Her name is Jena Malone, it sounds familiar, but I can’t really figure out where I’ve seen her. I’ve never done a post on her…but apparently she was in Sucker Punch with vanessa Hudgens this year, a movie I abused myself to see, thinking the blonde chick coulda been hot, and realizing that no one is hot after you guage your eyes and ears out….the blood kinda makes it hard to appreciate it…..

After much research, she was raised by lesbians, even though lesbians are the devil, she was home schooled, cuz that’s what lesbians do, and when she was 16, she divorced her lesbian parents, I assume cuz they tried to eat her pussy, cuz all lesbians do that shit when they aren’t trying to rip off every penis in the world and burn it in some lesbian ritual….

Well now she’s posing nude for some magazine I’ve never heard of and it seems like girls are always more willing to get naked if they have a hipster fashionista bush. It’s like it covers up their labia so they can be all artistic and not feel like bald beavered porn sluts…and I’m not complaining cuz for the better part of the 2000s I was tired of every pussy being bald, or cheesy trimmed, like every bitch was on Jersey Shore or trying to be in Playboy trash….So I embrace pubic hair, in fact I encourage it and love cumming on it, but that’s got nothing to do with this post….this post is about Jena Malone and her hustle to fame without doing the sex tape….It’s the inner lesbian teachings she just can’t get out of her head I guess…and so long as she’s naked…it’s good enough for me….and now I know who Jena Malone is….Good marketing work.

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