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2009

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been staring at an asian girl outside my house with a baby carriage who looks like she’s 12 but is rockin’ the smallest dress I’ve ever seen and has insane body…. I can’t figure out if she is a babysitter or the mother because with Asians, you can be 12 or 40 and have an equally tight vagina, it’s one of nature’s great mysteries, maybe god’s answer to pedophiles so they don’t have to steal innocence, I’m not turned on by what I’m lookin’ at, I’m just doin’t he math and makin’ sense of the shit.

IF you wanna see how it turns out, you’ll have to:


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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS….

Because You Don’t Have Friends or Lovers…
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Janet Jackson is Back on the Market, So If Your Dreams of Fucking Michael
Are Over Cause He’s Dead, She is the Next Best Thing
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Some Ho On ESPN Had an On Air Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr in Lingerie
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Who Knew Dick Cheney Could Be Kind of Amazing?
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Now Here’s Some Amazing Titles For Garfield Books
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Hot Video Hoe Rosa Acosta’s Sluttiest Pics
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HAWAIIAN TROPIC BIKINI CHAMPION HAS AN AWESOME FUCKIN’ BODY!
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Confessions of an Actress
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Anna Paquin is Hot and Weird Looking At the Same Time
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More Japanese Gameshow Insanity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Hilarious Open Letters to Some Very Annoying People
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Striptease of the Day
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I Don’t Care If She Can’t Swim, I Still Wanna Bang Eva Mendes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart?
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Coco Wants To Offer All The Ladie’s Out There Some Dating Advice
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Evan Rachel Wood and The Dude She is Currently Fucking Go Out On the Town
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Naked Lesbian Slumber Party
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Leelee Sobieski Is Engaged and Suddenly I Remember How Hot She Is
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I Would Gladly Be Denise Richards’ Friend With Benefits
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Hand in the Toaster on the Simpsons Is Always Good for a Laugh
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Some Blind Items, Because It’s Friday and You’re Probably Gonna Be Bored All Weekend
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Nicole Graves Does Some Chores
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How Even a Pussy Like You Can Win in a Fight
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More Naked Sluts Fighting
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Lola is Sexy in that 80’s Kind of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mother Drags Kid Through Store – VIDEO
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Random Photos of the Day
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surprisingly, This Fergie Bikini Throwback Doesn’t Make Me Want to Puke
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Beware of Flying…Bikes?
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Vida Guerra Body Paint Throwback
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If You Ask Me, She is Very, Very Fuckable
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What Can I Say, I’m a Sucker For a Brunette
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Sure, One of Them is a Lesbian, But That Doesn’t Mean I Wouldn’t Bang The Veronicas
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I Love Gisele and Her Platform Boots
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Now THATS An Ass I Wanna Be All Over
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5 Ways You Are Treated Like a Criminal Everyday
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Janine is Tattooed And Half Naked
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Roselyn Sanchez Looks Like She Wants Me Penis In Her
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The Carpet Doesn’t Match the Drapes
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He Hates Crack Whores – VIDEO
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This Vintage Sex Ed Tape Will Make You Puke
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The Moral of the Story is: Don’t Hang Out with Talking Animals
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WWE Star John Cena’s Wife Hikes Up Her Wedding Dress ALL THE WAY!
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Scarlett Johansson in this Porn Parody Photoset
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