I don’t know anything about Golf. It’s a boring and stupid white person sport and not just any white person sport…middle manager and suburbanite white person sport and that shit is the fucking worst.

So anyone I know who loves it, I generally delete from my life and my opinion on golf will not change now that I know this girl Lexi Thompson exists…I will not watch her stupid little golf outfits…unless the little golf outfits become bikinis…

But I will wonder why TIGER WOODS fucked with some of the hookers TIGER WOODS fucked, when he could have just lured in a young Golf groupie trying to make her way into the golf world…like this Lexi Thompson girl…because clearly she’s down to get half naked for cameras…which means fully naked when the cameras are off…

And I guess the life lesson in all this is everything is better when there’s a fit girl in a bikini…

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