I’ve never heard of this Jennifer Lawrence before, I just assumed she was related to Martin Lawrence and Joey Lawrence, riding her last name to the top, but it turns out she’s already got an Oscar nomination under her belt, and I’m just too ignorant and not into movies called Winter’s Bone, even though you think that’d be the first movie I bought tickets to, if I bought tickets, based on the name alone…and now she’s in something called The Beaver, another movie you’d think I’d see based on the name alone, leading me to think she’s onto some clever scam to get perverts into her based on the movie she’s been choosing… and luckily for you, you can see the outline of her beaver in a bikini for GQ….obvious tie in, but what the fuck do you want from me, all this celebrity shit is like a horrible re-run that never ends, different name, different pussy, same hustle….luckily it is half naked. It keeps me watching…

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