I know it isn’t morning, but when you’re an alcoholic who sleeps all day, when not at celebrity events with Taylor Swift and Hozier….Katy Perry and Diplo…Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith…and god knows who the fuck else, open bar has a tendency to make me challenge open bar…to make sure they don’t beat me and that I get my full use out of them…
I mean, unless that was all a dream…and I’m really just in my shitty apartment with my fat wife drinking rubbing alcohol, which is all I can afford…
I’m pretty sure I’m really just in my shitty apartment with my fat wife drinking rubbing alcohol…but pretending to hang with celebrities…and not realize it…makes for a better story than I tried jerking off to an asshole pic some fat chick sent me a month ago….because I was curious what an asshole of someone who eats/shits as much as her would look like…and it turns out…not so good.
Here are some stepLINKS
Jon Stewart Quitting Daily Show
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Uma Thurman’s Face is Mangled…
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Kate Hudson’s Body is Looking Hot as Fuck
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Miley at the Porn Festival
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Ariana Grande VS Dude Who Hates on her Tits
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Britney Spears Underwear Line….
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Slut of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Demands Lucky Charms…Marshmallows Only
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Micaela Schaefer Does Valentines Day
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Fails of the Week
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Joanna Krupa Showing Off Tits
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Taylor Swift Banging Hozier…..Take Him to Church….
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Pics of Taylor Swift and Hozier Fucking…Together….
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Foul Play Suspected in Bobbi Kristina Incident
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Vagina Yogurt Sounds Disgusting
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A Girls POV is Alright
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Kim Kardashian Tits
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Jeb Bush Leaks Emails and Home Addresses and SSNs of Thousands
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Sports Illustrated Models Hang
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Natalie Dormer is Scary Without Make-Up
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Charli XCX Booty Flash
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Airplane Nearly Collides with Sky Divers
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Kendall Jenner’s Weirdo Topless Shoot
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Erin Heatherton Nipples
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Leonardo DiCaprio Made Out with a Model in Front of Rihanna
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Sophie Turner for Town and Country
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Man Laughs at Dog for Slipping on Ice
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Hilary Duff Body
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Rihanna’s Topless Shoot
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Steve Buscemi in 50 Shades of Grey
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Dr Phil Without Dialog is GOod
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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Together
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Jessica Davies is Alright
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Emmy Rossum is Dykey for FLesh Magazine
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Some Random Trash With a Trashy Tattoo in a Bikini
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Chocolate Anus
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Rob Kardashian is Fat – Fuck the Haters
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Guess the Ass
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Barbara Palvin in Glamour
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Some Chick Named Summer Modeling Lingerie
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Angry Wife VS the Audi R8
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Helen Mirren in Anal Stance
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Crazy Bitch of the Day
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Webcam Girl and Her Squirting Toy
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Naked Basketball Player
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Trinidad Fight of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Naked Yoga
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Big Stupid Tits
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Ass of the Day
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Flaming Russian Takes a Leap….
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In Case You Missed It – Turtling Bait
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Hot Ass Naked Babe
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Some Asses
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This Penis Sculpture is Actually Clouds
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Girl and her Cucumber
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Small Tits Naked in Bed
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Cop Who Overreacts of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darknessā¦..
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