People love Maria Menounos, which amazes me because who the fuck is Maria Menounos. She hosted some network television entertainment show, in an era when we weren’t forced to watch the shit like it was Mary Hart and Leeza Gibbons. back when the American people had 4 fucking channels…meaning…you motherfuckers consciously, despite having unlimited options, watch her smut…talking about celebrity assholes…but not actual celebrity assholes, because at least that would make the show interesting, especially if Maria Menounos was out comparing her asshole to theirs, because she’s greek and that Asshole is her vagina…

All this to say…she’s in a bikini and no one should care…

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