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2009

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I went grocery shopping for the first time in months because I didn’t have a fridge. I was trying to seduce some dude’s wife who was in workout gear when I managed to make an asshole of myself by dropping a container of pre-made chili all over the fucking place. Everyone around me looked and saw the mess I made, but I figured I’d try to sneak off to another section of the grocery store, so that they wouldn’t bust me and make me pay. A minute later, I got hit up by the manager and he interrogated me about the fuckin’ chili. When I denied any involvement, dude pointed down to my pants and I was covered in the fuckin’ shit. Had I known, I probably would have snuck out of the place instead of into another aisle. I tried to reverse it, you know lie about it and say I slipped on their mess and wanted to sue for new pants, but instead, I had to spend the 6 dollars I went their with on something I couldn’t even eat because I suck at life. The good news is I made his staff scoop it into a bag for me because I can’t let dinner go to waste and it’ll be fun watching my wife scarf the shit down and wonder why there’s a used band aid in the motherfucker.

Now I am deciding whether or not I should go to the strippers to drop 20 dollars on a set of tits that want nothing to do with me but have to pretend that they do for a solid 2 songs.

Here are my links.

These Girls Get Nude and Let You Watch
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Phil Spector is Guilty
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Check Out th Sluts From the Miss USA Pagent
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The Shawshank Rap
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Close Up Pics Of Vivica Fox’s Tits
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The Unicorn Prophecy Sounds Like Something Decidedly Homo, and Guess What, You’re Right
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Man Tori Spelling is Just Looking Fucked Up
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Carina in the Shower
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Fuck Me I Wish I Had Been Born Not Fat So I Could Skate Board
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Nothing Motivates a Boxer Like Knife Wounds
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Yahho Answers Continues to Amaze
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Striptease of the Day
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Have You Ever Wondered Why the Pizza at Dominoes Tastes Like Greasy Ass?
Well, Here Is Your Answer
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Megan Fox Just Ain’t The Marrying Type
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jen Aniston Does It Doggy Style
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Naomi Watts Pokies Throwbacks
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Evan Rachel Wood is Fucking Marilyn Manson Again
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Here’s the Blonde Who Broke Up Mel Gibson’s Marriage
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Charlize Theron Always Makes My Day Better
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Audrey Bitoni is Pretty In Pink
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Jamie Foxx and His Friends Hate Miley Cyrus and It’s Amazing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sexy Work Out
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Louisa Does that Thing She Does
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Drunken Ninja Turtle
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That’s It!! I Want a DIVORCE!
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Zoe Saldana is Giving me Dirty Thoughts
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Louise Porter Topless Throback
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3 Sluts, Toys and Tongues
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim
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When Mary Carey Met a Homeless Man
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Louise Glover and Emily Dean
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Some Blake Lively Cosmo Outtakes
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Why Hello Adrianne Manning
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Bask in Beyonce
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Help!!! My Boobs Are Too Big
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Tribute to Marilyn Chambers Video of Her Explaining How She Sucks Dick….I am a Fan….
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We All Need Way to Pass the Days Somehow
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I need you’re fucking support on this motherfuckin one….
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