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2015

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Keeping things basic with @sarahlikesthis and her shitty selfies

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I have decided that I have mastered the art of seduction. Anyone who I guide through their sexting, has managed to close. I think I should write a book to help all you helpless fucks get pussy pics, or even pussy, but I would rather stare at the girls I sex with, than help your sorry ass….this is why I am not a millionaire…or even dot com billionaire…

Here are some morning links…

Jesus in a Dog’s Ear
GO

Old Man Kicks Snake
GO

Girls Tugging on Clothes
GO

Billy Crystal Hates Gay People
GO

No Wait He Hates All Sex on TV
GO

Iggy Azalea’s Booty in Shorts
GO

Truck Slips on Ice
GO

Jennifer Lopez Whoring on the Tonight Show
GO

Random No Name Girl in a Bikini
GO

Sex Trophy You’ll Never Have
GO

Bat Mobile Baby Stroller
GO

Sports Troll of the Day
GO

The Guy Who Shaved Kim Kardashian’s Face into His Head
GO

Rat Hates Broccoli
GO

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