I posted a picture last week of Adriana Lima as the new expensive bra carrier now that Tyra is fat and Heidi Klum has no more vagina left after Seal was done with it….making Lima the new top of the food chain in their company…and really behind all the cleavage this company provides, and behind third world hot pussy they introduce us to, that we would never have known before they kidnapped them, and behind deceiving these fuckers do with padded bras they’ve implemented in everyday life that we only find out about when we get home drunk with a stranger or when we see our women in ways we’ve never seen them before, begging them to keep their clothes on when we fuck, only to have them take off their shirts to make us face the harsh realities of life, I see a boring fucking company….

Seriously. Their pictures are the same. Their concept is the same. The whole thing is very vanilla…it’s safe for Christians…and that makes it not quite good enough for me!

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