I pissed in my wife’s face when she was sleeping cuz I watched a weird amateur porn clip where the couple pissed on each other in the shower before fucking and I thought to myself that was a real defining thing in a relationship, you know a fucking building block, cuz not until you piss in someone’s face and they stick around to piss in your face thinking it ain’t a thing, have you found love.
Since we’re in love, here are my stepLINKS to keep you entertained this fine young evening. I on the other hand will trying to find someone who doesn’t try to suffocate me with her massive fat body for waking her up with a golden shower and until I do, I’ll remain feeling empty…
Sluts You’ll Want to See A Lot More Of
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A Lookin Good Sweetheart Who Won’t Be a Sweetheart Much Longer
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And Now, The Greatest Thing Done With Post Its EVER
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See-Through Pics Of A Columbian Goddess
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Body Surfing in a Thong. Nice
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Carrie Prejean is OUT, Tami Farrel is IN
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Bikini Contest to Remember
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Piss Away $130 Million Dollars in This Economy? Why Not?!
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What the Book You Are Reading REALLY Says About You
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I’ll Probably Never Own a Car, But If I Did, It WOuld Be This One
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Amy’s Body is Rock Hard
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Striptease of the Day
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Danny Devito is Drunk and It’s Kind of Awesome
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Heather Graham’s Nipples Say How Do You From London England
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Victoria Beckham is See Through
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Milla Jovovich is Sexy
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Man, The Kardashian Chicks Are Way Cooler Than I Ever Thought
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A Powerade Experiment
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Pete Doherty Really Needs to Get His Shit Together
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Hot Massage on Camera
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Talent Show Audition Goes Dealy Wrong
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Fiona Takes a Bath
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Anna and Olga Get It On
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Girls Eat Other Girls Out At the Club
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How to Steal an ATM Machine
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Looks Like Alfred Hitchcock Wasn’t That Far Off With That Birds Thing
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Danni Woodward is a Whole Lot Women
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Chantelle Houghton is Totally Worth Stalking
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Traci Bingham Topless Throwback
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Web Cam Honey Anal Masterbation
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Facedown/Ass Up University
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The Greatest Use of Post It Notes Ever
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Cristiano Ronaldo is Looking to Catch Herpes, Apparently
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An Airline Pilot I Would Like to Fly My Plane
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This 9 Year Old Girl Reminds Me of My Step Daughter
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Mother of the Year
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kung-Fu Bollywood
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Assisted Entry
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Ink Razorblades and Steel. Oh, and Tits!!!
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Now That’s a LOT of Ass
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Surprise!!! Wrestlers Involved in Porn Scandal
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Now THAT’S Erotica
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Push Them Titties Up You Fat Whore…
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