Today’s posts are brought you by Rosamind Pike’s facial hair…

Facial hair I probably would have noticed and been disgusted by when I was young when FEM-STACHES made me gag, especially when food got caught in them…but the no longer bothers me because I realize humans are disgusting, hairy creatures, bush is hot…and like so many homos before you will tell you…and little beard keeps the load on their face longer and better so that it looks good in picture…

I mean sure, she’s a celebrity, and she’s pre-menopausal, my wife is full on menopausal and her hormones are so jacked that her beard is an actual circus level sideshow beard….but you’d think she’d thread, wax, laser, etc…so that people who are less kind to hairy woman than me…can’t slaughter her…

Because despite all the hate I get, I am not a misogynist, I love women, all kinds of sizes and shapes…and hairiness levels…

As long as there’s a vagina…sign me up….to get down.

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