I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

26

Mar

Virgin Pussy of the Day

When I think about virgin pussy – this isn’t what comes to mind…but at the rate girls are turning into sluts at a young age these days, Susan Boyle is probably the only hope I have to get up in a virgin, cuz I’ve never ventured down that road, when I was the age girls around me were still virgins, I was more into girls who knew how to fuck, not to mention I never had the patience to put the work into the virgins to get them to take off their panties, but if I was like Rod Stewart and knew what I know now when I was younger, I would have switched up my logic…now my only hope is for retards, nuns who quit nunning and socially awkward 50 year olds or 10 year olds…and that depresses me because now I can’t realistically have the Virgin fantasy anymore…

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