Being out of town means being unable to post as much. That’s why I sucked today. I mean I normally work with a hangover, but after getting the interview on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, I figured I don’t need to fuckin’ update, so I went to celebrate instead.
You may not know this, but doing what I do, no matter how good I am at talkin’ shit, gets me no where because I don’t censor myself, post nudity and say inappropriate shit. I get called a porn site all the time, I like to believe it’s the worse porn site every made, because if you can jerk off to this, you’re clearly fucked up. But people are scared of sign off on me, they think it’ll get them fired, so getting that kind of mainstream coverage, no matter how much I know I deserve it, is like a reminder that I still got my swagger.
So while hating myself as I always do, I took some time for myself and went to a rub and tug as a way to pat myself on the back, or have an asian pat me on the back before licking my ass and jerking me off, and now I reminded to keep doing what I am doing and what I have been doing for over 5 years with little or no success, because I can still make the weirdest shit happen, and make what I set out to do in starting the site eventually pull thru….
So thanks for being decent and comin by the site and laughing at me while I laugh at myself, I’m not turning gay here, despite Seacrest’s ability to make any man weak in the knees, so here are my stepLINKS for the day.
She’s Got What You Need!
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No Jail Time For Chris Brown
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The PC Dude is Roasting Obama and It’s Kind of AWesome
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Hottest Model Of The Day: Emanuela De Paula
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Ladies Of Wrestling
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A Jewel Bikini Shot is Pretty Nice to Look At
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Shanghai Scrubdown
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I Kind of Wanna Punch Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal in the Face Right Now
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Waiting Line for an Iphone Who Suddenly Has to Sh*t Really Bad
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Legs, Cleavage, Beer, & A Green Screen Studio
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Drew Barrymore, WTF Are You Wearing
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Striptease of the Day
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How the Fuck IS This Guy Married to Her?
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Lindsay Lohan is Begging
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Jodie Frost Upskirt
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The Slut Who is Having Mel Gibson’s Baby Also Has a Shitty Music Video
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Well Here’s a Surprise and By a Surprise I Mean Not a Surprise At All
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get Ready for the Next Phase of Jessica Simpson Shitfest
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Ciara And Her Hot Blue Lamborghini
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Cayman Islang Bikini hos for SI
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Naked Yoga is Awsome
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Luna Shows Her Tits Off
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Megan Fox is Sorry
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Suzie CArina Gets Her Dildo On
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Lara Masterbates on the Stairs
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ATTACKE CARDIO WITH VINNIE JONES
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jordan is Disgusting
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Let’s Remember Halle Berry’s Giat Pregnancy Cleavage Together
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Babes Making Out Alays Brightens My Day
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Kelly Clarkson at the Much Music Video Awards Teams Up with Mcdonalds, I Guess
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Anna Touches Herself
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Tila Tequila is a Dirty Whore
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Robot Rock
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Midget Quits an Anal Scene
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Barbara Walters Hates Lindsay Lohan
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40 Flexible Yoga Babes
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A Girl With a Smoking Ass
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Sometimes We Regret The Things We Offer Our Loved Ones
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