You heard this fake news here first – Lea Michele is pregnant with her new boyfriend’s baby…

I figure since she’s a fake talent, and fake babe, who had a fake relationship with a co-star who had a real drug addiction and a real overdose when she was not by his side, because that’s what fake relationships involve….leading to fake mourning before contractually being allowed to go back to living…deserve….

Maybe I’m just insensitive, especially when it comes to a woman in a bikini with a distended stomach…that could equally be caused by starving herself due to sadness and guilt from going on with her life…

Maybe I don’t really care if she’s pregnant, if she’s sad, people die…it’s life…and I just like being an asshole about it…because I am an asshole…

An asshole who likes anything in a bikini, even Lea Michele…something I would have thought was impossible…

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