The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something that at this point is relevant, that stars all the hottest models, and despite being old, useless, over and done and no longer part of an evil empire thanks to bad behavior, Miranda Kerr’s been given this olive branch, you know to make her feel like she’s still got it, still matters, and I like to think it’s all because of her breast implants…either way…it’s the Christmas Season…get ready for lonely girls looking for sex because they have no family…I know I am….they won’t look like Miranda Kerr, but they may have vaginas and that is usually all it takes to be good enough..right…

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