Not having a stable site is driving me crazy. It really made me want to rape the shit out of something, to regain my confidence and feel like I’m still in control…It’s a mental thing…I looked at my dog and he wasn’t really doing it for me…so I stuck my dick in a pumpkin an eager kid left out for Halloween ten days early.I found it on his porch and figured why not keep things seasonal…without really thinking how traumatized he will be when he sees the mushy mess I made when he wakes up….or really even thinking that I coulda got caught…

Unfortunately after climaxing inside the thing, I realized that it’s not rape when you fuck an inanimate object without consent…it’s just fucking an inanimate object…and now I feel like an idiot…

Speaking of rape, here are pictures of Hilary Duff and her new tits. I wonder if she’s just fat, or if she got implants, or if she’s pregnant with a baby that she will pretend is her gay Hockey Player boyfriends, even though it could be anyone from his team, since he uses her to build team morale and to have a reason to get his teammates hard….except him cuz he only fucks her up the ass.

I don’t know what happened to her face…but I can only assume it is a result of those hockey initiation parties….

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