I am pretty sure you’ll love this Sophia Bush picture for three key reasons…

The first being that you’re a virgin loser weirdo with no social skills, who loved shows like Dawson’s Creek and One Tree Hill, which is what I think she was on…you know the grown ass man into Buffy the Vampire slayer…who still jerks off to Sarah Michelle Gellar…or whoever the fuck played Buffy the Vampire Slayer…because you have a hard time moving on…it’s part of your social retardation…

The second being that she’s posing like a sex doll, a little blow up action, and that’s the only sex you know…and female loving that you’ve had…

The third being that she’s topless, unless that upsets you because in your social retardation, you feel like she is somehow cheating on you, or showing a side of her slutty self that you didn’t know she had…making you see red….

All this to say, you’re fucking weird…and I’d rather she be showing her bush…

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