Here’s Miss Teen USA 1985 and Miss Hawaii USA 1993, not that you care because that shit was a long time ago and you don’t even remember her, but should because thanks to her Chinese genetics, her ass still looks like she’s 12 even though she’s 42.

She’s done her fair share of serious shit movies, but there’s probably a future of typecasting her as the Asian ahead of her, and based on these pictures, let’s hope we’re behind her the whole time….if you know what I mean, which I sure as hell hope you do, because if you don’t you’re a fucking idiot….

Pics via Bauer

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