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2014

09

Oct

Jessica Buchanan in a Bathing Suit for 2Bandits of the Day

Here’s some Jessica Buchanan in a bathing suit for some Jewelry company pictures that aren’t that amazing – but that are good enough for me to look at and support – because I am get up with catalog pictures being the boring studio shit that Victoria’s Secret has raped in efforts to sell product and become 99% of the underwear market in the world…I’m talking every panty every person wears is probably from their factories and sweatshops workers – because that’s how big evil business works…

So instead of looking at their played out hooker models, I prefer the more under the radar girls, with a lot more realness to them, making them more interesting to want to make sweet love to, because it seems like there is more hope for you…but trust me…there isn’t…all girls think you’re pathetic, it’s just how it is…

And these pics are just how that is…

As a side note, I goggled Jessica Buchanan, and apparently she was rescued during the Somali Pirate / hostage situation….

I feel like they aren’t the same jessica Buchanan, which is unfortunate, but I guess this Jessica Buchanan still has a whole life of becoming a potential hostage ahead of her – especially as she gets more and more famous.

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