Some hot girl was sitting at a bar with the person I hate most in the world, he’s this little weasel cunt who tried to get with my wife before she was fat and disgusting, who I wish she left me for now, because I’m stuck with her and she’s disgusting, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he would talk shit about me to get to her.
So I decided to order his girl a drink and him a Shirley Temple. I’m sure I got that stunt from a movie or somewhere because I’m just not that creative, but it was fuckin funny.
On a sidenote both Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have stopped following me on twitter. I assume that means it is an end of an era or some shit and I’m really not all that sad about it because if my life was validated by useless dykes reading my bullshit, I would have started a feminist site.
Follow My Fat Ass on Twitter – Even If I’m Not Updating Consistently and My Updates are Dull…
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS
RIHANNA NIPPLE PASTIES I CAN”T POST CUZ I DON”T WANNA GET SUED….OF THE DAY
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A Tale of the Titty Squirrel
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Cheryl Cole Panty Upskirt
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Some Cunt Showing Off Her Tits Dressed Like Some Partridge Family Prostitute
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Some Groupie Who Banged Screech Kisses and Tells – Warning – Disturbing….
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Your Monday Slut
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American History Explained By an 8 Year Old
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Pics Of A Hot Model Of The Day: Doutzen Kroes
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Accidentally Became The Grill Master at the 4th of July BBQ
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Glad to See Chris Brown is Out Enjoying Himself
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Who Doesn’t Love a Shaved Body, Really?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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After a Hard Day of Celebrating It’s Independace, America Just Wanted to Stare At Some Tits
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And Heres the WTF of the Day
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Asjley Tisdale Bikini Ass
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Lohan Can Be a Real Little Cunt Shit Disturber When She Wants to Be
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Cameron Diz and Her Acne Face Actually Look Alright When Super Photoshopped
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Hot Mexican I Wouldn’t Mind Sticking My Dick Into of the Day
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Arielle Kebbel Photoshoot
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More Lady Gaga Disgustingness
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Girl Strips Down on TV Show
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When Play Fighting Goes
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Looking For a Ganb Bang
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The Ghost of Michael Jackson
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Jenni is Gregg
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Weather Girl Audition Goes Wrong
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Hello Krista Blue
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The Daily Bikini: Estelle Cruijff
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Natasha Mealey Topless Photoshoot
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Cell Phone Hottie
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Meet Bryci
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Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ Diddy’s White Party
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Sesame Street Does Slayer
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Some Football Dude Was Killed in a Murder Suicide
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Blue Thousand and One a Space Oddessy
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Tranny With a Horse Cock
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Kelly Osbourne Hates Lady Gaga Too. Hooray!
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A Fly on the Wall?
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How To: Have Casual Sex
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14 Painfully Funny Fireworks FAIL Videos
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This Baby Wants Boobs….
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Whores in Bikini Tops
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds:
Some Girl and Her Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
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