I have been following the Jennifer Hudson drama, so as you know my dreamgirl who is anything but a dream…Jennifer Hudson ran into a bit of a brick wall this past weekend. Her mom and brother were killed in what looks like their ghetto house, and her nephew’s gone missing in their ghetto car.

They have a dude who is assumed to be her big and I mean really big, like fatter version of Jennifer Hudson big, sister’s husband in custody, who after some research seems to be an opportunist preying on a fat girl with a famous sister to better his life and career after spending 7 years in jail for attempted murder and stealing a car, because fat girl are easy and famous sisters make them worth having sex with, despite how fucking gross the sex may be…..

He lived in the family home, because attempted murderers is what all families need to let move in, you know, to feel safe at night. Like a guard dog that really sucks when you end up dead, not that this guy did it but ya know, the lights on the dashboard are pretty fuckin’ green, whatever that means…..

It was said that he stole and sold his sisters car and that started a fight that lead to death threats towards her family, which seems normal, I mean if you steal someone’s car and sell it behind their back, it only makes sense to kill their family too, but none of that is confirmed it’s all speculation and I am being sarcastic, when you steal a car and sell it, taking the money and running, is usually a more normal exit strategy..

They haven’t found the 7 year old nephew yet but Jennifer Hudson is putting out 100,000 dollars for his safe return, probably a fraction of her worth, but it is the recession and people would probably sell their first born child to a third world country sweatshop to pay off their foreclosed house….so I guess it’s a nice enough gesture…..even though she’s not willing to go into debt over this little mess, and even though 100,000 is not very much to value your nephew at, despite your sister’s ability to create more nephews with convicted killers in the short to long term.

There is no doubt that this is a tragedy in her life, but I think this kind of thing happens all the time, just not in my ghetto, but people only care because it happened to a famous person and they feel like they know her because they watched her sing on American Idol and voted for her really plus sized ass, and I guess that’s fair enough…..

Either way, Flex Aka William Balfour is Jennifer Hudson’s Brother in Law, who is rumored to have stolen her sister’s car and threatened to kill her family and he has Myspace, this is what was posted there:

I AM A 26 YEAR OLD, I RESIDE ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO, I HAVE A WIFE HER NAME IS JULIA, AND I ALSO HAVE A 6 YR OLD STEPSON, I DON’T TOLERATE BULLSHIT, SO DON’T COME TO ME WITH IT, I LIKE TO LIVE LIFE AND EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING THATS WHY I’M HERE SEEING WHAT IT’S ABOUT, I MIGHT AS WELL LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT JENNIFER HUDSON IS MY WIFE’S SISTER I’M PROUD OF HER AND WISH HER NOTHING BUT THE BEST IN WHAT SHE DO BUT DON’T HIT ME UP ASKING BOUT HER, OTHER THAN THAT IT’S ON!

The only reason he would announce who his wife’s sister is is because he wants people to know and he wants people to ask him questions and he probably wants a hotter wife and that’s totally understandable….remember he isn’t the confirmed killer, but seriously fuckin’ suspect….

Jennfier Hudson’s Sister Also has Myspace this is what I ripped off of it….

LETS SEE IM 29 YEARS OLD I HAVE ONE CHILD AND I’M ALWAYS BORED, I LOVE TO HAVE FUN EVEN START A LITTLE S*** HERE AND THEIR i HAVE TWO YOUNGER SIBLINGS MY SISTER IS JENNIFER HUDSON YES THEY JENNIFER HUDSON AND MY BROTHER IS JASON

And she filled out a little survey on it:

Do you Shower Daily?
I BETTER

Your Weakness?
GOOD DICK

Your Perfect Pizza?
DOUBLE SAUSAGE WITH BACON AND MUSHROOMS

Do You Think You Are Attractive?
AND YOU KNOW I DO

Are You a Health Freak?
HELL TO THE NAWH

In the Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi?
YEAH I LIKE THAT SHIT

Have You Ever Eaten a Box of Oreos?
NOPE MAYBE CHIPS AHOY

Ever Been Called a Tease?
GOT A PUSSY DON’T I

Ever been Beaten U?
AS A KID YEAH

Want to Have Kids?
WHETER I WANTED TO OR NOT HIS ASS IS HERE

In a Boy/ Girl…
Short or Long Hair?

LONG

Weight?
165-210

Best Clothing Style?
HOOD

And she’s got a description of who she wants to meet….

BI,OR STRAIGHT I DON’T CARE I’M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE FUN WITH BUT I’M STRICTLY WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW THE REST BUT YOU CAN BE WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CHOOSE TO BE TO KICK IT WITH ME

I could make fun of eat and every one of those things, but I’ll keep it classy, or at least classy in comparison to these 2, which isn’t very hard considering other things classier than them include: having sex with relatives and smoking crack out of a lightbulb and not tinfoil, but I will say that it is nice to see her desperation for cock got the family into a whole fuckin’ mess….allegedly…

Here are some pictures I’ve ripped off of there for you, I am not making fun of her, just showing you who she is and the most important thing is if you have any information on this kid, do something about it, because he is only 7 fuckin’ years old and doesn’t deserve to get sucked into this whole insanity.

I feel bad for the family and the little fucker. Statistics say he won’t be coming home, I’m hoping he’s being held for ransom, so let’s hope that at the very least whoever did this shit gets what he fuckin’ deserves because jokes aside, I don’t wish death upon any human, except maybe casually towards my wife when she nags me, but I don’t really consider her a human, she’s just too big and worthless for that, but that doesn’t matter, what matters is that this girl lost her baby and that is worse than losing her mom and brother and I find it all pretty fuckin’ sad…..even if I hate Jennifer Hudson’s music….

UPDATE: A body was found in the stolen SUV, it is assumed to be the kid’s body. Really bad fuckin’ news, but I can’t say I didn’t expect this to be the outcome, because I did, but that doesn’t mean this isn’t really horrible news….

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