The stepFORUM community is far more interesting than the vapid dick suckers who sucked the right dick to get invited to the Met Ball like it fucking matters, it doesn’t matter, but rich and famous people need to compete in relevance and access to ensure their place in the totem pole that is relevance and Met Ball is up there as top level shit….
Luckily, the stepFORUM has delivered ALL THE LOOKS from the IMPORTANT prestigious bullshit event.
My takeaways:
J.Lo’s old lady neck has a mind of its own….and looks like a sea creature or parasite climbing its way to her brain to control ehr…
Brie Larson looks tired.
Lily James has good cleavage.
Elle Fanning had visible underwear.
Eiza Gonzalez has a weird face.
Dua Lipa, although stupid famous, is not that hot.
Sabrina Carpenter looks like a clown from one of my recurring Fun House nightmares…
Demi Lovato may have died from her drug overdose all those years ago, this is some corpse shit.
Spielberg’s Rachel Ziegler’s got cleavage.
Kaia Gerbers got those reptilian looking veins of an anorexic.
Kendall Jenner may have been born a man.
HERE ARE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET BALL CLICK HERE
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