So I went to a Christmas party…that I wasn’t actually invited to but I pretended to be invited and only one guy tried to kick me out…he must have been Jewish…not because he was mad I was taking advantage of the open bar he was probably paying for…but because he had no Christmas spirit after he asked me to leave because I was making the girls uncomfortable..it’s like I was the alcoholic version of Tiny Tim and that motherfucker was scrooge…but the good news is once I left…strippers…my life is so predictable and equally depressing…
Here are some steplinks…in the morning…
Kris Jenner Christmas Slut – is No Mircle
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The Hangover Olympics
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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16 Smooth Bro GIFs
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Disney Characters in some Gritty NYC Backdrops
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Naked Asian Hotties from Marco Polo
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Charli XCX See Through
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Supercut of TV Christmas Trees
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X-Rated Pizza
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Google Trends Release their Report
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Free the Nipple Movie…
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