Her name is Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen, and besides having the most obnoxiously long name in the history of names, she’s also a Soccer wife, only instead of just being a knocked up groupie, she’s one of those ambitious soccer wives who wants to use her soccer star husband and a platform to launch an obnoxiously bad career as an actor, or singer or anything that she’s probably not qualified for, but luckily he has money and connections that can help her….

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bitch so excited to have the paparazzi snap off shots of her, it’s like she’s got an adrenaline rush, and this is where sex tapes come from….she’s got a taste and now she wants more…I can see it in her eyes…and dude doesn’t give a shit, he’s just in it for the tits…

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