I can’t figure out why Alyssa Barbara isn’t more famous than she is, because if it was up to me, I would take this Canadian busty babe, and turn her into the next Pamela Anderson, I’m talking get her into the Baywatch remake, they did one with 90210, they can do one with lifeguards, only maybe they should switch it up and make them lifeguards in my bathroom, so that I don’t drown when taking a bath, and when I’m not bathing they can hose down the whale that is my wife….you know so she doesn’t dry out and die…even though that could be a good thing…

That said, Alyssa Barbara is amazing, and I’m not just saying that because of Canada pride, I don’t have Canada pride, I don’t think Canadians are great, but when they look like this, I mean they could be Nazi’s in Nazi Germany out to ethnic cleanse my Mexican ass , and I’d be totally eager, hoping they administer the poison us via her breast milk I need to suck out…that may be a weird fetish to some, but when dealing with something that looks like this…there is no such thing as weird…it’s all glorious and sent from heaven.

Pics are by someone named Torrey West….

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