing E
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Juliette Lewis is Dressed Like a Clown….I Guess She’s Been Hanging With Panettiere
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Mia Rocks Shows Off her Crazy TIts
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The New York Governor’s Alleged Whores
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Jenna Jameson for PETA Video
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Her Name is Mindy Vega and this is Her Showing Off her Body
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Funny Video of a Girl Waxing Off Her Cooch
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Pregnant Slut About to Explode of the Day
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2 Girls One Cup Meet Something Way More Vile….
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A Film Crew Gets Arrested for Trying to Kill Kate Hudson for Trying To Kill Owen Wilson by Breaking His Heart….
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Some Pictures of Some Dude’s Bachelor Party
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Jessica Simpson Live From Kuwait on the Today Show
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Morgan Fairchild’s Old Cleavage
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Miss Phillipines Girl Stumbles While Answering a Question
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100 Pictures of Hot Chicks Washing Cars
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Watch This Clip of Jamaican Dudes Talking About How They Hustle White Tourists
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Some Red Pepper Kinkiness
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Some Hot Chick Farting Video
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Who is the Pornstar in these Ads….I guess Both Are…
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Dave Navarro is Pushing Seasons Like an Asshole
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Weird Alien Rape Video
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I Beat Anorexia
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How To Get Tested for STDs
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How To Prevent STDs
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Letterman Asks Paula Abdul If She’s Drunk
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Tila Tequila’s 3 step sisters Try to Share the Spotlight by Being Sluts in this Video
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Janet Jackson Has Been Hospitalized
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Some Britney Skye Porn Star Pictures
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits at a Fast Food Restaurant
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Hilary Clinton Farts
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Jessica Simpson Rockin’ Out in Iraq
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Hot Chick Exercising
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Jenna Jameson Poses With Jenna Jameson
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Orange Coast College Cheerleaders are Sluts and I Like Them
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Slaw Wrestling Pictures and Videos Make me Hungry
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How to Tell If She is a Hooker or a Cop Video
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Some Crazy Retard Sex – NSFW – But Funny as Fuck…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:
Some of the More Hardcore Shit Found on Photobucket – Some Lesbianism, Some Flexible Mastubration, Some Sex…
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Some Fat Blowjob and Sex
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FROM THE FORUM
Pre-Release Portishead – Third
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Frou Frou – Details
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Lenny Kravitz – Time for a Revolution
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Zero 7 – Simple Things
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Hard-Fi – I Shall Overcome
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Soundgarden – A-Sides (Best of)
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Sparklehorse – Wonderfull Life
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Ghetto Fights DVD
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The Clientele – Strange Geometry
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The Blow – Paper TV
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Fight Club EBOOK
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Myspace is EVIL!
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Shay Laren
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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