For those of you who read my stepLINKS, I’d like to announce that despite what I was thinking after a 15 hour nap, I’m alive…unfortunately for you I didn’t die on my own vomit as expected.

Unfortunately, I woke up to Kesha trying to be sexy…

Now I don’t have anything against Complex, if anything I love them. They featured me in their mag a few years ago in the same Dec/Jan issue, they made me feel like I had hope, and now I am trying to get them to sell my advertising for me, because I don’t know what I am doing, but unfortunately they won’t do it cuz they think my site is too racy, so I don’t blame them for covering her, I just wish they actually covered her… and I blame them for not putting her disgusting thickness in a fucking snow suit or some shit…

You see Kesha is not hot. She’s just some bullshit fake hipster because all hipsters are fake, who used to go out in LA with Katy Perry to all the hipster shows and I guess collectively decided that they should produce pop inspired from the scene they were trying to fit in.

I have pictures of them in action together before Katy Perry ran off with the dude in Gym Class Heroes who helped her launch a career, and before Katy Perry decided to bring her BFF party friend along for the ride by getting her her own album.

It’s all bullshit. It’s all marketing. These bitches have no soul and unfortunately for this post, Kesha has no sex appeal.

Here is the photoshoot video….if you look close enough you can see her dick…

Here are a couple pics….even though they shoulda stuck to just text on this cover….

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