Kelly Rohrbach is the new Sports Illustrated tits that I guess will become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….

I know nothing about her, but I did scrub her instagram for the first bunch of pics she posted that will make you a believer that she, like Kate Upton before her, will become the under paid Sports Illustrated model, who goes viral and books a bunch of campaigns, before spending a lot of that money on food, becoming fat as fuck from growing into her tits….but still rich enough to not give a fuck…and famous enough to still have fans that like husbands…stick out the weight gain as a thanks for the glory days..

Here’s her INSTAGRAM

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